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More Bad-Ass Actor: Sean Bean Or Michael Biehn
Friday, April 8 by

Both Sean and Michael are amazing character actors, but which Bean/Biehn is the true magical fruit that doesn’t make us toot? Fight!

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Willem Dafoe To Creep Out A New Generation Of Moviegoers In ‘Odd Thomas’?
Friday, April 8 by

This is Willem Dafoe trying to frown. His face is stuck this way.

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Forgotten Old Spider-Man Tobey Maguire To Star In ‘Life Of Pi’
Friday, April 8 by

Yes, the ancient old Spider-Man is still webbing around. Maguire’s set to star in director Ang Lee’s adaptation of Yann Martel’s bestseller ‘Life of Pi’.

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Jessica Biel To Prove The Existence Of Martian Erections In ‘Total Recall’
Friday, April 8 by

I’m hoping she was cast as the lady with three breasts.

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Josh Pence And His Face Will Be In The New Batman Movie
Friday, April 8 by

Pence has been cast as a young Ra’s Al Ghul in Dark Knight Rises.

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Screw The Story: Visual Effects Guru To Direct ‘Deadpool’
Friday, April 8 by

Wouldn’t it be cool if he was able to make it look like some of the X-Men were flying? Like, without wires or anything? That would be pretty neat.

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Zach Galifianakis Peace-Outties On ‘R.I.P.D.’
Friday, April 8 by

His work with Ted Danson comes first.

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Hallelujah! Jeff Buckley Biopic To Bring The Laffs
Friday, April 8 by

Why the long face, Jeff? Oh, right. Clinical depression. Sorry, I forgot about that.

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War Isn’t All Fun N’ Games In ‘Armadillo’ Documentary Trailer
Friday, April 8 by

It goes from volleyball scene in ‘Top Gun’ to the opening of ‘Saving Private Ryan’ in the blink of an eye.

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Polanski And Ratner To FINALLY Team Up?
Friday, April 8 by

Great directors, great guys.

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HBO Takes Huge Financial Risk In Renewing ‘The Ricky Gervais Show’
Friday, April 8 by

All those cartoon chimps are worth the money.

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Watch Matthew Weiner Go On And On For Like Six Hours
Friday, April 8 by

If you start now you can be done by the weekend.

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The Black Sheep Franco Books Only One Role In ’21 Jump Street’
Friday, April 8 by

One role? You’ll have to try harder than that, Dave.

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Double Vincent Gallo All Across The Sky!!
Friday, April 8 by

Vincent Gallo is playing multiple characters in his next film. Chloe Sevigny is going to have jaw trouble.

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Katherine Heigl Doing A Movie Where It Can Be Less Easily Ignored
Friday, April 8 by

Threat Level: Heigl.

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Anthony Horowitz Writing Tintin Sequel For Director Peter Jackson
Friday, April 8 by

So now the actors won’t have to improvise all their lines.

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Will Ferrell Meeting ‘The Office’ Leads To Comedic Situations
Friday, April 8 by

Will Ferrell’s debut on “The Office” next week officially has NBC’s hype machine set to kray kray.

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Madeline Zima Signs On For ‘Buried’ With Hot Chicks
Friday, April 8 by

Seems like taking your shirt off on “Californication” is a surefire gateway to the big pictures.

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Ben Stiller Joins List Of Comedians Who Maybe Might Remake ‘Walter Mitty’
Thursday, April 7 by

Over the years, Fox’s proposed reboot of 1947′s ‘The Secret Life of Walter Mitty’ has collected more comedian interest than a hot asian girl at a stand-up club wearing a tight Ghostbusters t-shirt.

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Ben Affleck Joins The Most 3D ‘Great Gatsby’ Ever?
Thursday, April 7 by

Ben Affleck is in talks to join director Baz Luhrmann’s new version of the literary classic I somewhat remember from high school english class.

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Juan Carlos Fresnadillo Reboots ‘The Crow’ For Goths And Juggalos
Thursday, April 7 by

‘The Crow’ is back from the dead and ready to paint its face… to freak you out.

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Joe Eszterhas Is Going To Turn You On With His ‘Lust’
Thursday, April 7 by

This man has forgotten more about sex than you’ve ever learned.

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UPDATE: Arnie To Play A Sheriff With An Unexplained Austrian Accent
Thursday, April 7 by

Arnold to give patrolling the US borders one more shot.

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‘The Robber’ May Contain Trace Amounts Of ‘Run Lola Run’
Thursday, April 7 by

This Austrian film looks a bit like a great German film, in a very good way.

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Kevin Williamson Breaks His ‘Scream 4′ Silence
Thursday, April 7 by

He’s shooting down rumors with the hope of tricking you into seeing ‘Scream 4′.

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Snooki, JWoww, and Pauly D All Getting Their Own Spin-Offs Because F**k Hard Work
Thursday, April 7 by

WARNING: If you’ve lost your job or home within the last few years, this article will enrage.

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Hailee Steinfeld To Tackle Shakespeare Next. Not Literally, Of Course.
Thursday, April 7 by

This is the spot where I would put a fitting quote from ‘Romeo and Juliet’. I wish I was smarter.

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FOX Orders More ‘Bob’s Burgers’ Inspiring Punny Headline
Thursday, April 7 by

“Hold the onions” -FOX.

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Announcement Of Dusty Springfield Biopic Causes Widespread Frenzied Excitement
Thursday, April 7 by

You wanted a Dusty Springfield biopic, now you have a Dusty Springfield biopic.

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Tim Roth To Act Serious In Serious Movie
Thursday, April 7 by

Tim Roth is a decent actor.