Don’t you sigh. This isn’t about you. It’s what the world needs.
Just like ‘Shrek Forever After’.
Half-woman, half-fish, all-sexy.
Which one has the robots, again?
Them’s fightin’ words!
Should have opened on Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Martin Freeman hooked his brosef up with a ‘Hobbit’ gig.
Claire Danes is running around accusing people of being terrorists.
It pays to not admit you’re a Nazi.
Maybe that’s why the camera was straight.
Have you heard the one about Art Linson and Robert De Niro?
“If you’re going to jump a shark, jump a big one,” Gervais wrote on his blog. So… maybe a Sharktopus?
Joey King will play some kid, but what kid?
Warner Bros and Disney vie for Darren Aronofsky’s attention, while Wolverine heals his broken, mutant heart.
The actor has been light biking around the $100 adaptation of the popular graphic novel, ever since the project jumped spaceship from Disney to Universal.
The reboot machine computed David Mandel, a writer for Cohen’s ‘The Dictator’, was the logical choice for screenwriter.
Adjust your calendar that turns into a robot accordingly.
Will he yell at Mark Wahlberg in a thick Boston accent?
We can reconstruct Bane one tweet at a time.
Also, learn how to play “The New Mr. Popper’s Penguins Movie Trailer Drinking Game.”
Like the Force, nerds around the world feel a collective sense of joy, whether they know why or not.
Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa (the new ‘Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark’) will write the remake you’re gonna ask to prom.
Totally digging the bow and arrow. Quiet, deadly, can kill from long distances. Very classy.
Franco forget he was James F*cking Franco and quickly rectified the situation by accepting 14 movie roles indiscriminately.
Maybe he’ll get back into politics.
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This machine was programmed to have huge muscles and a barely-noticeable lisp.
More like DICK Ebersol.