We don’t have the trailer, and no one knows what’s in. (waits for applause)
Yeah, we’ll tell you what the new title is.
Not the best week to be cops.
Did he start with a saw, then invest in a chainsaw?
Outer space beats lizards every time.
He’s not interested in building a snowman.
Whatchya gonna do?
I have always thought of Nicolas Cage as the quintessential Christian messenger.
The talent judge is hoping to make some of that sweet Depression era nostalgia money.
But will she be played by Tori Spelling?
We get it, already. You’re creepy. Gosh.
“It’s Morphin’ time!” said everyone with derision.
He’s the one man who can do what the police can’t.
We’re good. Thanks though.
They’re changing the military uniforms on the soldiers, and maybe a scene where Kim Jung-Un’s face melts off in slow motion.
And Vin Diesel might be involved.
We’ll keep watching it, because it’s on HBO on Sundays, and that’s what really matters.
How will he fare in a big budget film?
‘Silent Hills’. With an “s.” Because one Silent Hill just doesn’t cut it anymore.
I’m trying to picture him water-skiing on dolphins.
Go with “Groot Portuegeuse” if you really want to expand your horizons.
This is probably the worst thing he’s ever done.
Maybe they should spin off proprietary weeks for things like “vegans” or “candlemaking.” This has legs.
If I won’t click on a list on Facebook, I probably won’t drive to a theater and pay money to watch one.
You should see what they did on April 20th.
Houdini was the original Mindfreak, only with fewer wallet chains.
It will also be directed by Jonathan Levine and co-star Anthony Mackie.
Are you sufficiently teased?