With “Entourage” coming to a close, HBO needs to act fast if they want to remain the go-to cable source for shows about guys I’d like to punch. Enter Dick Cheney.
Yes, he is indeed “back.” Get your jokes out now.
Stephen King wants to try writing a horror story.
Julianne Moore’s all set to kick the crap out of Jeff Bridges while pretty teenagers look at each other longingly.
Gerard Butler’s abdominal muscles are about to give Old Man Dennis Quaid a reality check. The objects of housewife fantasies past and present will star opposite one another in Gabriele Muccino’s Playing The Field.
Maybe this means a few more people will go see ‘The Hangover 2′.
New set photos show Peter Jackson slightly larger than a hobbit.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is adding another character to his roster of weirdos.
Oliver Stone gets the ol’ ‘Winter’s Bone’ from Jennifer Lawrence.
Lizards are cool.
Here’s hoping the show is really successful and she has a Sheen-style breakdown.
It’s time to liven things up with somber ol’ Blackbeard from ‘On Stranger Tides’ and that skull he’s always carrying. The one he brings to parties as an ice breaker.
Writer Chabon (Spider-Man 2, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay) might be tapped to rewrite Magic Kingdom for Disney.
Brush up on their projects.
Stephen Lang (‘Avatar’) plays Khalar Zym, and he looks ticked off about something. Maybe the Rogaine didn’t take?
Today we got word that Gordon-Levitt has signed the Bat Contract with Warner Bros. and will enter Gotham city limits. Juno Temple might join him.
Apatow is a celebrity, but you don’t see him flying to Africa to adopt/steal a bunch of babies. So maybe he’s onto something with his new movie pitch.
Connie Britton has spectacular breasts. Also, she’s joining Ryan Murphy’s “American Horror Story.”
Does Palicki pull off the tightly-fitted ensemble, or should she add a bag of candy to mask its lameness? Fight!
Jodie Foster recently divulged that she is preparing to direct a sci-fi movie that everyone will compare to Contact.
I find myself rooting for a band I haven’t listened to in ten years as they crusade against a television show I’ve never even seen.
The outfit is better than this, but still not as good as Adrianne Palicki naked.
Schwarzengger is probably screening Tom Arnold’s calls as we speak.
Unwilling even in death to be outdone by The Notorious BIG, Tupac Shakur is being immortalized in a biopic of his very own.
‘Bad Santa 2: Badderer Santa’?
It’s the end of the week, and that means you’ll need a few movies to keep you occupied through the weekend.
These things are not next to (or anywhere near) godliness.
Robots? Aliens? Teens in the future?
Director: Zack SnyderCast: Emily Browning, Vanessa Hudgens, Abbie Cornish, Jenna Malone, Carla Gugino, Jamie Chung, Jon Hamm, Scott GlennSynopsis: A young girl is institutionalized by her wicked stepfather. Retreating to an alternative reality as a coping strategy, she envisions a plan which will help her escape from the facility.Release Date: March 25th, 2011
Robert De Niro, who was most recently seen taking a needle to Little Bobby, has all but killed Jonathan Demme’s ‘Honeymoon With Harry’. The script must be lacking jokes about cat nipples.