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Opposites Jon Hamm and Paul Feig Team-Up For Comedy
Tuesday, March 15 by

As Paula Abdul and a cartoon cat instruct us: opposites attract.

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Johnny Knoxville Is Totally Not A ‘Stooge’
Tuesday, March 15 by

The ‘Jackass’ star has backed out of the Farrelly Brothers’ reboot of ‘The Three Stooges’, but may become an official mustache rider instead.

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Shocking News: Drew Barrymore To Direct New Chick Flick
Tuesday, March 15 by

She will direct the film adaptation of Liz Tuccillo’s book ‘How to Be Single’ for New Line, which is one of those multi-story movies like ‘Valentine’s Day’ (groaaaan).

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‘Jackass’ Director Jeff Tremaine Thinks Jocks Need Vengeance, Too
Tuesday, March 15 by

Science tells us that the immense popularity of ‘Revenge of the Nerds’ was bound to inspire a film called ‘Revenge of the Jocks’ sooner or later.

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Janet Jackson Gets To Make A Movie Now
Tuesday, March 15 by

The Queen of the Malfunctioning Wardrobe scored a 1-picture deal with Lionsgate. I want to know how nasty it will be.

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Richard Linklater Wants That Big Cartoon Fish Movie Remake Money
Tuesday, March 15 by

What would get primarily indie filmmaker Richard Linkletter to helm a big budget remake of ‘The Incredible Mr. Limpet’? I’m guessing millions of dollars in worms.

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9 People Who Could Replace Gilbert Gottfried As The Aflac Duck
Tuesday, March 15 by

As you probably know, Gilbert Gottfried was recently shit canned (or, if you want the family friendly version, “poop jarred”) as the voice of the Aflac Duck. The insurance company…

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Actors Willingly Return To ‘Silent Hill’ Sequel
Tuesday, March 15 by

Silent Hill: Revelation 3D will not suffer a lack of continuity.

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Fox Yields To Non-Existent Demand For ‘Daredevil’ Reboot
Tuesday, March 15 by

America’s least-dear superhero, Daredevil, is getting the reboot treatment, with David Slade directing.

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Mark Wahlberg Is Practicing Beating The Crap Out Of People For ‘The Fighter’ Sequel
Tuesday, March 15 by

He’s shaping up that sloppy mess of a body.

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Netflix To “Air” Episodes Of Spacey/Fincher’s ‘House Of Cards’
Tuesday, March 15 by

Look out, “Mad Men,” “House Of Cards” might drink your milkshake.

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You Won’t See Will Smith Sassing Alec Baldwin In ‘Men In Black III’
Tuesday, March 15 by

Men In Black III has suffered it’s first casualty. The topsy-turvy production schedule has caused Manny from Quiet On The Chef Gourmet Catering to leave the project. He’s reportedly upset to have to jump ship but he’s got to pay his bills. Alec Baldwin is also leaving.

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Verbinski To Mash Up ‘CSI’, ‘X-Files’, And ‘House’ For Starz
Tuesday, March 15 by

The ‘Rango’ director is getting creepy on Starz.

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Tom Hanks To Be In A Pirate Movie, But Not The Fun Kind
Tuesday, March 15 by

Tom Hanks has signed up to play a great man with integrity. In other breaking news, the sky is blue.

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‘Sucker Punch’ Has Used Another Medium To Confuse Us – Animation
Tuesday, March 15 by

The team behind Sucker Punch has turned confusing audiences into an art.

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Oh Dear God No: CMT Starting An Original Movie Division
Tuesday, March 15 by

The word “original” is being used lightly here.

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Hendricks Joins The Mile High Club
Tuesday, March 15 by

The gorgeous ‘Mad Men’ actress, in the most challenging role of her life, will have to act like she loves Brendan Fraser.

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Robin McLeavy To Be Abe Lincoln’s Mom Instead
Tuesday, March 15 by

“You can’t play the wife, but maybe you’d be interested in playing … the mom?”

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Let Me Tell Ya ‘Bout The Birds, The Bees, And The Sam Cooke Biopic
Tuesday, March 15 by

The script for the upcoming Sam Cooke biopic, has been completed. Now, who wants to direct it?

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John Hawkes To Follow Up ‘Winter’s Bone’ With Something Depressing Instead
Tuesday, March 15 by

A movie that will be a surefire hit among people who like depressing stuff.

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J.K. Simmons Secures Some Of Wahlberg’s ‘Contraband’
Tuesday, March 15 by

J.K. Simmons, a man who can play a newspaper editor and a neo-Nazi jailhouse rapist equally well, has signed on for his next roll.

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Chloe Sevigny To Play Original Hipster, Lizzie Borden
Tuesday, March 15 by

With “Big Love” wrapping up, Sevigny was eager to play another role that required unflattering dresses.

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Johnny Depp About To Cry In ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean 4′ Poster
Monday, March 14 by

Johnny Depp looks a little… concerned in the new poster. Maybe it’s because a burning ship is eventually gonna hit him in the back.

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‘Wrath Of The Titans’ To Face Monstrous New Teen Girl Franchise
Monday, March 14 by

The Kraken was nothing compared to tween girls desperately in need of a new ‘Twilight’. Even so, Warner Bros is acting bravely, pitting their ‘Titans’ against ‘Hunger Games’.

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‘Sucker Punch’ Stills Feature Guns, Boobs And Jon Hamm
Monday, March 14 by

A movie with this much boob and gun can’t be bad, right? Can it? Maybe mix a little Jon Hamm (“Mad Men”) in there for credibility, just in case.

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Good News For Will Forte Fans: Will Forte Is Getting Work
Monday, March 14 by

Will Forte continues to get jobs, despite the illogical failure of the movie ‘MacGruber’.

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‘Mars Needs Moms’ Thankfully Drowned Zemeckis ‘Yellow Submarine’
Monday, March 14 by

Like a beloved uncle who hits the sauce too much, Zemeckis has gotten drunk on motion capture technology. Now it looks like he might sober-up and stop putting actors into ping-pong ball suits.

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Yo Dawg, Heard You Like ‘Super 8′ Clues In Your ‘Super 8′ Clues
Monday, March 14 by

A mysterious viral campaign for a J.J. Abrams project? Impossible.

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Michael Ealy To Play ‘Guy Taking Screentime Away From Kate Beckinsale’ In New ‘Underworld’
Monday, March 14 by

In related news, it seems they are still making those Underworld movies.

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Movie That Features Zac Efron Getting Pummeled Now Has A Director
Monday, March 14 by

That Efron won’t be pretty no more.