Jodie Foster recently divulged that she is preparing to direct a sci-fi movie that everyone will compare to Contact.
I find myself rooting for a band I haven’t listened to in ten years as they crusade against a television show I’ve never even seen.
The outfit is better than this, but still not as good as Adrianne Palicki naked.
Schwarzengger is probably screening Tom Arnold’s calls as we speak.
Unwilling even in death to be outdone by The Notorious BIG, Tupac Shakur is being immortalized in a biopic of his very own.
‘Bad Santa 2: Badderer Santa’?
It’s the end of the week, and that means you’ll need a few movies to keep you occupied through the weekend.
These things are not next to (or anywhere near) godliness.
Robots? Aliens? Teens in the future?
Director: Zack SnyderCast: Emily Browning, Vanessa Hudgens, Abbie Cornish, Jenna Malone, Carla Gugino, Jamie Chung, Jon Hamm, Scott GlennSynopsis: A young girl is institutionalized by her wicked stepfather. Retreating to an alternative reality as a coping strategy, she envisions a plan which will help her escape from the facility.Release Date: March 25th, 2011
Robert De Niro, who was most recently seen taking a needle to Little Bobby, has all but killed Jonathan Demme’s ‘Honeymoon With Harry’. The script must be lacking jokes about cat nipples.
The Insanity Express is starting to shape up. Sheen and his extremely frustrated lawyers have added 12 new stops to his one-man show across the US and Canada.
Fox Searchlight wants an Oscar nominated director to helm the Russ Meyer biopic. Meyer was the writer/director/producer/craft services/breast appreciator for a number of famous b-movies.
These new posters from ‘Cars 2′ are classy. As in, you could buy them framed at a Bed Bath & Beyond classy.
Oliver Stone wants Johnson to play a pothead, and he might also star opposite Keira Knightley. Good life.
If you build a ‘Superman’ reboot, Kevin Costner will come. Specifically, he’ll come on board as Clark Kent’s dad for Zack Snyder’s ‘Superman: Man of Steel’.
‘Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel’ director Betty Thomas is rumored to be the top choice Isla Fisher’s lady version of ‘The Hangover’.
Ridley Scott and his brother Hatty McRedHatsAlot are halting their ongoing purple nirple war to team up on a new project.
To the chagrin of President Lincoln, Alan Tudyk has aligned himself with the South.
Samuel L. Jackson is going to be the most foul-mouthed samaritan ever.
Hint: none of them are ‘Outsourced’.
Roger Ebert’s mortal enemy ‘Battle: Los Angeles’ has screenwriters everywhere adding lasers to their specs.
Can a film actually collapse into itself if it features too many heartthrobs?
You know what ‘The Lorax’ needs? Romance!
And the winners are…
Johnny Depp must be a glutton for punishment. The Tourist star is trying to free up his schedule so that he can guest star on depraved meanie-butt Ricky Gervais’ new show “Life’s Too Short.”
‘Lost’ vs. Madea
The director refuses to be away from his family for so long. And no one tells a scarved man what to do.
Val Kilmer wants to be a cowboy, baby.
Alfred from the Burton/Schumacher ‘Batman’ movies will be missed.