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NFL’s Oldest Cheerleader And Her Ancient Pom-Poms Get Biopic
Thursday, March 24 by

New Line will make a biopic about the NFL’s oldest cheerleader ever, Laura Vikmanis, who worked her ass off so she could shake her ass off for the Cincinnati Bengals.

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Tom Hooper To Direct Bummer Musical ‘Les Miserables’?
Thursday, March 24 by

Poor people were so god damn miserable in early nineteenth century France, they just had to sing about it.

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‘Fringe’ Gets 4th Season Despite No One Watching 1st-3rd
Thursday, March 24 by

The Fox lot, which was constructed in an alternate universe where “Fringe” is a hit, ordered more episodes to fill the black hole that is Friday evenings.

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Summit Nabs Tyler Perry Detective Film That Won’t Be The Next ‘Twilight’
Thursday, March 24 by

‘I, Alex Cross’ will star non-teen heartthrob Perry. In fact, an image of Madea is a good romantic mood killer for people of all ages.

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Disney Developing Movie For Their Mouse Logo Guy
Thursday, March 24 by

I’m sure Mickey’s been asking executives at Disney, in a high-pitched voice for 83 years, “who do I have to bl*w around here to star in a feature?”

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Gordon-Levitt Confirmed, Juno Temple Closing In On ‘Dark Knight Rises’
Thursday, March 24 by

Joseph Gordon-Levitt has been confirmed and Juno Temple rumored for roles in ‘The Dark Knight Rises.’

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Showtime’s Dark Comedy Generating-Machine Spits Out ‘Chew’
Thursday, March 24 by

Tony Chu is a federal agent who gets clues from eating. Get it? “Chew?”

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Who’s Testing For This ‘Bourne Legacy’ Thing Anyways?
Thursday, March 24 by

Now accepting any applicants who aren’t playing Spider-Man or Captain America.

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Michael Shannon Considered To Play Superman’s Non-Luthor Enemy
Thursday, March 24 by

Michael Shannon does not play a very convincing teenager.

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Why Wait? Scribe For Next ‘Spider-Man’ Tapped For ‘Spider-Man’ After That
Thursday, March 24 by

This will be the third ‘Spider-Man’ film he’s written that hasn’t seen theaters.

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Paul Giamatti To Be Not At All Creepy In ‘Rock Of Ages’
Thursday, March 24 by

Does this put us one step closer to ‘American Splendor: The Musical’?

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Lars Von Trier’s ‘The Nymphomaniac’ Sure To Be Unsexy, Borderline Revolting
Thursday, March 24 by

This man is paid to frustrate and confuse film audiences.

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Tim Dowling To Settle Who’s Smoother: Denzel Or Will
Thursday, March 24 by

There can be only one.

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You Get At Least 26 More Episodes Of ‘Futurama’
Thursday, March 24 by

Five out of five Dr. Zoidbergs agree.

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You Get To See ‘Tree of Life’ At Cannes!
Thursday, March 24 by

Bring all of your friends to Cannes and see some dinosaurs!

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Comedy Central May Order David Gordon Green Pilot NOT About Weed
Thursday, March 24 by

The pilot, “Black Jack,” concerns a retired special ops agent, and has nothing whatsoever to do with Jack Black.

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SYKE! Captain Kirk Will NOT Learn The Sting Of First Love In ‘Star Trek’ Sequel
Thursday, March 24 by

Chris Pine took to his Facebook page today to update fans that he’ll totally be slattherin’ some space-stank on his hangdown in the sequel. Ooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

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Netflix Instant Distractions Of The Week
Thursday, March 24 by

It’s Thursday, and that means it’s time for your weekly Netflix Instant recommendations.

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Amy Adams To Duet With Tom Cruise?
Thursday, March 24 by

Amy Adams wants to know what love is.

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SXSW: Joe Cornish Talks ‘Attack The Block’
Thursday, March 24 by

The movie about teens gangs fending off alien invaders on the streets of London was the hit of the festival.

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PG-13ified Cut Of ‘The King’s Speech’ Opens April 1
Thursday, March 24 by

If you only liked this year’s best picture winner for the F-bombs, we’ve got some bad news for you.

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Edgar Ramirez Stocking Up On Kryptonite
Thursday, March 24 by

I think he’d make a good Toyman.

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Read Plot Details For ‘American Reunion’ Because What Else Do You Have Going On?
Thursday, March 24 by

10 things you might want to know about ‘American Reunion’

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The Credible Olsen Sister Snags Another Indie Film Role
Thursday, March 24 by

Sundance darlings Elizabeth Olsen and Josh Radnor are teaming up to take over the festival.

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Madea And Snooki Merge Into One Annoying Life Form
Wednesday, March 23 by

Scientists have combined “Jersey Shore” cast member Snooki and Tyler Perry’s Madea, so it can be stuffed into a rocket ship and blasted into the sun.

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Jason Schwartzman Joins New Wes Anderson Film In Casting Shocker
Wednesday, March 23 by

The new movie, with the totally not hipster-y title ‘Moonrise Kingdom’, stars Bruce Willis, Frances McDormand and of course, Schwartzman.

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Everyone’s Favorite David Duchovny Wife Tea Leoni Gets HBO Show
Wednesday, March 23 by

The Jurassic Park 3 star is headed to HBO in “Spring/Fall,” as hazy memories of the 90s slowly come back to me.

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‘Rock Of Ages’ And ‘Jack The Giant Killer’ To Rock ‘N’ Kill June 2012
Wednesday, March 23 by

No, these movies are not just gonna sit on an executive’s shelf as multi-million dollar dust catchers. They’re coming to theaters.

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‘Social Network’ Author and ‘Easy A’ Director Team Up To Commit Moon Crimes?
Wednesday, March 23 by

This might be director Will Gluck’s (‘Easy A’) big chance to swipe his piece of the big cheese rock in the sky.

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Ed Harris In The Role He Was Born To Play: John McCain
Wednesday, March 23 by

An exciting actor for an exciting rol…*snooze*