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‘Mad Men’ Creator On Board For Fifth, Sixth, And Possibly Seventh Season
Thursday, March 31 by

The “Mad Men” team is one big happy family again. Now they can go back to telling stories about a bunch of really unhappy ones.

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Mexican CW Actor Gets Star Billing In ‘Rock Of Ages’ Over Cruise, Baldwin, Brand
Thursday, March 31 by

I’m really looking forward to avoiding this movie like the plague.

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Carell To Witness The End Of The World, Probably With Keira Knightley
Thursday, March 31 by

Steve Carell and Keira Knightley take a roadtrip together to find his high-school sweetheart, then get smashed by an asteroid. Seriously.

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Your First Strange Look At Hansel, And, To A Lesser Extent, Gretel
Thursday, March 31 by

This film explores the leather fetishes of the brother-sister-team. It will be over six hours long…

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Pixar Hires Some Guy To Direct ‘Monster University’
Thursday, March 31 by

In case you’re curious who the whimsical-looking dork accepting the Oscar for Best Animated feature during the 85th Academy Awards is, his name is Dan Scanlon.

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MTV Call Dibs On UK’s ‘Inbetweeners’. U-S-A!! U-S-A!!!
Thursday, March 31 by

MTV has saved a handful of awkward young male actors from a career of having to do American Pie spin-off films.

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That Lewd Film ‘Time Bandits’ Is Finally Getting Remade For Children
Thursday, March 31 by

Focus groups show that midgets upset toddlers age 30-42 months.

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Lionsgate Agrees To Keep Making Tyler Perry Movies For A Really, Really Long Time
Thursday, March 31 by

Tyler Perry’s t-shirts are as witty and fun as his films.

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Leonard Nimoy Will Spock Up ‘Transformers 3′ With His Voice
Thursday, March 31 by

He’s voicing Optimus Prime’s older brother. Because he’s awesome.

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Will NBC’S ‘Playboy’ Feature The Nudity That Shocked 1950s America?
Thursday, March 31 by

NBC might stand for “No Boob Censorship.”

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Burton Selects Child Actor Gulliver McGrath To Terrorize On ‘Dark Shadows’ Set
Thursday, March 31 by

No way Burton is passing the requisite background check.

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Cinemax Wants ‘Transporter’ Series In Between Softcore Porn
Thursday, March 31 by

Rule 4: Expand the franchise to television.

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Surprise Winners Take Home Peabody Award Gold
Thursday, March 31 by

I got my ass kicked in this year’s Peabody Awards pool.

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Conan Talks About How He Can’t Stop
Thursday, March 31 by

The director of his documentary also talks about the no stopping.

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‘Men In Black’ Writer Might Be An Alien
Thursday, March 31 by

Or he might just be a friend of Will Smith’s.

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Betty White Just Got Her Own NBC Prank Show (Or We’re All Being Punk’d)
Thursday, March 31 by

Be extra nice to all old people you see in public, because you might be on an NBC prank show.

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Snyder’s Superman To Be Separate From ‘Justice League’s’ Because That’s Not Confusing At All
Thursday, March 31 by

Crisis on Infinite ‘Superman’ Movies

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The Weinsteins To Make Broadway Awesome By Adding Karate
Thursday, March 31 by

‘Finding Neverland’, ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’, and more headed to the Broadway stage.

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Danny McBride Does NOT Smoke Weed While Screenwriting
Thursday, March 31 by

McBride wants to make it very clear though that he’s not high while he’s writing a script.

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Charlie Sheen To Open A Pet Shop With Greg Proops
Thursday, March 31 by

He’s guest starring on “Drew Carey’s Improv-A-Ganza,” where he’ll also probably call Colin Mochrie a pussy.

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Shocker: New ‘Transformers 3′ Images Feature Explosions
Wednesday, March 30 by

If you think Michael Bay movies are just mind-numbing explosion-fests, you’re totally right. At least, that’s what these screenshots seem to confirm.

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FX Renews ‘Archer’ For Third Season After Threats From ISIS
Wednesday, March 30 by

Suit up, grab your weapons and check yourself for breast cancer. “Archer” officially got picked up for a third season.

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HBO Cancels ‘In Treatment’, Giving The Show’s Fans Something To Talk About In Therapy
Wednesday, March 30 by

The doctor is no longer “in.”

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Geoffrey Rush To Play Fish Chicken Man In ‘Green Lantern’
Wednesday, March 30 by

Geoffrey Rush will voice Tomar-Re in Warner Bros. upcoming ‘Green Lantern’ film. Will Tomar take Admiral Ackbar’s throne as the hot new alien fish man for nerds?

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‘The Governator’ Cartoon Demonstrates Arnold Has A (Bad) Sense Of Humor!
Wednesday, March 30 by

Remember when I was all, “It would be so obnoxious if Arnold Schwarzenegger became self-aware and campy?” I was right.

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Oscar Watch: Justin Bieber To Play Young Ashton Kutcher?
Wednesday, March 30 by

With talks of Ashton Kutcher and Justin Bieber headlining the same movie, it looks like the stars are aligning. Or are those asteroids headed to earth to destroy us?

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Judge Judy Pulls a Jackie Chan…By Not Dying
Wednesday, March 30 by

Earlier today, Judge Judy decided to pull a “Jackie Chan” by taking over the Internet, but at the same time, refusing to die.

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‘Seventh Son’ Casting Attracts Imogen Poots, Others
Wednesday, March 30 by

What’s an “Imogen Poots”? Keep reading.

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Dispatches From A Slow News Day: Hot Girl Sells Script To James L. Brooks
Wednesday, March 30 by

A hot girl sold a script! Screenwriter Kelly Fremon is about to make the jump to director with James L. Brooks‘ Gracie Films acquisition of her script, Besties. The story…

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Convincing Tough Guy John Travolta Is Confirmed To Play John Gotti
Wednesday, March 30 by

Danny Aiello probably isn’t thrilled right now.