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‘Big Man Japan’ To Become ‘Big Man, Uh, United States’
Monday, June 6 by

Casting directors everywhere send out feelers for the “Japanese Andre the Giant.”

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Sorry, Keith David. The Rock Is Roadblock In ‘G.I. Joe 2′
Monday, June 6 by

Dwayne Johnson steps in to save another sequel.

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Guillermo Del Toro Wants Idris Elba For ‘Pacific Rim’
Monday, June 6 by

Everything’s coming up Idris Elba.

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‘Star Trek 2′ Probably Going To Be A Little Late, Says J.J. Abrams
Sunday, June 5 by

You’d think with all the time-traveling in the first one they’d be able to get it in on time.

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‘Breaking Bad’ Season 3 DVD Caption Contest Winner!
Sunday, June 5 by

And the winner is…

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Denzel Won’t Have To Wear A Ping Pong Ball Suit To Work With Zemeckis
Sunday, June 5 by

He might have to get a bit drunk though.

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Sony Gets Its Hands On A Sweet ‘Sex Tape’
Saturday, June 4 by

Who steals a married couple’s sex tape?

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Madisen Beaty Receives Orders From Xenu
Saturday, June 4 by

Another tragically lost soul.

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Jim Carrey Seeks Attention With ‘Dumb And Dumber’, ‘Bruce Almighty’ Sequels
Friday, June 3 by

Carrey is talking about falling off the jet way again. Maybe that’d be more pleasant than penguin wrangling?

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Shockwave’s Got His Red, Glowing Transformers-Eye On You
Friday, June 3 by

We’ve got a new image of Shockwave. “Hey, One Eye, you think you’re so tough? How ’bout I transform into a giant middle finger, eh?”

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Spielberg Regrets The Whole ‘E.T.’ Walkie-Talkie Fiasco
Friday, June 3 by

The famous director has gone back on the idea of digitally altering past films, putting Spielberg at odds with his friend George “I Change My Old Movies All The Time, Just To Piss You Off” Lucas.

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Justin Lin To Produce Sci-Fi Film That’s Potentially Fast, Furious
Friday, June 3 by

Director Bobby Glickert went from robot fluffer to sci-fi super-player.

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Patricia Arquette Somehow Lands Gig In David Arquette Movie
Friday, June 3 by

‘Glutton’ is about a bedridden, 1200 pound man, which is awesome.

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What’s Playing This Weekend? (June 3rd)
Friday, June 3 by

Mutants, anyone?

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Paul Thomas Anderson Brainwashes Rami Malek Into His Cult
Friday, June 3 by

‘The Pacific’ actor has been indoctrinated and thetan-scanned into Anderson’s new Scientology-based movie.

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People Have A Messed Up Definition Of Paradise In New ‘Terra Nova’ Trailer
Friday, June 3 by

This trailer is hitting theaters this weekend if you want to see it really, really big.

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Dispatches From A Slow News Day: Lego Sandcrawler
Friday, June 3 by

14 Lego men died in the construction of this vehicle.

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Of Course There’s A Robotic Turkey Vulture In The New ‘Transformers’
Friday, June 3 by

We all knew it was just a matter of time.

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WWI The Next War To Have An HBO Miniseries About It
Friday, June 3 by

WWI: It’s not your grandfather’s war.

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‘Fast Times’ Cast To Get ‘Honored’ By Spike TV
Friday, June 3 by

I’m anticipating a mix-up where they get the statue for Best Hottie BJ Scene or Finest Vin Diesel Performance.

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Terrence Malick Gives Projectionists Specific Instructions
Friday, June 3 by

Watch your back, projectionists.

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Batman Gives Bruce Wayne A Call
Friday, June 3 by

What? Isn’t this how we all spend our Friday nights??

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Wayne Kramer Neck Deep In Love Pills
Friday, June 3 by

The future is now, people.

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Feminist Of The Year Shia LaBeouf Stripped Of His Title
Friday, June 3 by

Shia explains the Megan Fox/Michael Bay beef and how it’s cool when chicks take their clothes off.

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‘American Psycho’ Director Eyes ‘Wicked Lovely’ For The Kill
Friday, June 3 by

Look behind you, she’s got an ax!

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Alison Brie And Lizzy Caplan Will Be Gawked At By Me In ‘Save The Date’
Friday, June 3 by

Everything is about weddings now.

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Two More Actors Not Afraid To Remove Their Shirts For ‘American Reunion’
Friday, June 3 by

Jay Harrington and Ali Cobrin have signed up for a piece of the pie.

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Ryan Gosling Is Too Busy For ‘Idolmaker’-ing
Thursday, June 2 by

Gosling is backing away from ‘The Idolmaker’. My sources have confirmed that the spirit rock and roll music has officially died in Gosling’s heart.

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Lucas Produced ‘Red Tails’ Is Alive And Release Dated
Thursday, June 2 by

George Lucas doesn’t just make films about wars in space. He also makes films about wars on boring ol’ Earth.

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Links Away: Batman Vs. Wolverine Film Noir
Thursday, June 2 by

An artsy-as-hell take on the ultimate superhero showdown. Or something.