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It was a “misunderstanding.” Oh.

Who says we can’t have Catwoman, Dumbledore, and Cobra Commander on our fantasy football team? It’s our fantasy!

News keeps getting better by the day.

A 19 year-old got disillusioned? That almost never happens!

I’m feeling a lot of confusing feelings right now.

In all fairness, you’ve hardly met the world if you’ve only banged one person.

This story makes me so happy I could explode!

Hello, Baelish.

Or mayhap he won’t.

You really can’t risk a single hair out of place.

Happy Thanksgiving, jerks!!

Cosby impression or GTFO, Keenan.

As a second accuser comes forward.

This should silence any doubts.

Straight outta Bayside.

Who ya got?

I predict bitches get beat up.

Barack Obama doesn’t care about wet people.

At what price diversity?

No need to Occupy Sesame Street after all, you guys.

Let’s go back to a simpler time, when the country was in the middle of a bloody and prolonged Civil War…

Innocent or guilty, we always knew that Elmo was a monster. This should surprise nobody.

Just wow.

Gandalf gives the straight dope.

Oh, I hope he plays someone bemused and befuddled.

He’s a regular Carrot Top.

He’ll engage Andy in a battle of wits.

Those pictures you wanted of David Arquette in a loincloth are here.

Hollywood’s new besties.

They’re breaking a major rule of engagement.