I’m pulling for you, Colin Hanks.
The strange hybrid of Gary Busey and David Hasselhoff passed away today.
James Franco doesn’t have enough of your attention yet.
He makes a great elf.
Jason Bateman wasn’t available.
‘Celeste and Jesse Forever’ could definitely use some of his sass.
No Lantern left behind, Kilowog.
We still don’t know who will start the reactor.
Braffin’ it up big time!
Michael Mann is into cars now.
I knew that dark, steely gaze would serve a purpose.
When all else fails, throw some guest stars at the problem.
Meet Miamo Metro’s newest detective.
It turns out David O. Russell will not be directing a video game movie. Which makes way more sense than if he did.
It’s looks like ‘Menace II Society’ and ‘Akira’ won’t have the same director after all.
What’s your favorite Uglydoll? I like the ugly one!
Does it even count as ‘narrowing down’ if there are still 8 names left?
Phew! I was worried an ‘American Pie’ film wouldn’t feature any hot chicks for a second there.
Given Zach’s track record, this could have spiraled into disaster a lot quicker.
And not just because it has Ben Affleck in it.
Brazilian director Padilha (the ‘Robocop’ remake) is going into dangerous territory. Like, future Detroit dangerous.
Fox Searchlight is trying to spark (light up?) the interest of a certain audience via Twitter.
One of these actors will play Quatto. Is it… Jessica Biel?
Where are your seven dwarves, Kristen Stewart? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Crowe will release the doc to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Pearl Jam. In unrelated news: I’m so old I want to cry.
Sarah Palin thought the best way to create an objective cinematic look at her politics and person was to create one herself.
Whoever bet that he wouldn’t have a beard and a plaid shirt in this interview owes me five bucks.
It all makes so much sense.
Do you even know what kind of shape you have to be in to jog alongside a moving car?