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The first piece of The Motel Life has been identified. That piece would be Emile Hirsch, and what a fine piece he is.

TV vet McG is the frontrunner to helm the the pilot episode of the David E. Kelley-produced reboot.

Bust out your jars of Mentholatum ’cause I’m about to shorten your breath. Everyone’s favorite Tila Tequila, Tila Tequila, will be appearing on this week’s episode of “$#*! My Dad Says.”

MTV won’t miss the sponsors who have dropped. Why? Because there are dozens more just waiting to cash in on the sweet, sweet scent of underage ass. With that in mind, here are nine replacement sponsors for MTV’s “Skins.”

Lace up your whatever you need to lace up to play a game of survival.

Busy beaver James Franco is directing ‘As I Lay Dying.’ Believe it or not, he’s not playing every role in the film.

‘Source Code’ and ‘Hanna’ marketing departments get all visual up in this piece.

Vin Diesel has no problem starting a trilogy in the fourth installment of a franchise.

Grammer has ushered in a new era for which he will be remembered for many poorly-hatched reality television shows.

How can anyone dislike ‘Con Air’? The explosions…huge. The concept… ridiculous. The hairpieces… outlandish. The dialogue… terrible. In other words, it was really, really awesome.

And the winners are…

This isn’t the Golden Globes, people. This is the Academy Awards (a.k.a. the real deal). But just because the awards are real doesn’t mean the reactions from the nominees will be. That’s why we’ve spent all morning running said reactions through our patented B.S. translator.

There’s a grand cinematic tradition of people getting slapped in the face.

You’ve probably been anticipating the news of the 2011 Sundance Film Festival’s first all-around bad movie, with reports of mass walkouts and ritual suicide.

Chloe Moretz has been tweeting up a storm lately, most recently to say that she’s in New York. Why, New York, you ask? To shoot an episode of NBC’s “30 Rock!”

The 2011 Academy Award nominations have been announced, and while I agree with most of the choices, I can’t help but notice a few talented individuals seem to have gotten snubbed.

It appears that Fox Searchlight has discovered a new way to churn out remakes – start remaking documentaries.

Jersey Shore is going to have a fourth season, and there’s nothing you or anyone else can do about it except hunker down and brace for impact.

Emma Watson is running around with fake-Harry Potter Percy Jackson. Untrustworthy witch!

If you’re living in the United States, you may have never heard of Canada’s flagship superhero, Captain Canuck. Well, if certain parties pledging allegiance to our northerly neighbors are to be believed, that might be about to change.

It’s really just a thrill to be nominated. Unless you’re M. Night Shyamalan. Then it’s a miracle.

It almost seems like Hollywood is running out of ideas…

Even the Nordic demi-god can’t fathom the scale of this film.

It sounds like the unholy child of ‘Step By Step’ and ‘Fight Club.’

James Franco is in talks to play opposite Kate Hudson in the ‘Deep Throat’ star’s biopic, because he needs more roles to cement his status as Hollywood’s leading manwhore.

Also up for auction were cars driven by Evel Knievel, Alice Cooper and Elvis. The theme of the auction must have been “Big In The 70s.”

Prolific producer Roger Corman, who will have completed a film by the time you finish reading this sentence, is creating another movie monster for you to kind of like ironically.

Princess Leia is now the spokesperson, along with Valerie Bertinelli, for Jenny Craig.

I certainly hope that he’s successful in his endeavor. But the idea that what Smith is trying to do is somehow applicable to small, independent filmmakers is complete nonsense.

Bon Jovi and Seth Meyers, the two most lauded actors of our generation, are set to join the cast of Garry Marshall’s New Year’s Eve.