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Mickey Rourke Hilariously “Promotes” ‘Passion Play’
Wednesday, April 13 by

Don’t mince words, Mickey, tell us what you really think.

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‘X-Men: First Class’ Producers Discuss Decade-Hopping Sequels
Wednesday, April 13 by

This story relates to time-travel. Do not read if you are in China.

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Legal Battle Over Superman Very Confusing
Wednesday, April 13 by

This can only be the work of Lex Luthor. Or whoever it is running Warner Bros.

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Jessica Lange Finally On TV
Wednesday, April 13 by

Update your Jessica Lange fan club newsletters accordingly.

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Bruce Campbell Loves ‘The Evil Dead’ Remake Script, Milk
Wednesday, April 13 by

The good news is, it doesn’t sound terrible. The bad news is, ‘Burn Notice’ comes first.

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Kevin Durand To Run Around With A Walkie-Talkie In ‘Cosmopolis’
Wednesday, April 13 by

Kevin Durand will have to protect Robert Pattinson from all the crazy sh*t that Cronenberg is going to throw at him.

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Look, Listen, And Feel: ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Season 8 Teaser
Wednesday, April 13 by

Larry goes to New York, where you’d imagine he’d blend in perfectly.

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Nerdiest News Ever: ‘X2′ Scribe To Adapt ‘Dragonriders Of Pern’
Tuesday, April 12 by

David Hayter wrote ‘Watchmen’ and ‘X2′, but he’s now turning his attention to adapting books with fewer pictures that also inspire sad people to dress-up in convention halls.

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‘Dark Tower’ Grows Bigger, Consuming Writer Mark Verheiden
Tuesday, April 12 by

Mark Verheiden has penned everything from “Battlestar Galactica” to Superman comics. He’ll be teaming with Akiva Goldsman on the NBC series that’s just one part of a big, giant thing.

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Paul Haggis And Michael Mann Attempt To Take Gold Prospectors Seriously
Tuesday, April 12 by

Michael Mann and Paul Haggis have gone crazy with gold fever, because they’re packaging a movie called ‘Gold’ as a possible directing vehicle for Mann.

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‘American Idiot’ To Become Yet Another Thing: A Movie?
Tuesday, April 12 by

Green Day may drop dookies into theaters nationwide.

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‘Green Lantern’ Hits New Low (Voice) With Michael Clarke Duncan?
Tuesday, April 12 by

Michael Clarke Duncan took the green mile all the way to Green Lantern planet in his green machine. I assume he has a green machine.

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Ghostface Highly Recommends Nico Tortorella For ‘Odd Thomas’
Tuesday, April 12 by

Tortorella (‘Scream 4′) is up for the lead villain: a shady, Satan-worshipping cop. Side note: has there been a satanic police procedural yet?

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Who’s The Best Person To Play ‘The Crow’? Duh. Bradley Cooper
Tuesday, April 12 by

In my mind at least, The Crow has always been a really handsome preppy guy with insane abs.

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‘Oblivion’ Might Find A Rebound Studio And Actor In Universal And Cruise
Tuesday, April 12 by

They say the best revenge is living well, and Kosinski seems to be living well with Universal on one arm and Tom Cruise on the other (not in a gay way).

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Joaquin Phoenix Might Undo The Past Two Years With Anderson’s Scientology Film
Tuesday, April 12 by

Joaquin Phoenix can play “drunk weirdo” in his sleep, as this picture demonstrates. Maybe his recent behavior was him just prepping.

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Bale And Penn To Really Play Up The Gravitas In ‘The Last Photograph’
Tuesday, April 12 by

Sean Penn will probably not look like this for his role as an ex-special forces operative. But it would be cool if he did.

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Rufus Sewell Is The Big Bad In ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’
Tuesday, April 12 by

Britain’s version of Jeff Goldblum is being fit for a set of fangs.

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Wachowskis, Hanks, And Tykwer Unite Forces For ‘Cloud Atlas’
Tuesday, April 12 by

If the Wachowskiscan get gold from Keanu Reeves, they should be able to get enriched uranium from Tom Hanks.

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Here’s Another Dude Who’s Going To Be In The New ‘Batman’
Tuesday, April 12 by

Because it’s ‘The Dark Knight Rises’, we’re legally obligated to give this guy his own news article.

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Wonder Woman’s Third Outfit Will Suck Even Less, Says NBC
Tuesday, April 12 by

There will be three Wonder Woman outfits. One for every person that watches the show.

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‘World War Z’ Production Moving Much Quicker Than Expected
Tuesday, April 12 by

Don’t Let It Bite You!!!

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Advertisers Paying An Ass-Ton For ‘Oprah’ Finale
Tuesday, April 12 by

Getting rid of Oprah is expensive.

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Watch: Ashton And Demi’s Head-Scratchingly Misguided PSAs
Tuesday, April 12 by

There is maybe nothing worse than watching A-list celebrities awkwardly try (and fail) to raise awareness about child sex trafficking through deadpan humor.

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Lindsey Lohan Might Be Working With Joe Pesci On ‘Gotti: Three Generations’
Tuesday, April 12 by

Finally, Pesci and Lohan might be working together.

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MGM Wants Tom Cruise Or Keanu Reeves’ Chin For ‘Robocop’ Reboot
Tuesday, April 12 by

Could someone like Keanu Reeves be convincing as an emotionless robot?

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Brian Grazer Confirms That Kiefer Sutherland Wasn’t Fibbing About The ’24′ Movie
Tuesday, April 12 by

No word on what the running time will be.

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James McAvoy Trades Goat Legs For ‘Welcome To The Punch’
Tuesday, April 12 by

He’s ready to prove how gritty and British he can be.

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‘Crazy Heart’s’ Scott Cooper To Write And Direct Southern Vengeance Tale ‘Out Of The Furnace’
Tuesday, April 12 by

Sounds like ‘The Crow: Unplugged’.

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Tom Wilkinson To Star In ‘Samaritan’ And Every Other Movie
Monday, April 11 by

You know that British guy who’s in everything from ‘Batman Begins’ to ‘Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind’ to ‘Shakespeare In Love’? Maybe? Well, he’s in another movie.