If she goes by “Hindenberg,” that would just be freaky.
“The only thing green that should be up on that screen should be Kermit the Frog.”
Had I known about him quoting ‘Pokemon’ sooner, he would have had my full support.
Is there a role for Max Headroom?
Adam Carolla just ain’t care.
In this version, Sesame Street will be riddled with IED’s and goat carcasses.
One of them bangs a sex doll. Take a look, why don’t you?
Earth needs this.
And if you’re wondering what Buck Bundy the dog is up to…he’s dead.
Get there early to get a good seat.
He’ll be playing a tiny little soldier. How cute!
Reminds me of the time I used the Catherine Zeta-Jones film ‘No Reservations’ to diffuse a race riot.
She seemed like a nice lady.
Today in relevant news…
He looks like a shaved Grinch.
Seriously, dude. ‘The Wolverine’ needs you.
Zombies have a right to marry.
It actually takes place just before World War II, but it was close enough that Tom got interested.
The regular ‘Opie and Anthony’ guest was 41.
Your move, Internet.
It’s about time “Eye of the Tiger” became eligible for a Tony.
‘Son of the Beach’ remains on hiatus, so keep up that letter-writing campaign, folks!
This is a way better idea than my ‘Night Court’-branded nocturnal legal services.
It’s hard to type with finfgners croxssed.
Just when you thought it was safe to party in a mall after hours.
This could be the commercially accessible “edginess” NBC needs to turn things around. Just kidding.
Here you go. It looks more like ‘Entertainment Weekly’ than it does a movie.
You’ve been fooled, but you don’t care.
Sources close to him indicate that Jobs did both walk and talk, so Aaron Sorkin seems like a natural fit.