I’m happy to report that watching Gary Busey lead is everything you’d hope it to be, assuming you’re hoping it to be awkward and hilariously depressing.
Doug Liman will be direct a movie about a worldly operative that isn’t named “Bourne.”
The king of walk and talk meets the king of spider-fear. Too soon?
Neil LaBute apparently likes Agatha Christie more than he likes himself.
There’s gold in them there upcoming movies from major Hollywood studios.
With “Entourage” coming to a close, HBO needs to act fast if they want to remain the go-to cable source for shows about guys I’d like to punch. Enter Dick Cheney.
Yes, he is indeed “back.” Get your jokes out now.
Stephen King wants to try writing a horror story.
Julianne Moore’s all set to kick the crap out of Jeff Bridges while pretty teenagers look at each other longingly.
Gerard Butler’s abdominal muscles are about to give Old Man Dennis Quaid a reality check. The objects of housewife fantasies past and present will star opposite one another in Gabriele Muccino’s Playing The Field.
Maybe this means a few more people will go see ‘The Hangover 2′.
New set photos show Peter Jackson slightly larger than a hobbit.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is adding another character to his roster of weirdos.
Oliver Stone gets the ol’ ‘Winter’s Bone’ from Jennifer Lawrence.
Lizards are cool.
Here’s hoping the show is really successful and she has a Sheen-style breakdown.
It’s time to liven things up with somber ol’ Blackbeard from ‘On Stranger Tides’ and that skull he’s always carrying. The one he brings to parties as an ice breaker.
Writer Chabon (Spider-Man 2, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay) might be tapped to rewrite Magic Kingdom for Disney.
Brush up on their projects.
Stephen Lang (‘Avatar’) plays Khalar Zym, and he looks ticked off about something. Maybe the Rogaine didn’t take?
Today we got word that Gordon-Levitt has signed the Bat Contract with Warner Bros. and will enter Gotham city limits. Juno Temple might join him.
Apatow is a celebrity, but you don’t see him flying to Africa to adopt/steal a bunch of babies. So maybe he’s onto something with his new movie pitch.
Connie Britton has spectacular breasts. Also, she’s joining Ryan Murphy’s “American Horror Story.”
Does Palicki pull off the tightly-fitted ensemble, or should she add a bag of candy to mask its lameness? Fight!
Jodie Foster recently divulged that she is preparing to direct a sci-fi movie that everyone will compare to Contact.
I find myself rooting for a band I haven’t listened to in ten years as they crusade against a television show I’ve never even seen.
The outfit is better than this, but still not as good as Adrianne Palicki naked.
Schwarzengger is probably screening Tom Arnold’s calls as we speak.
Unwilling even in death to be outdone by The Notorious BIG, Tupac Shakur is being immortalized in a biopic of his very own.
‘Bad Santa 2: Badderer Santa’?