Universal execs quotes as saying ‘First’!
Who says CGI parrots can’t be funny?
And it doesn’t include the words ‘Tomb’ or ‘Raider’.
May the best man win.
Saoirse Ronan and Gemma Arterton are the latest to be turned into sexy vampires.
No exploding playing cards. Yet.
Ladies, Michael Cera. Michael Cera, ladies.
Hemsworth was chosen to play the titular Huntsman in ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’, the 9 bazillionth ‘Snow White’ movie currently in development.
Martin Sheen is playing the perennially dying uncle in ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’. You can see him here, about to become Peter Parker’s personal guilt ghost.
Disney filed a patent on May 3 to trademark the name “Seal Team 6.” Yeah, even Mickey and pals wanna shoot Bin Laden in the face.
They walk with pride… and with the help of many, many grumbling Muppeteers.
Zodiac writer Jamie Vanderbilt is web-slinging his way back to crime dramas with ‘Red Riding’.
‘From Mia With Love’ is a comedy about three virgin guys who order a Russian bride, in order to lose their v-cards. Of course, everything goes exactly as planned.
Since ‘Logan’s Run’, Baby Goose has developed a hankerin’ for unoriginal material.
It’s all about the Benjamins.
Megan Ellison won the war!
The circle of life continues at ABC.
A guy that has made some really bad career decisions recently will be playing a guy that has made some really bad career decisions recently.
Once again, Tobey Maguire is the least attractive star in a film.
Producers promise (threaten?) the film will be like ‘Taken’ with elements of ‘The Hangover’. Alex Pettyfer is no Chris Tucker.
‘Cyrano de Bergerac’, but with Twitter.
Let the inevitable Twitter battle begin.
Instead of ‘body, head, body’ it’s just ‘head, head, head’.
Martin Scorsese will want to know if Lars Von Trier is talking to him.
Yesterday, NBC picked up a bunch of girlie shows for girlie girls. Today it’s all about odd dramas, or “oddmas” as I call them.
‘The Three Stooges’ cast – Will Sasso, Sean Hayes, the recently confirmed Chris Diamantopoulos – are all TV actors. Now that will change. *Thunder*
Pettyfer will star in Steven Soderbergh’s ‘Magic Mike’, about two male stripper friends. Nothing bonds two dudes like women stuffing dollar bills into their speedos.
Director Jeff Chan got creative with the popular viral video, turning it into more than the internet ever could have expected. Apparently Charlie’s biting a lot more than just fingers…
Three Warner Bros movies got release dates, so mark your calendars for ‘Dark Shadows’, ‘Rivals’ and ‘Journey 2′. Or just let their incessant marketing campaigns remind you.