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Going out with whatever’s less-than-a-whimper.

“JUMANJI!”

It’s about to get Jewtastic up in this b*tch!

I’m guessing it will be in English.

The Internet is an amazing place.

This news is so far from your wheelhouse it circles right back around to “interesting.”

Looks like Brick Tamland is getting a ladyfriend.

It’s good to be on top.

The headline really says it all.

Lightning can’t strike the same place twice.

The cream of the best.

We don’t kill the living.

What about a show for ‘Seinfeld’s Mr. Pitt? Oh yeah, he died.

According to science.

Don’t get too excited until you read what it’s about.

In all fairness, the poster did foreshadow plot holes.

He’s making the leap to live-action with ‘A Million Ways To Die In The West’.

HInt: It’s not the one with Kelsey Grammer, though that would be fun.

Far more gangsta than the Burl Ives version.

The new cast is shaping up.

All your favorites are back. Some with cool new scars!

This video taken from an alternate utopian universe, where Nicolas Cage appears in everything.

Along with that kid from ‘Super 8′.

The two funniest captions win. Do it.

You don’t even know her, James.

This kid is way better than Carl.

Honestly, he’d be a bad influence.

Oakland just got sh*ttier.

She’ll play a badass, as she so often does.

Never go cold or not look like a film snob again.