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5 Groups Adam Carolla Has Offended Besides OWS
Friday, December 2 by

Adam Carolla just ain’t care.

I am crossing my fingers for a 'Hurt Locker' crossover in which Jeremy Renner visits Sesame Street and has to diffuse a bomb that's been planted in Oscar's corpse.
Afghanistan Gets Its Own ‘Sesame Street’, The ‘War On Terror’ Can End Now
Friday, December 2 by

In this version, Sesame Street will be riddled with IED’s and goat carcasses.

I find this still (and the trailer at-large) uncaptionable.
New Tim And Eric Red-Band Trailer Has Profanity, Robert Loggia
Friday, December 2 by

One of them bangs a sex doll. Take a look, why don’t you?

The secret of where Red Lobster gets their meat is finally revealed.
Neil Moritz To Make An Even Dumber Version Of Starship Troopers
Friday, December 2 by

Earth needs this.

There aren't as many representations of David Faustino in this picture as I would like.
David Faustino (Bud Bundy) Is To Blame For will.i.am
Friday, December 2 by

And if you’re wondering what Buck Bundy the dog is up to…he’s dead.

You arrive late, you sit in the front row. No exceptions, Batman.
‘Dark Knight Rises’ Prologue Goes To IMAX On December 16th
Friday, December 2 by

Get there early to get a good seat.

Look at that bike! It's as big as he is! But still not that big...
Tom Cruise To Die Over And Over And Over Again In ‘All You Need Is Kill’
Thursday, December 1 by

He’ll be playing a tiny little soldier. How cute!

This is the real Patch Adams, and if someone looking like this ever reached out to give me medical care, they would pull back a bloody stump.
The Best ‘Patch Adams’-Related Home Invasion Story You’ll Read All Day
Thursday, December 1 by

Reminds me of the time I used the Catherine Zeta-Jones film ‘No Reservations’ to diffuse a race riot.

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Piers Morgan Really Misses Patrice O’Neal
Thursday, December 1 by

She seemed like a nice lady.

It's William Shatner! And he's doin' stuff!
William Shatner And Carrie Fisher Embroiled In Star Trek/Star Wars Feud
Wednesday, November 30 by

Today in relevant news…

I will be the first one to admit this image doesn't give you a good sense of the character.
‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Concept Art Introduces Us To ‘The Lizard’
Wednesday, November 30 by

He looks like a shaved Grinch.

"I'm imagining a Frankenstein... but gayer."
Bryan Singer To Direct Unnecessary ‘The Munsters’ Reboot
Wednesday, November 30 by

Seriously, dude. ‘The Wolverine’ needs you.

Future Jim Gaffigan has traveled back in time to save this important landmark.
Screw #OWS: Save The ‘Night Of The Living Dead’ Chapel
Wednesday, November 30 by

Zombies have a right to marry.

This cartoon character just LOVES World War II stuff.
Tom Hanks To Join ‘Garden Of Beasts’ Because He Loves WWII So Damn Much
Tuesday, November 29 by

It actually takes place just before World War II, but it was close enough that Tom got interested.

Here's hoping he died how he lived... surrounded by giant swords of meat.
Actor And Comedian Patrice O’Neal Died Last Night At 41
Tuesday, November 29 by

The regular ‘Opie and Anthony’ guest was 41.

Have you seen this bear?
According To KRQE News, The Pedobear Threat Is Real
Tuesday, November 29 by

Your move, Internet.

Rocky triumphantly squirts milk on Philiadelphia
Sylvester Stallone Runs ‘Rocky’ Up The Broadway Steps
Tuesday, November 29 by

It’s about time “Eye of the Tiger” became eligible for a Tony.

Sterling Archer and a flight attendant, hanging out as friends so often do.
FX Sets Premiere Dates For Third Seasons Of Justified And Archer
Monday, November 28 by

‘Son of the Beach’ remains on hiatus, so keep up that letter-writing campaign, folks!

I'm sure the paper in question will be some of variation on this.
You Will Soon Be Able To Buy Dunder Mifflin Paper From ‘The Office’. REJOICE!
Monday, November 28 by

This is a way better idea than my ‘Night Court’-branded nocturnal legal services.

It's business time.
‘Flight Of The Conchords’ Tease Us With Movie Talk
Monday, November 28 by

It’s hard to type with finfgners croxssed.

Like this, but different.
Attention Shoppers: ‘Chopping Mall’ Remake In The Works
Monday, November 28 by

Just when you thought it was safe to party in a mall after hours.

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You Can See A Bit Of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Before The Year Ends
Saturday, November 26 by

Plus, photos!

Huh. I guess she won an Emmy at some point. Interesting.
Sarah Silverman To Take Her “Cute Girl Says Doodie” Act To NBC For A Pilot
Wednesday, November 23 by

This could be the commercially accessible “edginess” NBC needs to turn things around. Just kidding.

A black guy AND a woman? What a diverse spaceship!
This Thanksgiving, Be Thankful For ‘Prometheus’ Stills From ‘Entertainment Weekly’
Wednesday, November 23 by

Here you go. It looks more like ‘Entertainment Weekly’ than it does a movie.

Why do we feel like voyeurs when they're talking directly to us?
How Faux-Documentary Sitcoms Trick Us, And Why We Love Them Anyway
Wednesday, November 23 by

You’ve been fooled, but you don’t care.

My two least favorite habits - smoking and swimming in your f*cking clothes.
Aaron Sorkin Is ‘Strongly Considering’ Steve Jobs Biopic, Since He Loves Depicting Cold Tech Giants
Wednesday, November 23 by

Sources close to him indicate that Jobs did both walk and talk, so Aaron Sorkin seems like a natural fit.

This is how bored Joe Strummer was by the news of his biopic. And he's been dead for nine years.
It’s The Clash Frontman Joe Strummer’s Turn For A Biopic Now, Courtesy Of…Julie Delpy?
Wednesday, November 23 by

Biopics are the new tombstones.

Back in his prime, even Eddie Murphy's haircut was funny.
John Landis Doesn’t Know If Eddie Murphy Wants To Be Funny Anymore
Tuesday, November 22 by

If Eddie doesn’t want to be funny, that would explain a lot of his films.

These men should be reprimanded for expressing an opinion on television. Not cool, guys.
The Roots Welcome Michelle Bachmann To ‘Fallon’ By Playing ‘Lyin’ Ass Bitch’
Tuesday, November 22 by

This is easily the worst thing to happen to America in the past ten minutes or so.

Sad nudity is still nudity, I guess.
Keira Knightley’s Nude Scenes In ‘A Dangerous Method’ Look Depressing
Tuesday, November 22 by

Sad nudity is still nudity, I guess.

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