Hopefully they’ll throw in a strip club scene or something.
Paul Scheer likes us! He really likes us!
This zombie trend is never going to die.
This guy makes Alex Pettyfer look like Cam Gigandet! Wait, what?
When are they going to make a movie out of those ‘I Spy’ books?
Expect plenty of violence in Gunn’s film.
Let’s pray the cast lives long enough to see the movie.
Remaking classic films seems easy. Just take the original and add zombies. Or Rihanna.
She’s being fitted for a corset as I type this.
Can we get Chris Hansen involved in this please?
Next, see Ryan Reynolds as the world’s tallest dwarf.
Sometimes, for really important movies, studios and producers hire “writers” for movies. This is one such instance.
And some she probably shouldn’t.
The “Mad Men” team is one big happy family again. Now they can go back to telling stories about a bunch of really unhappy ones.
I’m really looking forward to avoiding this movie like the plague.
Steve Carell and Keira Knightley take a roadtrip together to find his high-school sweetheart, then get smashed by an asteroid. Seriously.
This film explores the leather fetishes of the brother-sister-team. It will be over six hours long…
In case you’re curious who the whimsical-looking dork accepting the Oscar for Best Animated feature during the 85th Academy Awards is, his name is Dan Scanlon.
MTV has saved a handful of awkward young male actors from a career of having to do American Pie spin-off films.
Focus groups show that midgets upset toddlers age 30-42 months.
Tyler Perry’s t-shirts are as witty and fun as his films.
He’s voicing Optimus Prime’s older brother. Because he’s awesome.
NBC might stand for “No Boob Censorship.”
No way Burton is passing the requisite background check.
Rule 4: Expand the franchise to television.
I got my ass kicked in this year’s Peabody Awards pool.
The director of his documentary also talks about the no stopping.
Or he might just be a friend of Will Smith’s.
Be extra nice to all old people you see in public, because you might be on an NBC prank show.