Despite all his rage, he is still just a rat in a cage.
The truth is out there.
This could be the best movie ever made about turtles fighting a brain from outer space.
Polish your jean jacket! That’s right. Polish it.
Don’t tell these guys about YouTube. It would devastate them.
Because, for some people, Adam Sandler doesn’t bring the laffs.
It’s more promising than a Nacho Libre sequel.
It would be too sexy for 90% of America.
It explains why they have so much trouble looking each other in the eye.
He’s going to play a 1960’s Vegas circus ringleader.
Because everyone’s a little more human in L.A.
Sounds like this series is going to demand our attention again.
It will be news when this doesn’t happen for an ‘Avengers’ film.
Who keeps buying tickets to these films?
Breathing hard or hardly breathing?
THE PROJECT CONTINUES!
They claim it’s top secret, then they give away some secrets.
My money was on Bam Margera and Ma$e.
He’s been in some other stuff more recently, too.
He’ll play a scientist, just like he did in ‘Deep Blue Sea’. That ended well for him.
We’ll find out what it means to be a witch in post 9-11 America.
Apparently $14 million for his voiceover work wasn’t enough. Jeez.
Maybe this will be the one that sticks for Alexander.
His assassination is proving an easier feat than his biopic.
He’s an executive producer, so it sort of makes sense.
If Tommy Lee Jones and Harrison Ford return, that could be a tremendous amount of surliness.
McConaughey, now an angry giant lizard…this girl is going places.
And a ‘Star Wars’ is in the cards, too.
The CIA trained him well.