Not starring Chelsea Handler surprisingly.
The marketing people at Cinco are going to have a heart attack.
His parents are gonna be pisssssssssssed!
Yeah, more like Isliam Neeson.
I like this idea. I might not watch it, but I like it.
Reps for the star claim, “he wants to relax at home.” Like Gene Hackman.
Wardrobe by Urban Outfitters.
Her money would be much better spent on getting a clue.
When God shuts a Demi Moore, he opens a Chloe Sevigny.
The plaintiff here is so misguided that it compels me to side with Leno. This is shaping up to be a weird day.
In all fairness, Purina has been stepping up their game lately.
That’s why you never improve property you don’t own. A cold lesson here, folks.
That glow that you get after sex? I guess you can get that from cosmetics, too.
If you ever wondered how Matt Damon would fare in jail…better than you might have guessed.
The dog is a dog because of its dog-ness, or so Gottfried Leibniz would have us believe.
2012: The year clay animation became offensive.
It’s an honor just to copy and paste the nominations…
‘Variety’ did its job, but at what price. AT WHAT PRICE, VARIETY????
Impressive microphone holders.
No drugs or alcohol were found in his system. Scientists are baffled.
Loud noises, demons, shadows, you know the deal.
‘The For Real Last Exorcism’.
If anyone wants to come to my “‘Big Bang Theory’ is better than ‘Idol'” party this weekend, it will be held Sunday at a Golden Corral somewhere in Arkansas.
I always thought I would be the one to kill William Shatner.
He’s like a wizard from the future.
If it’s anything like my experience with puzzles, the authorities will assemble the body only to discover they’re missing one tiny piece. Frustrating!
At least the thank you speeches will be short.
He is difficult to say no to.
Donnie would have been in the corner, cowering like a little bitch.