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Wayne Kramer Neck Deep In Love Pills
Friday, June 3 by

The future is now, people.

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Feminist Of The Year Shia LaBeouf Stripped Of His Title
Friday, June 3 by

Shia explains the Megan Fox/Michael Bay beef and how it’s cool when chicks take their clothes off.

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‘American Psycho’ Director Eyes ‘Wicked Lovely’ For The Kill
Friday, June 3 by

Look behind you, she’s got an ax!

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Alison Brie And Lizzy Caplan Will Be Gawked At By Me In ‘Save The Date’
Friday, June 3 by

Everything is about weddings now.

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Two More Actors Not Afraid To Remove Their Shirts For ‘American Reunion’
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Jay Harrington and Ali Cobrin have signed up for a piece of the pie.

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Ryan Gosling Is Too Busy For ‘Idolmaker’-ing
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Gosling is backing away from ‘The Idolmaker’. My sources have confirmed that the spirit rock and roll music has officially died in Gosling’s heart.

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Lucas Produced ‘Red Tails’ Is Alive And Release Dated
Thursday, June 2 by

George Lucas doesn’t just make films about wars in space. He also makes films about wars on boring ol’ Earth.

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Links Away: Batman Vs. Wolverine Film Noir
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An artsy-as-hell take on the ultimate superhero showdown. Or something.

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Olivia Wilde And Bradley Cooper To Create A Black Hole Of Beauty In ‘The Words’
Thursday, June 2 by

She’s the hardest-working sexy actress in showbiz.

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Michael Cera To Give Lisa Awkwardness Lessons On ‘The Simpsons’
Thursday, June 2 by

Cera will guest star as a seemingly splendid love interest for Lisa. I hear Nelson is still carrying the torch for her.

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Paramount To Ride ‘Rango’ Success With Animated Feature ‘New Kid’
Thursday, June 2 by

This kid is alienated by aliens. Irony alert!

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‘Freaky Deaky’ Scores Macy, Robinson, Dillon, and Fraser. Freaky Deaky, Indeed.
Thursday, June 2 by

William H. Macy, Matt Dillon, and Craig Robinson will bring the “freaky,” and, as always, Brendan Fraser will unload the “deaky.”

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Ever Wish There Were Three New ‘Horrible Bosses’ Posters?
Thursday, June 2 by

I am like the genie of internet posters, but only for specific movies at specific times.

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Carell Teams Up With ’30 Rock’ Director To Tell The Tale Of Goofy Magician
Thursday, June 2 by

Is this your card? How about this one? No? Sh*t.

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Watch The First Gory 8 Minutes Of MTV’s ‘Teen Wolf’
Thursday, June 2 by

You should never venture into Dead Body Woods. Place is full of things that kill bodies.

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Emmy Awards To Become Slightly More Relevant With Jane Lynch As Host
Thursday, June 2 by

A grating musical number is already a foregone conclusion.

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Welp, ‘Fear Factor’ Is Coming Back To NBC
Thursday, June 2 by

Great news for lovers of fine cuisine.

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‘Spider-Man’ Cast To Geek Out At Comic-Con 2011
Thursday, June 2 by

Oh, man! The ‘Cowboys and Aliens’ guys better not catch wind of this. They will be sooooooo pissed.

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Chris Columbus To Produce ‘Cyprus House’, ‘Percy Jackson 2′ Still Looms Though…
Thursday, June 2 by

Hurricanes AND eerie premonitions? This movie’s got something for fans of all sorts of different awful things.

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Next ‘Tarzan’ To Be The First Of A Trilogy
Thursday, June 2 by

‘Tarzan: A New Hope’?

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‘Alien At Large’ To Be The Next Large Thing
Thursday, June 2 by

Dumb alien = box office gold.

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23rd James Bond Movie Gets Date, A Release Date
Thursday, June 2 by

James Bond will return in: Fall, 2012.

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Lasse Hallström Hard At Work On Another Nicolas Sparks Tear-Jerker
Thursday, June 2 by

I’m not crying. Shut up. I just hit my eye while lifting weights.

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Paramount To Gamble On A Superhero Movie
Thursday, June 2 by

A superhero movie? It’ll never work.

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Paul Greengrass Might Actually Direct A Movie
Thursday, June 2 by

It will either be about Tom Hanks fighting pirates or racecars. To clarify, Tom Hanks won’t be fighting racecars.

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Josh Lucas Joins ‘The Firm’ (Not The Rap Supergroup)
Thursday, June 2 by

Josh Lucas is now the proud owner of a stylish NBC tote.

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Redford And Nolte Take A Hike In ‘A Walk In The Woods’
Thursday, June 2 by

Robert Redford and Nick Nolte could be teaming up to make the blondest, wrinkliest film of all time.

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Martin Scorsese To Expose Hot, Heavy Taylor/Burton Affair?
Wednesday, June 1 by

Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton are like the Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt of the 60s and 70s, only with eighty less adopted children.

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Evel Knievel Is Motorcycle Jumping Back Into Your Heart With Biopic
Wednesday, June 1 by

But will Ric Roman Waugh direct the movie… on fire?

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‘Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy’ To Tinker In November
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Can’t wait for ‘Dark Knight Rises’? You can see Gary Oldman and Tom Hardy in theaters this year, albeit in a movie that’s not about Batmen.