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A Bunch Of Actors And Shows Won Emmys
Monday, September 24 by

With congrats to Tom Berenger AND Tom Bergeron.

I like him better when his hair is sheveled. It makes me much more combobulated.
Fox And Seth MacFarlane To Collaborate For The Millionth Time
Friday, September 21 by

The writers of ‘Ted’ are also involved, so no need to introduce everyone to each other.

"May I please speak to whoever is in charge of shitty nostalgic TV adaptations? Thank you."
A CGI ‘Mister Ed’ Movie Is Going To Be Made, So Everyone Can Just Calm The F*ck Down
Friday, September 21 by

Move over, Marmaduke, there’s a new obnoxious CGI talking animal in town.

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‘The Hunger Games’ Gets The Bad Lip Reading Treatment
Friday, September 21 by

Like the dialogue in these movies even matters.

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Michael Bay To Preside Over Doritos Super Bowl Contest
Friday, September 21 by

The sanctity of ‘Transformers 4′ is being threatened with commercialism.

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‘The Office’ Casts Stephen Colbert As Broccoli Rob
Friday, September 21 by

He’s the only man who could live up to the legend.

Classic del Toro, all right.
Guillermo Del Toro’s Involvement Makes The Idea Of FX’s New Vampire Drama Somehow Palatable
Thursday, September 20 by

I should be frothing at the mouth in anger after hearing “vampire drama.”

Gandolfini, demonstrating less-than-spectacular dexterity.
HBO, Missing James Gandolfini’s Labored Breathing, Recruits Him For ‘Criminal Justice’
Thursday, September 20 by

HBO is ready to take him out of their freezer.

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Lindsay Lohan And Charlie Sheen Are Sleeping Together
Thursday, September 20 by

‘Scary Movie’ brings more good into the world.

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Tupac and Tony Danza Were Besties
Wednesday, September 19 by

Whose next? Ol Dirty and John Ritter?

Going forward, I will only use Photoshop for good.
James Cameron To Rectify Lack Of Chinese Na’vi By Adding Some Chinese Na’vi
Wednesday, September 19 by

Because money.

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Mr. Wizard, Not A Fan Of Children
Tuesday, September 18 by

More damning evidence that this guy was a serious dick.

Who's the real animal here? (It's still the monkey.)
PETA Not Crazy About NBC’s ‘Animal Practice’
Tuesday, September 18 by

It didn’t help that the pilot was just 23 minutes of a guy stomping on kittens.

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They’re Actually Rebooting ‘Manimal’
Tuesday, September 18 by

Be careful what you wish for…

Pirates, you see.
‘WE’RE #1!!!': US Leads World In Ilegal Downloads
Tuesday, September 18 by

Sweet land of liberty.

Photo courtesy of 'Celebrity Wheel of Fortune'
Master Of Scares Philip Seymour Hoffman To Direct Ghost Story ‘Ezekiel Moss’
Tuesday, September 18 by

Move over, Rob Zombie.

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Now Lincoln’s Voice Sounds Even More Nasal
Monday, September 17 by

Emancipation is today’s secret word!

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Jim Gaffigan To Provide His Own G-Rated ‘Louie’ To CBS
Monday, September 17 by

It’s too bad ‘According to Jim’ is taken.

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First ‘RoboCop’ Set Pics Show Off The New Suit, Orthopedic Shoes
Monday, September 17 by

I’ll hold judgement until I see a Photoshop of him riding a unicorn.

It looks like a still from a Lars Van Trier film.
Britain Installing ‘Ninjas’ In Its Theatres To Silence Talkers
Friday, September 14 by

I spelled “theaters” the British way for thematic consistency.

This article refers to the toy, not the Asian kid. But how awesome would it be if HE was a Transformer? TOTALLY awesome.
‘Transformers 4′ Sets The Bar Really High By Promising New Robots
Thursday, September 13 by

Remember Bumblebee? Well this is Caterpillar. He’s mischievous and fun. Buy his toy.

An original premise might warm you up, Bret.
Bret Easton Ellis To Pen A Monster Teen Drama For The CW
Thursday, September 13 by

It sounds a lot like a lot of other things. Like, A LOT of other things.

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Warner Bros. Converting Guillermo del Toro’s ‘Pacific Rim’ From 2-D To Ugly
Thursday, September 13 by

Del Toro gets dicked over again.

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Conan Auditions Wives a la Tom Cruise
Wednesday, September 12 by

Which is creepier, Scientology or red hair?

They have a great visitors' bureau.
TV/Movie Locales We Would Want To Live In (And Some We Wouldn’t)
Wednesday, September 12 by

“Boomtown, Population: *Kablamow!*”

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Jason Sudeikis Isn’t Leaving ‘SNL’
Wednesday, September 12 by

Still not ready for primetime.

They might want to update the wardrobe a little.
Bravo Is Adapting/Rebooting/Whatevering ‘Heathers’ Into A TV Show
Wednesday, September 12 by

“I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!”

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Chelsea Handler Was Attacked By A Sea Lion
Wednesday, September 12 by

Everybody’s a critic.

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The ‘RoboCop’ Remake Will Hire Anybody
Tuesday, September 11 by

Gary Oldman’s manager got himself a role.

Before becoming wrath, it appears Nic Cage became the lead singer of Nickelback.
Nic Cage To Star In ‘I Am Wrath’, Even Though We Have Always Known He Was Wrath
Tuesday, September 11 by

Will Nicolas Cage be able to play an over-the-top character? Possibly.

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