Let’s hope he does better than Eddie Murphy.
By clicking on this article, you are admitting you have alien-whore fantasies.
Run free, Cheetah. Run free.
More like Spazz Luhrman…
And the guy that played Jeffrey the Butler was constantly drunk and handsy. (My theory)
Only now do I feel that Affleck really EARNED the title of “Sexiest Man Alive.”
What kind of asshole gives all his money to charity? For shame!
And the other winner is…
And the winner is…
The seeds have been planted for a dance-off.
Ryan Murphy is trying to set the record for “shortest duration from an original to a reboot.”
I hope this is the first role that let’s him wear that tiny little earring in character.
Sure there were unanswered questions at the end of the first series, but they were mostly, “Why is R. Kelly doing this to us?”
Robert Pattinson is already killing stray cats.
Unless they were going to create a new day of the week, this was bound to happen.
Hopefully they’ll go to outer space in one of these.
If we had a dollar for every ‘Batman’ trailer we posted this week, we’d have two. Two dollars. *sigh*
“No one wants to pay money to see fat, old men chasing ghosts!”
Remember that awful three-year stretch when the receptionist at your office would always tell people they were getting “punk’d?” It’s going to happen again.
Anyone want to see the “dark and brooding” Bond for 15 more years? Yeah, me neither.
It will be set in space and you will hear screaming.
It’s a toss-up at this point.
No word yet on who will be playing the octopus.
What? No Smithers as Mike the Cleaner?
Hint: neither is Michael Clarke Duncan.
Hitchens pulled no punches when it came to writing obituaries.