Perhaps now we’ll learn the true secret of the ooze.
This version is far more engaging.
It’s not ‘AD’ unless Martin Mull returns as Gene Parmesan.
Depending on rating, we may actually get to see a dick enter a box.
Fine. Start making them so it ends sooner.
Chris Pratt: Karaoke Champ.
Makes me wish I was a kid again.
The only thing better is if he was reprising his role, as a washed-up, gritty Jonathan Moxon, who lives on a house-boat and has a drinking problem.
Jesus, ‘Batman V. Superman’, stand up for yourself. You’re supposed to be superheroes.
Hint: It’s dystopian gibberish.
Do not adjust your eyes.
It’s a story about empowerment.
He seems like someone I’d sit on a couch and talk to.
JUST MAKE IT LIKE ‘THE COSBY SHOW’, OK?
It will not be ‘Super Troopers’: The Series, unfortunately.
I wonder if he’s still obnoxious.
An inspired choice.
A serious blow to cinema.
Chris Pratt and Eminem need to star in a movie together immediately.
She’ll hail from the realm of Spider-Man.
The question mark means it’s unsure. Duh.
Well, I can’t imagine this upsetting anybody.
It seems that familiar isn’t always better.
Never mess with a man who collects minerals.
But do women have the physical strength to bust ghosts? I’M JUST ASKING THE QUESTION.
‘Guardians of the Box Office’ is more like it, right? Sorry. That was stupid.
It’s a wonderful day for the world!
Yo soy Groot!