Now you don’t have to look to the books for spoilers.
What did the five fingers say to the face?
In case you were wondering, pro athletes live lavishly and decadently, according to this trailer.
The first one is called ‘Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them’.
Those hoping for an appearance by Miles Morales will have to wait for the NEXT reboot, apparently.
Something tells me this will work out pretty well for all involved.
This’ll do just fine. Just keep Eddie Murphy away.
It looks pretty much how you would expect Jared Leto to play him, including obnoxious “camera over the face” pose.
Does this mean they’ll direct? We just don’t know yet.
it won’t end until every aspect of our universe is, in fact, the Marvel universe.
Don’t make them send Omar.
I hardly remember this movie.
Good luck training a cricket to act.
It’s titled ‘Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk’, and it’s about a veteran returning home.
Chris Pratt turns on the angry, misogynist charm.
Making a guy out of rocks technology improved by leaps and bounds in the last eight years.
It doesn’t sound as decadent as you’d expect a Baz Luhrmann hip-hop drama to be.
Time to freak out another generation of tweens.
Now would be a great time to do a warped interpretation of a chicken dance to celebrate.
By the end of the second series, I’m guessing the world is totally repopulated.
Maybe they want a ‘The Fast and the Furious’ franchise that they can call theirs.
It will premiere in theaters and on VOD. Mostly VOD, we’re guessing.
Because that’s happening nation-wide on April 29th.
Except for Affleck, of course.
Don’t worry, it’s starring David Koechner.
Say goodbye all over again.
Maybe this one will bring us some closure.
Light the lights, guys.
Something bad’s gotta happen, right?