They’ve got a Not group of writers who could ooze out as many as 12 of these things.
This film needs your support! Financially! This film needs $85 million, to be more specific.
The guy who makes wish-fulfillment fantasy films about killing sprees has a bone to pick with you.
This sounds like we’re approaching PHASE 2 of the Netflix Global Domination Plan.
Now is NOT the time for a FIFA corporate propaganda push.
For his next trick, Mr. Cruise will tie himself to a rocket.
Rusty Griswold is going to Wally World even if it murders him.
Bronn really is the Westorosi Kramer.
Because from what I’ve seen in the trailer, all this could be managed with a gallon of bottled water and a flashlight with fresh batteries.
At some point, the warden has to get fired for letting all this happen.
Spoiler alert: He lands the plane.
Well, that was awesome.
They double April Fooled us all.
Plan to stay home at least one weekend in 2016.
Well, everyone knows Kubrick directed ‘The Shining’. What this mash-up presupposes is… maybe he didn’t.
“F*ck it.” – Disney
Can’t go wrong with synths.
New and sexy.
It’s Hump Day. Watch some cars get blow’d up.
Now who’s going to emotionally scar us?
There will be funny hats.
So help me God, if he lays a finger on Chris Pratt…
Man, I would put off so much homework in order to play this.
Despite all his rage, he is still just a rat in a cage.
The truth is out there.
This could be the best movie ever made about turtles fighting a brain from outer space.