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The Kraken was nothing compared to tween girls desperately in need of a new ‘Twilight’. Even so, Warner Bros is acting bravely, pitting their ‘Titans’ against ‘Hunger Games’.

A movie with this much boob and gun can’t be bad, right? Can it? Maybe mix a little Jon Hamm (“Mad Men”) in there for credibility, just in case.

Will Forte continues to get jobs, despite the illogical failure of the movie ‘MacGruber’.

Like a beloved uncle who hits the sauce too much, Zemeckis has gotten drunk on motion capture technology. Now it looks like he might sober-up and stop putting actors into ping-pong ball suits.

A mysterious viral campaign for a J.J. Abrams project? Impossible.

In related news, it seems they are still making those Underworld movies.

That Efron won’t be pretty no more.

Green’s resume includes roles in Brooklyn’s Finest, “The O.C.”, and Devil, which makes him really, really lucky to have scored this coveted role.

This is how angry Edgar Wright gets when you ask him to do more zombie projects.

Larry King has been speaking with “The Daily Show” execs about contributing…whatever the hell he brings to the table.

The director will helm an untitled space adventure from the screenwriter of ‘Doom’ and ‘The Expendables’. Sci-fi fans are… skeptical.

Pass these posters around the room.

Hopefully no crazy people will watch this movie.

The film, which opens with a Tusnami destroying a Japanese resort, has been pulled out of respect for the country.

HBO is ready to finger some Russian spies. And make a show about them too.

I wonder how “Hungry Like The Wolf” would sound with a grinding industrial hum in the background.

After the double-suck-whammy of Extraordinary Measures and Furry Vengeance, he’ll do anything.

All of your unasked questions about ‘Tron’ have now been answered.

Wan discusses the SXSW premiere of ‘Insidious’ and the films that have emerged since our last meeting.

Earth doesn’t need ‘Mars Needs Moms’, apparently.

Ron Underwood stages his comeback.

Michelle Rodriguez is cashing in on her talent for terrifying the elderly.

‘Hesher’ poster looks all dark and scary. Don’t look at it alone!

And THAT’S how you narrate a story.

But who would ever cheat on these tw– on Marisa Tomei?

Unfortunately, ‘Agent Ox’ is not about a secret agent who is also an ox.

Every young actress in Hollywood is after the lead in ‘Hunger Games’, based on the first in a series of dystopian novels by Suzanne Collins, that are apparently similar to – what else? – ‘Twilight’.

His touring one-man show is called “Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth.” I assume the tour is sponsored by Tiger Blood.

Dead men tell no tales, but apparently undead men can have their own pirate ship and smoke a pipe. That doesn’t sound so bad to me.

You saw the trailer, now check out this mysterious poster for a film that’s clearly at the intersection of Abrams Drive and Spielberg Blvd, near What All The Best 80′s Kids Movies Were Like Municipal Park.