When he said “I’ll be back,” he meant “like seven or eight more times.”
The reboot machine worked overtime to put an established property in a dystopian setting. The punch card it produced reads: ” ‘Zorro Reborn’ .”
Here’s the ‘American Reunion’ release date, so you know when to avoid the latest ‘American Pie’ movie.
Aaron Sorkin is looking for ladies. News ladies, the sexiest kind.
Dimension Films has announced the stars of ‘Piranha 3DD’, but which ones will do the awesome underwater lesbian dance?
Is this the real trailer for Dominic Cooper’s ‘The Devil’s Double’, or was this trailer hired by a twin trailer to pose as it in public?
If you like Mireille Enos or Mindy Kaling, you’d better put a casting ring on it.
Crowe is considering an offer to direct and star in ’77′, which would be his directorial debut. Unless you got something to say about it?
Sadly, casting Chris Diamantopoulos as Moe still makes more sense than the Sean Hayes thing.
“Why ya hittin’ yourself, Michael Moore? Stop hittin’ yourself, fatty!”
Honestly, what the hell happened here?
Is he aware that Channing Tatum is starring?
Paul Greengrass, looking like the lovechild of Fabio and Meat Loaf.
I have a good feeling that things will work out just fine this time.
It sounds like ‘Men in Black’ for the non-mouth-breathing set.
Coming, summer of 2013: ‘RoboJesus’.
They’re like Cloverfields that you kind of want to hug.
She’s a spy!
You’ll be able to almost taste the spoiled fish in ‘Airplane’.
He’d also like to re-introduce known boner-killer, Paula Abdul.
And the winners are…
‘Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Rio’ would have grossed ANOTHER 50 million, easily.
Maybe they’ll take in some Broadway?
‘Oz: The Great and Powerful’ director is Team Swank. Disney is Team Michelle Williams.
Johnson vs. Diesel vs. Brewster vs. Walker
Where are they going to find a dwarf on such short notice?
Will it be called ‘Enough Is Not Enough’?
The posters feature a scared as hell Jesse Eisenberg and Aziz Ansari, as well as the very first intelligent apes from ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’.
Sound the ‘Hunger Games’ alarm. There’s more ‘Hunger Games’ news.