He also thought the war in Iraq was our nation’s finest hour and P.F. Chang’s has pretty authentic Chinese food.
Walking dead men tell no tales.
If these guys were actually around, maybe I wouldn’t keep screwing up my life.
The show will not be returning in January… at least not right away.
We meant a computer virus, but I wouldn’t rule out the regular kind.
This would likely hurt the president’s approval ratings.
The answer is in your wallet…and it’s not a really old condom.
Everything is snapping into place.
He’s going to buy Django’s wife wIth no repercussions at all, I presume.
No one else is fit to wield his chainsaw.
They opted out of the working title ‘Look At These Weird Muslims!’
He bores his victims to death.
But SOMEONE is!
He’s owned up to it.
They’re keeping it in the ‘Tower Heist’ family.
In a further show of solidarity with Ratner, the heavy gal from ‘Bridesmaids’ asked that her name be removed from consideration.
How do you say, “Dammit, Chloe!” in Standard Hindi?
A production duo is suing ‘SNL’ over the ownership rights to Lonely Island’s “Shy Ronnie” and “Like a Boss.”
It’s not OK to make fun of people for how they were born, fatty!
His wife was photographing him naked with another man. (Technically, that’s true.)
Ingredients: One dead cop, sheet metal, and a lot of love.
They’re real. And they’re spectacular.
Also, competent directing is for retards.
Because we’re sure that a Ratner film getting a lukewarm reception was some weird anomaly that will never happen again.
Maybe he should sign up for Kickstarter.
Morley Safer pours a sip.
This should really be a crowd-pleaser!
He’ll flip the crew of the Enterprise, flip ‘em for real.
Typical child star behavior.