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So long, Andy...
Andy Rooney’s Forgotten Film Reviews
Wednesday, September 28 by

“The last movie I saw in a theater was Cocoon, with Wilford Brimley.”

Angelina regrets signing on for the sequels.
‘Wanted’ Writers Returning For Sequel
Wednesday, September 28 by

They’re the only ones who can almost make some sense of the story.

Can you smell what Susan Sarandon is cookin'? It's a huckleberry cobbler. You boys must be hungry.
‘Snitch’ To FINALLY Pair Up The Rock And Susan Sarandon?
Tuesday, September 27 by

It makes sense, cause I’ve always considered The Rock to be the thinking man’s Tim Robbins.

dead-island
Lionsgate Brings ‘Dead Island’ Zombies To The Big Screen
Tuesday, September 27 by

Lots and lots of undead gore.

It's time for Mick's breastfeeding once again.
Mick Jagger Hires Josh Olson To Pen Adult Thriller, ‘Tabloid’
Tuesday, September 27 by

No nude scenes, please.

"All that hate's gonna burn you up, son." "Keeps me warm."
WOLVERINES!!! ‘Red Dawn’ Remake To Be Released Next Year
Monday, September 26 by

It turns out that the studios didn’t want to offend China, lest they decide to boycott bootlegging the film.

"Alas, poor Yorick! He was a bitch."
‘Boardwalk Empire’ Star Michael K. Williams Likely To Join ‘Django Unchained’
Monday, September 26 by

Hopefully he’ll be cast in the role of Bad Motherf***er.

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Take The ‘Is That Patti Stanger Or Chewbacca’ Challenge
Monday, September 26 by

‘Patti once pulled a man’s arms out of their sockets after losing a game of canasta.’

MILF!
‘Man Of Steel’s’ New Mom Is Hot
Monday, September 26 by

The Hall of MILFs inducts another member.

Coming of Age Movies That Make Men Cry
Weekend Box Office Report: Still Good To Be The ‘King’
Sunday, September 25 by

Step aside, movies released in the past 15 years.

With a sidekick, The Lone Ranger isn't exactly "lone," is he? J'accuse!!!!
Like Sands Through The Hourglass…: ‘The Lone Ranger’ Is Back On
Friday, September 23 by

We would like to remind you that production was stopped on ‘The Lone Ranger’. Well, ignore that. It’s back on with a bare-bones $215 million budget.

I could have used an image that wasn't a nude camera phone pic, but that would be pretty stupid of me.
‘Pride And Prejudice And Zombies’ And Blake Lively
Friday, September 23 by

Fact: Women covered in zombie blood are 48% hotter.

Courtney reading to Doug from the Bible.
Doug Hutchinson And His Teenaged Wife Coming Soon To A Screen Near You
Friday, September 23 by

Guess whose making a reality show.

They later fired their stylists.
Casey Affleck And Camilla Belle Join The Sexy, New Version Of ‘Paradise Lost’
Friday, September 23 by

They’ll be wearing wings and fig leaves respectively.

This is how orgies start.
No, For Reals: ‘Extreme Musical Chairs’ Is Going To Be A Show
Thursday, September 22 by

It’s not just you. The world is getting dumber.

With your host: Chris Hardwick
AMC Orders ‘Walking Dead’ After Show ‘Talking Dead’
Thursday, September 22 by

I see what they did there.

Oh, they're going to have a great time on set!
Craig Robinson, Jonah Hill, Danny McBride, And James Franco Join ‘Jay And Seth Vs. The Apocalypse’
Wednesday, September 21 by

All these guys are beginning to resemble a dorky, but powerful gang.

"Alaskan bitches better have my money."
50 Cent To Play An Alaskan P-I-M-P In ‘Frozen Ground’
Wednesday, September 21 by

Somehow Val Kilmer isn’t in this movie.

"Freeze motherbitches!!"
Justin Lin Blows Off ‘Terminator’ For ‘Fast Five’ Sequel
Wednesday, September 21 by

He’s far too busy for all of these sequels.

He kind of looks like the Nazi from 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'
Lars Von Trier Un-Apologizes For Hitler ‘Joke’
Tuesday, September 20 by

He kind of looks like the Nazi from ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’

She totally barfs after.
James Cameron To Revolutionize Theme Parks With ‘Avatar: The Ride’
Tuesday, September 20 by

James Cameron is chomping at the bit.

The Comedy Central Roast Of Stephen Hawking
The 9 Harshest Jokes From Comedy Central’s ‘Roast Of Charlie Sheen’
Tuesday, September 20 by

It’s a good thing he can’t feel any pain.

not pictured: Larry Middleman
‘Arrested Development’ Cast Reunites…For A Festival Panel
Tuesday, September 20 by

“So, what’s the latest report on the ‘AD’ movie, guys?”

NWA
John Singleton And Ice Cube Crusading To Make N.W.A. Biopic ‘Straight Outta Compton’
Monday, September 19 by

Crazy mofos John Singleton and Ice Cube are spearheading the effort to get it made.

He does a great Don Johnson.
11 Reasons Kevin Costner Passed On ‘Django Unchained’
Monday, September 19 by

He’d better have a damn good reason.

Comin' at ya!
Frances Bay (a.k.a. Happy Gilmore’s Grandmother) Dies At 92
Monday, September 19 by

She’s in heaven with the “Meester, Meester” lady who was crushed by the air-conditioning unit.

Thrillhouse
‘The Simpsons’ Could Get Their Own Channel, In Like Five Years Or So
Monday, September 19 by

It would show ALL the episodes. Like “Lisa the Vegetarian” and…ALL of them.

So long, Spartacus.
Damage Control: Netflix Splits Services And Rebrands As Qwikster
Monday, September 19 by

Netflix has been forced to think “Qwik.”

"Hey everyone who made fun of me in middle school; kiss my ass!"
The Emmy Awards Suck Dinklage: A List Of The Night’s Big Winners
Sunday, September 18 by

Peter Dinklage won an Emmy, and I lost $25 betting on the Eagles.

Suck it, Sofia Vergara!
Fat Chick, Dorks Dominate Early Emmys
Sunday, September 18 by

Suck it, Sofia Vergara!