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Who would have thought this ham-fisted toddler comedy would have ever played outside the Borscht Belt? Not me.
Armond White Thought ‘Jack And Jill’ Was Just Great, Thank You
Tuesday, November 15 by

He also thought the war in Iraq was our nation’s finest hour and P.F. Chang’s has pretty authentic Chinese food.

Umm... behind you, bro.
‘The Walking Dead’s’ Jon Bernthal Agrees To ‘Snitch’
Tuesday, November 15 by

Walking dead men tell no tales.

Black magic.
What Is A ‘Magical Negro’ And Why Are They In So Many Films?
Tuesday, November 15 by

If these guys were actually around, maybe I wouldn’t keep screwing up my life.

Not dead yet.
Don’t Panic: ‘Community’ Is Not Dead… Yet
Monday, November 14 by

The show will not be returning in January… at least not right away.

We meant a computer virus, but I wouldn't rule out the regular kind.
Nude ‘Twilight’ Stars Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart Will Give You A Virus
Monday, November 14 by

We meant a computer virus, but I wouldn’t rule out the regular kind.

The president might want his new girlfriend to get tested.
The President Is Going To Steal Russell Brand’s Girlfriend!
Monday, November 14 by

This would likely hurt the president’s approval ratings.

This makes money.
Why Adam Sandler Makes Sh*tty Movies (Infographic)
Monday, November 14 by

The answer is in your wallet…and it’s not a really old condom.

How do you challenge my reality, Lego Man?
Warner Bros. Lego Movie Really Coming Together
Monday, November 14 by

Everything is snapping into place.

"Django's wife...she's BOH-ring!" Shit. That's not gonna read at all in print.
Sacha Baron Cohen Also Joining Tarantino’s ‘Django’?
Friday, November 11 by

He’s going to buy Django’s wife wIth no repercussions at all, I presume.

Ash battles the Close Talker.
Bruce Campbell Acknowledges He’s Irreplaceable
Friday, November 11 by

No one else is fit to wield his chainsaw.

Muslims finally figured out that the way to be treated with kindness and respect is to appear on a reality show.
TLC Takes Spectacle Television To New Heights With ‘All-American Muslim’
Friday, November 11 by

They opted out of the working title ‘Look At These Weird Muslims!’

He's scary, but not in a conventional way.
David Schwimmer Will Be Playing A Mob Hitman In ‘The Iceman’… Seriously.
Friday, November 11 by

He bores his victims to death.

Frieida Pinto Isn't Topless, uses a body double
Bad News: Freida Pinto Isn’t Really Nude In ‘Immortals’
Thursday, November 10 by

But SOMEONE is!

"Seriously, where is my car?"
Ashton Kutcher’s Sorry For Being So Dumb
Thursday, November 10 by

He’s owned up to it.

Today I learned Brian Grazer's hair on an Oscar creates a guido.
Brian Grazer Accepts Brett Ratner’s Oscars Sloppy Seconds
Thursday, November 10 by

They’re keeping it in the ‘Tower Heist’ family.

It would appear that the Academy just fell for the old "banana in the tailpipe."
Eddie Murphy Bolts From Oscars Due To Bizarre Allegiance To Brett Ratner
Wednesday, November 9 by

In a further show of solidarity with Ratner, the heavy gal from ‘Bridesmaids’ asked that her name be removed from consideration.

If you look very carefully, you will notice that this is NOT Kiefer Sutherland.
‘Slumdog Millionaire’ Star Goes From Playing ’24’ Character To Indian Jack Bauer
Wednesday, November 9 by

How do you say, “Dammit, Chloe!” in Standard Hindi?

How could you, Ronnie?
‘SNL’ And Shy Ronnie Are Thieves (Allegedly)
Wednesday, November 9 by

A production duo is suing ‘SNL’ over the ownership rights to Lonely Island’s “Shy Ronnie” and “Like a Boss.”

At least it's not 'After.Life'.
Luke Grimes Joins ‘Taken 2′ Which Sounds Crappy
Wednesday, November 9 by

Awwwwww, man.

Insert your own fat joke.
Brett Ratner Steps (a.k.a. Waddles) Down As Oscar Producer
Tuesday, November 8 by

It’s not OK to make fun of people for how they were born, fatty!

Bizarro Waldo was found in Portugal.
If You Want To See A Photo Of Anthony Bourdain Naked On A Pool Raft, You Came To The Right Place
Tuesday, November 8 by

His wife was photographing him naked with another man. (Technically, that’s true.)

Alex Murphy was the impetus for the whole "Tai Chi marksmanship" movement.
New ‘RoboCop’ Movie Will Focus On How A RoboCop Is Made
Tuesday, November 8 by

Ingredients: One dead cop, sheet metal, and a lot of love.

Science.
Dr. Drew Proves At Least Courtney Stodden’s Boobs Are Real (Video)
Tuesday, November 8 by

They’re real. And they’re spectacular.

Ratner better hope this guy doesn't catch wind of his comments. Also, how short IS he?
Brett Ratner Thinks “Rehearsing Is For Fags”
Monday, November 7 by

Also, competent directing is for retards.

This is the picture of Brett Ratner we're legally obligated to use.
Brett Ratner Just LOVES Eddie Murphy, In Talks For Another Project
Monday, November 7 by

Because we’re sure that a Ratner film getting a lukewarm reception was some weird anomaly that will never happen again.

C'mon. Help a brother out.
Roger Ebert Can’t Afford More ‘At The Movies’
Monday, November 7 by

Maybe he should sign up for Kickstarter.

Andy Rooney
’60 Minutes’ Give Big Ups To Andy Rooney
Monday, November 7 by

Morley Safer pours a sip.

Litvenko
WB Wants Michael Fassbender To Die Of Radiation Poisoning
Sunday, November 6 by

This should really be a crowd-pleaser!

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Benicio Del Toro Offered The Chance To Grumble Through ‘Star Trek 2′
Saturday, November 5 by

He’ll flip the crew of the Enterprise, flip ‘em for real.

Elijah Wood wins Halloween.
Elijah Wood Is The Craigslist Killer… In ‘Maniac’
Saturday, November 5 by

Typical child star behavior.