It didn’t help that the pilot was just 23 minutes of a guy stomping on kittens.
Be careful what you wish for…
Sweet land of liberty.
Move over, Rob Zombie.
Emancipation is today’s secret word!
It’s too bad ‘According to Jim’ is taken.
I’ll hold judgement until I see a Photoshop of him riding a unicorn.
I spelled “theaters” the British way for thematic consistency.
Remember Bumblebee? Well this is Caterpillar. He’s mischievous and fun. Buy his toy.
It sounds a lot like a lot of other things. Like, A LOT of other things.
Del Toro gets dicked over again.
Which is creepier, Scientology or red hair?
“Boomtown, Population: *Kablamow!*”
Still not ready for primetime.
“I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!”
Everybody’s a critic.
Gary Oldman’s manager got himself a role.
Will Nicolas Cage be able to play an over-the-top character? Possibly.
Good. I had only reached 25% of my “heavy-handed preachiness” threshold with the first one.
This film has the most Wes Anderson-y title of any Wes Anderson film.
He should stick to dressing up like Jimmy Kimmel.
Alright. Let’s calm it down some, Hollywood.
It could be like ‘The Cosby Show’, only for people with massive head injuries.
For the love of all things good and holy, don’t let there be a talking dog.
He would spend the rest of her life with her, but she’s gluten-free, and he doesn’t wanna really deal with that.
Will Urban Outfitters sponsor it to be meta? Or will they NOT sponsor it to be super-meta?
I would like to be put in an induced coma until the next eight episodes air.
Lana has decided to enrage enthusiasts of a totally new medium.
I’m going to make a movie about the saga of making the ‘AD’ movie.
Heisenberg would absolutely skullf*ck Jack Donaghy.