Brett Ratner need not apply.
She is SO not getting a sitcom now.
It would be pretty cool if this happened.
He brought JCPenney’s to this town
Our encounter makes us wonder who the REAL animals are.
Who knows what he secretly switched our coffee with.
Anyone want to wager on whether or not there’s a number entitled “Great Scott?”
It could be like ‘Best In Show’, but with rock stars! That’s never been done, has it?
In other news, the sun came up in the east.
Earth’s last two wolves had best watch their backs.
I wish I was alive to audit a college course on Black cinema when they reach “The Tyler Perry era,” and the professor just sighs.
In the future, every kernel will glisten, and every finger will be greased.
This is the ship we’re looking for.
Kenny Powers back on top-ish.
Blackie is the John Cazale to Uggie’s Pacino.
Adam Sandler sucks. That’s it. That’s my excerpt.
Also, they drink donkey semen.
The slow show about fast animals will be around for a while.
You can’t shake showbizz pros.
Apparently ‘The X Factor’ is a show and she was on it.
With this long-awaited project, we’ll be sure to let you know when things go wrong as well as when they go right.
If you want to see people chug donkey semen, you’ll have to go where our fathers went – Mexican border towns.
Charles Bronson versus wolves?
Better luck next year, ‘The Artist’.
‘The Wicker Man 2: This Time He’s A Ghost’.
Don’t worry, there’s no football this week.
Do it, damn it! It’s free.
He wants to trick us into thinking that wolves won’t eat us and our love ones at the first opportunity.
The studio decided to go in a different direction, citing the rising costs of bandanas and mustache bleach.