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Is that horse wearing a f*cking sombrero? Oh, man. This remake is going to be IN-SANE!
HOLY SH*T: TV’s ‘Mr. Ed’ Is Gonna Be A Movie
Tuesday, October 4 by

I hope this paves the way for other beloved, irrelevant properties to be made into films, too!

Homer responds with some cuts of his own.
5 Reasons Fox Won’t Cancel ‘The Simpsons’
Tuesday, October 4 by

We call bullsh*t!

They just can't compete with streaming porn.
‘The Playboy Club’ Lasted Longer Than We Thought, Cancelled After Two Episodes
Tuesday, October 4 by

Apparently, sort of looking like ‘Mad Men’ will help your show last two episodes. After that, it has to be good.

Keep your expectations low.
Don’t Get Too Excited For The Return Of Arrested Development
Tuesday, October 4 by

Be careful what you wish for…

Don't forget the black swans.
Paramount And New Regency To Foot The Bill For Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’
Tuesday, October 4 by

Darren Aronofsky won’t have to look under the couch cushions after all.

Hank Willams Jr comapres Obama Hitler, gets fired from monday night football.
Was It Fair To Fire Hank Williams Jr.? Who Cares?
Monday, October 3 by

This is the one good thing Hitler’s ever done.

You can get your ass kicked if you flash that sign in the wrong neighborhood.
J.J. Abrams Prepping A New Mystery Project. Must Be A Day That Ends In ‘Y’
Monday, October 3 by

It would actually be more mysterious if he did a project that wasn’t shrouded in secrecy.

Yes, we all see that you're wearing a watch.
Kiefer Sutherlands Swears ’24: The Movie’ Is Still Happening
Monday, October 3 by

Anybody interested in a ’24′/’Arrested Development’ back-to-back screening?

Let's see how Franklin's living now that Obama's in office.
New ‘Arrested Development’ TV Series And Movie Are Coming
Monday, October 3 by

Holy balls! It’s really happening!

"So, what's my character's story. Oh. Oh god? Yuk!"
Spike Lee Asks Rooney Mara To ‘Please Baby, Baby Please’ Be In ‘Oldboy’
Friday, September 30 by

He did ask nicely.

It worked so well the first time, why not try again?
Steve Carell To Join ‘Moneyball’ Director, Murder A Wrestler In ‘Foxcatcher’
Friday, September 30 by

No foreign objects!

It's National Coffee Day! Ugh.
In Honor Of National Coffee Day: 8 Celebrities With Stunted Growth
Thursday, September 29 by

Here’s a shortlist of Hollywood’s shortest.

This show looks so f*cking fabulous I just threw my desk chair across the room.
Why Did It Take So Long For Nelson Mandela’s Granddaughters To Get Their Own Reality Show?
Thursday, September 29 by

“We’re not the African Kardashians.” – Then why would we watch?

Wes Craven
‘Girls Don’t Always Fall Down’: Our Wes Craven Interview
Thursday, September 29 by

Wes Craven’s talks about remakes, ‘Scream 4′, and strong female characters.

I knew going into this that I was going to use a picture of this guy in a disheveled suit and skinny tie, the only question was, "which picture?"
Zach Braff Takes To Reddit To Remind Everyone He Exists And Starred In ‘Scrubs’
Wednesday, September 28 by

Also, he’s a fan of indie rock and good friends with Donald Faison!

"Smell my finger."
Roman Polanski: ‘Sorry I Drugged And Raped You When You Were 13′
Wednesday, September 28 by

“My bad.”

So long, Andy...
Andy Rooney’s Forgotten Film Reviews
Wednesday, September 28 by

“The last movie I saw in a theater was Cocoon, with Wilford Brimley.”

Angelina regrets signing on for the sequels.
‘Wanted’ Writers Returning For Sequel
Wednesday, September 28 by

They’re the only ones who can almost make some sense of the story.

Can you smell what Susan Sarandon is cookin'? It's a huckleberry cobbler. You boys must be hungry.
‘Snitch’ To FINALLY Pair Up The Rock And Susan Sarandon?
Tuesday, September 27 by

It makes sense, cause I’ve always considered The Rock to be the thinking man’s Tim Robbins.

dead-island
Lionsgate Brings ‘Dead Island’ Zombies To The Big Screen
Tuesday, September 27 by

Lots and lots of undead gore.

It's time for Mick's breastfeeding once again.
Mick Jagger Hires Josh Olson To Pen Adult Thriller, ‘Tabloid’
Tuesday, September 27 by

No nude scenes, please.

"All that hate's gonna burn you up, son." "Keeps me warm."
WOLVERINES!!! ‘Red Dawn’ Remake To Be Released Next Year
Monday, September 26 by

It turns out that the studios didn’t want to offend China, lest they decide to boycott bootlegging the film.

"Alas, poor Yorick! He was a bitch."
‘Boardwalk Empire’ Star Michael K. Williams Likely To Join ‘Django Unchained’
Monday, September 26 by

Hopefully he’ll be cast in the role of Bad Motherf***er.

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Take The ‘Is That Patti Stanger Or Chewbacca’ Challenge
Monday, September 26 by

‘Patti once pulled a man’s arms out of their sockets after losing a game of canasta.’

MILF!
‘Man Of Steel’s’ New Mom Is Hot
Monday, September 26 by

The Hall of MILFs inducts another member.

Coming of Age Movies That Make Men Cry
Weekend Box Office Report: Still Good To Be The ‘King’
Sunday, September 25 by

Step aside, movies released in the past 15 years.

With a sidekick, The Lone Ranger isn't exactly "lone," is he? J'accuse!!!!
Like Sands Through The Hourglass…: ‘The Lone Ranger’ Is Back On
Friday, September 23 by

We would like to remind you that production was stopped on ‘The Lone Ranger’. Well, ignore that. It’s back on with a bare-bones $215 million budget.

I could have used an image that wasn't a nude camera phone pic, but that would be pretty stupid of me.
‘Pride And Prejudice And Zombies’ And Blake Lively
Friday, September 23 by

Fact: Women covered in zombie blood are 48% hotter.

Courtney reading to Doug from the Bible.
Doug Hutchinson And His Teenaged Wife Coming Soon To A Screen Near You
Friday, September 23 by

Guess whose making a reality show.

They later fired their stylists.
Casey Affleck And Camilla Belle Join The Sexy, New Version Of ‘Paradise Lost’
Friday, September 23 by

They’ll be wearing wings and fig leaves respectively.