The Academy must be trying to set some sort of record for how terrible and self-important an organization can be.
At Del Taco, you can get fries with your Mexican food…and a broken arm.
Hail to the King, baby.
Like everyone else, the Weinsteins are getting rid of cable and switching to Netflix.
Full Contest Rules
Ron %&^*ing Swanson.
Expect nightlight sales to skyrocket in the wake of this film.
Is this the death of unnecessary 3D? Please?
That’s some fine typing, boys.
‘Red 2: Even Redderer’
Suffer the poor artist.
Tiger blood, and what have you.
“Let the 1st Annual Hollywood Hunger Games begin!”
It will be Gaffigan’s crassest material yet, earning him a PG rating.
Whatever his name is, he’s no Alex Pettyfer.
Rob Schneider had a prior commitment.
Let’s see…She’s less hot and louder since America last cared about her. Yeah, these shows are good ideas.
He should have been in the episode about Abed and the chicken fingers.
What up with that?
He’s all blows up.
Aw, hell nah!
I hope you like your violence watered-down and insinuated!
Looks like there’s a new Paul Thomas Anderson in town.
We’d rather see him in a ‘Temptation Island’ reboot, anyway.
Can YOU feel the love tonight?
Now THIS could sweep the BAFTAs.
Great for whores, bastards, and dwarves, also!