Don’t worry. We explain who Shazam is.
That’s the sound of a thousand asthma inhalers triggered in unison.
Good news for people who like to feel troubled and puzzled after watching TV.
He’s probably not even a real captain.
I hope they don’t kill off Homer.
Amazingly well, I might add.
That is a super-talented forehead.
He’s a man of great taste.
If he hooks up with the new female Thor, it will drive a lot of bigots up the wall.
Did anyone make Dave Franco apologize for ‘Bad Neighbors’ before doing this?
Unless Rihanna and Chris Brown do a rendition of “Proud Mary” together, this will probably be pretty underwhelming.
Starring Val Kilmer and Slash. Hopefully.
I said “get ready!” Are you ready? Nah, you’re not ready.
It’s a mystery.
No word yet whether or not the creators of Greg the Bunny will turn this into a threeway sue-off.
I’d wear more hats if this were me.
That’s a pretty menacing robot.
And his own underwear line.
No word on the fate of the movie version of Thor, who seems to still be male.
Looks like ole’ QT has made his peace with the leaked script.
Whether it’s Piranhacondas, Gatoroids, or Mansquitos, the Syfy channel has become the foremost creator of poorly-rendered monstrosities. Conan will fit right in.
He could be anywhere at anytime.
Can he live up to the rich cinematic history of SpikeTV?
Incorrect. ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’ is ‘Monkey Braveheart’.
It belongs in a museum.
Fortunately, we have a billion other comic book films to choose from.
A pretty dubious distinction, but cool nonetheless.
I guess “gritty” is just another word for handsome.