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‘The Wolf Of Wall Street’ And ‘Frozen’ Were The Most-Pirated Films Of 2014
Sunday, December 28 by

Yay!!!!!!

When he squints like that, I just want to go out and make a billion dollars just so I can spend it on his movies.
Jennifer Lawrence And Chris Pratt Were The Highest-Grossing Actors Of 2014
Saturday, December 27 by

As well they should be.

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Marvel Announces Mike Colter Will Be Its Luke Cage
Saturday, December 27 by

They sorta buried this one amid the holiday, but many saw it coming.

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Kim Dickens, The Detective From ‘Gone Girl’, Will Be Starring In That ‘Walking Dead’ Spinoff
Saturday, December 27 by

Spinoff, sister series, “companion” series…whatever.

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Sarah Jessica Parker Heading Back To HBO For A Divorce Comedy Series
Saturday, December 27 by

99% of HBO’s shows seem to revolve around divorce. Or dragons.

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Dustin Diamond Stabbed a Guy in a Bar on Christmas
Friday, December 26 by

That’s right, folks, Screech caught himself a case.

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‘Star Trek 3′, Directed By Justin Lin, Will Hit Theaters In 2016
Friday, December 26 by

Beam me up, Angelo! (They’re going for a more diverse cast this time. No, not really.0

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Pee-Wee Herman Getting A Netflix Special, Produced By Judd Apatow
Friday, December 26 by

Time to pull the grey suit and tiny bow tie out of moth balls.

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Adam Sandler, For The Second Year In A Row, Is The Most Overpaid Actor In America
Friday, December 26 by

As determined by ‘Forbes’ and less formally by everyone else.

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The People Have Spoken, And ‘The Interview’ Will Be Coming to Theaters This Christmas After All!
Tuesday, December 23 by

AMERICA!! F*CK YEAH!!

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Peter Jackson Isn’t a Fan of Effects-Driven Franchises in Hollywood…Wait, What?!
Monday, December 22 by

I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!

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Kate Winslet Now Getting Involved In The Slow-Motion Trainwreck That Is The Steve Jobs Biopic
Monday, December 22 by

This news will be probably be valid for about six hours, so hurry up and read it.

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David Schwimmer To Play Kim Kardashian’s Dad In Ryan Murphy Series
Monday, December 22 by

The ‘Friends’ star to play defense attorney in ‘The One Where O.J. Maybe Killed Some People’.

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HLN Will Be Forcing A Facebook TV Show Upon Us
Monday, December 22 by

We’re not really sure what that means either, but we’ve got some guesses.

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Jason Reitman Hosted A Live Reading Of ‘The Empire Strikes Back’ With Lots Of Stars Participating
Friday, December 19 by

Ellen Page, Dennis Haysbert, Mark Hamill, Aaron Paul, etc.

Look behind you, dipshit.
Mark Wahlberg Will Be Doing More ‘Transformers’ Movies That Hackers Are Unlikely To Stop
Friday, December 19 by

Oh. Good.

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David Fincher Is Preparing A Comedy Film About 80’s Music Videos
Friday, December 19 by

Read this instead of all that crap about Sony, North Korea, ‘The Interview’, and hackers.

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George R. R. Martin Is Willing To Screen ‘The Interview’ In His Private Theater
Friday, December 19 by

You don’t have the right to risk your life like this, George.

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Craig Ferguson’s Show Is Ending Tonight, If That’s Something That Interests You
Friday, December 19 by

Smooth move, Ferguson.

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Here Are A Few More Details On Season 2 Of ‘Fargo’
Thursday, December 18 by

What we’ve learned and what we already knew.

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The Most Watched Trailer On YouTube Is ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’. You Perverts.
Thursday, December 18 by

You like to watch, don’t you?

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Adult Swim Made Another Weird Thing
Thursday, December 18 by

Let’s get weird.

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‘The Interview’ Now Just Canceled Everywhere
Thursday, December 18 by

If only they’d changed his name to Ken Jong-un.

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HBO, Turning Into A Bad Boy That Plays By Its Own Rules, Won’t Release Its Ratings Anymore
Thursday, December 18 by

Success will be viewed instead as a function of bare breasts and decapitations.

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Sarah Silverman Will Be Starring In An HBO Series Pilot
Thursday, December 18 by

I wonder if she’ll say “doodie.”

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Barack Obama’s Best Picture Award Goes To ‘Boyhood’
Wednesday, December 17 by

As of press time, we don’t know if he saw or considered ‘Ninja Turtles’.

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America’s Largest Theater Chains Have Dropped ‘The Interview’ Altogether. Terrorists Win This Round.
Wednesday, December 17 by

This likely won’t dissuade the next assholes from making an idle threat and getting their way.

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Terry Crews Will Be Our Host As We Explore ‘America Funniest Fails’
Wednesday, December 17 by

Failure IS funny.

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“The Sony” Bows To Terror Threats And Cancels ‘The Interview’ Premiere
Wednesday, December 17 by

Pussies.

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TBS Orders Pilot From The ‘Super Troopers’ And ‘Beerfest’ Guys
Tuesday, December 16 by

TBS has weird taste in shows.