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Dwayne Johnson, Realizing He Hasn’t Played A Comic Book Hero Yet, Suggests He’ll Be DC Comics’ Shazam
Tuesday, July 22 by

Don’t worry. We explain who Shazam is.

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J.J. Abrams Casually Reveals New X-Wing Starfighter
Monday, July 21 by

That’s the sound of a thousand asthma inhalers triggered in unison.

They won't be back, but the show will.
‘Fargo’ And ‘Louie’ Both Get Renewed By FX
Monday, July 21 by

Good news for people who like to feel troubled and puzzled after watching TV.

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‘The Flash’ To Escape The Icy Clutches Of Wentworth Miller’s Captain Cold
Monday, July 21 by

He’s probably not even a real captain.

Maybe they should just keep them in LEGO form to maintain their ratings.
‘The Simpsons’ Shameless Rating Grabs Continue With Plans For More Crossovers And Character Deaths
Monday, July 21 by

I hope they don’t kill off Homer.

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The Queen’s Guards Perform The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Theme
Monday, July 21 by

Amazingly well, I might add.

What's a wood chipper on the moon look like?
Directors Are Clamoring Over A Script That Is Described As ‘Fargo On The Moon’
Monday, July 21 by

Wait. What?

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Joaquin Phoenix’s Forehead Is At It Again
Friday, July 18 by

That is a super-talented forehead.

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‘Daredevil’ Will Also Have The Hots For Deborah Ann Woll
Friday, July 18 by

He’s a man of great taste.

Looks pretty much the same to me, *hops up on pedestal* but I don't really see color. I just naturally look past it.
Marvel Exec Goes On ‘Colbert Report’ To Announce Captain America Will Soon Be Black
Friday, July 18 by

If he hooks up with the new female Thor, it will drive a lot of bigots up the wall.

I bet these two could get some girls.
Watch Conan O’Brien And Dave Franco Hit The Town As They Get on Tindr
Friday, July 18 by

Did anyone make Dave Franco apologize for ‘Bad Neighbors’ before doing this?

Things could be worse. We could have Michael Stipe flaunting social issues with t-shirts.
MTV Is Still Doing Those Damn VMAs, So I Guess Here Are The Nominees. Whatever.
Thursday, July 17 by

Unless Rihanna and Chris Brown do a rendition of “Proud Mary” together, this will probably be pretty underwhelming.

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Kids Swearing In Movies: The Supercut
Thursday, July 17 by

Children! LANGUAGE!!

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Bonkers ‘Breaking Bad’ Sequel Series In The Works By Guy Who Snorted All The Cocaine
Thursday, July 17 by

Starring Val Kilmer and Slash. Hopefully.

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Get Ready For An ‘Avengers’-Style Ensemble Franchise Of Classic Universal Monsters
Thursday, July 17 by

I said “get ready!” Are you ready? Nah, you’re not ready.

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Are These ‘True Detective’ Season Two Plot Details Real?
Thursday, July 17 by

It’s a mystery.

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Seth MacFarlane is Being Sued for Stealing the Idea of a Potty-Mouthed Teddy Bear
Wednesday, July 16 by

No word yet whether or not the creators of Greg the Bunny will turn this into a threeway sue-off.

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This Video Will Forever Change The Way That You Think About Joaquin Phoenix’s Forehead
Wednesday, July 16 by

I’d wear more hats if this were me.

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Marvel Reveals Ultron In Advance Of Comic-Con
Wednesday, July 16 by

That’s a pretty menacing robot.

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Tommy Wiseau Is Back With A Thing That He Is Calling A Sitcom
Wednesday, July 16 by

And his own underwear line.

Huh. She has huge breasts. I guess that could have gone either way.
Marvel Has Turned Thor Into A Woman
Wednesday, July 16 by

No word on the fate of the movie version of Thor, who seems to still be male.

He looks like a western film.
Tarantino’s ‘Hateful Eight’ Might Be Filming Early Next Year, According To Kurt Russell
Tuesday, July 15 by

Looks like ole’ QT has made his peace with the leaked script.

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Conan O’Brien Is Headed For the Big Screen (Sort Of) In Syfy’s ‘Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda’
Tuesday, July 15 by

Whether it’s Piranhacondas, Gatoroids, or Mansquitos, the Syfy channel has become the foremost creator of poorly-rendered monstrosities. Conan will fit right in.

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‘Gotham’ Is Going To Keep You Guessing About The Joker
Tuesday, July 15 by

He could be anywhere at anytime.

Give him some gold and a scepter and he's there, man!
Sir Ben Kingsley Will Play King Tut…On SpikeTV?
Tuesday, July 15 by

Can he live up to the rich cinematic history of SpikeTV?

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‘Apehood’ Mashup Proves That ‘Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes’ Is Pretty Much ‘Boyhood’ With Monkeys
Tuesday, July 15 by

Incorrect. ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’ is ‘Monkey Braveheart’.

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A Marble Ron Swanson Statue Discovered In Philadelphia
Tuesday, July 15 by

It belongs in a museum.

Please stand by, Mr. Garfield. Your call is important to us, and someone will be with you shortly.
Blockbuster Writing Duo Breaks Up, Meaning We Might Not Get ‘Spider-Man’ Movies For A While
Tuesday, July 15 by

Fortunately, we have a billion other comic book films to choose from.

He should get a baby with a malformed skull to play Stewie.
This Guy Might Be The Actual, Real-Life Peter Griffin
Monday, July 14 by

A pretty dubious distinction, but cool nonetheless.

Whoa. He looks really excited about this news.
Colin Farrell Reportedly Close To Signing On For Next Season Of ‘True Detective’
Monday, July 14 by

I guess “gritty” is just another word for handsome.