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I've seen better graphics work done in preschools and zoos.
The Sooner We Address ‘Sharknado 3′ Plot Points, The Sooner We Can Put Them Behind Us
Friday, September 12 by

The tornado of sharks will hit D.C. TAKE THAT, CAPITOL HILL FATCATS!

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Old People React To The ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Trailer
Friday, September 12 by

“I’m not into movies that are all about the ‘S’ word.”

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Keanu Reeves Avenges An Adorable Puppy In ‘John Wick’
Friday, September 12 by

They messed with the wrong guy’s puppy.

Dear God. How many of these f*ckers are there?
DC Comics Continues Its TV Rollout Extravaganza With ‘Titans’ On TNT
Friday, September 12 by

DC seems to be gravitating more towards television, possibly because Marvel isn’t to be trifled with in theaters.

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‘DuckTales’ Theme Sung By The Movies Is An Impressive Use Of Too Much Free Time
Friday, September 12 by

Woo-hoo!

He's imagining a Creed concert.
Tim Tebow To Become An Inspirational Stories Correspondent On ‘Good Morning America’
Friday, September 12 by

Well, this is pretty on-the-nose, isn’t it?

Whatever.
Morgan Freeman To Star In ‘Ben-Hur’ Adaptation. That Sounds About Right.
Friday, September 12 by

That’s more like it. No more of this ‘Ted 2′, stuff, Mr. Freeman.

You pick ONE gun to take with you, Mark. You're carrying too many guns. You're gonna have an accident.
Mark Wahlberg’s ‘Shooter’ To Be Adapted As A TV Show
Friday, September 12 by

Remarkably, it’s not going to air on SpikeTV.

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‘Married… With Children’ Taking A Stab At A Bud Bundy Version
Friday, September 12 by

Surprisingly, he’s available.

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‘Star Wars Minus John Williams’ Is The Best
Thursday, September 11 by

So weird.

Not sure why the costume department dressed him like a ceramics instructor here.
There Will Be Another ‘Rambo’ Film, And It Will Be Called ‘Last Blood’
Thursday, September 11 by

Bookending ‘First Blood’, guaranteeing us the closure we deserve.

She's a fine craft.
Want A Photo Of A Partially-Constructed Millennium Falcon? Here Ya Go.
Thursday, September 11 by

NERD ALERT!

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‘The Guest’s’ Dan Stevens Questioned About All The Men He ‘Beat Off’
Thursday, September 11 by

Phrasing is everything, people.

This guy just LOOKS like a director, doesn't he?
Director Paul Greengrass Is Prepped To Join Leo DiCaprio And Jonah Hill In Richard Jewell Biopic
Thursday, September 11 by

If the name “Richard Jewell” is tough to place, keep reading. Keep reading if it isn’t, also.

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Help Cancer Survivors By Playing Metroid With Will Ferrell
Thursday, September 11 by

Must be at least 13 to enter.

John Stamos: Minion from Hell.
That ‘Full House’ Reboot Could Be Coming To Netflix?
Thursday, September 11 by

And Stamos has another starring project going.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Removes Ex-Wife From Portrait
Thursday, September 11 by

Her cameo in ‘Last Action Hero’ remains for the time-being.

I guess we should let Morgan just do what he wants at this stage.
Morgan Freeman Will Be Classing Up ‘Ted 2′ With His Presence
Thursday, September 11 by

He’ll play an iconic civil right lawyer.

Goodbye to one of the great Bond villains.
RIP, Richard Kiel, James Bond’s ‘Jaws’ From ‘The Spy Who Loved Me’ And ‘Moonraker’
Thursday, September 11 by

He was three days shy of his 75th birthday.

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Continuing To Be Wonderful, Bill Murray Drives A Taxi While The Driver Practices Saxophone In Back
Wednesday, September 10 by

It seems like the only place this guy won’t show up is in ‘Ghostbusters 3′.

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See How ‘Homeland’ Gets Its Groove Back With Season Four Trailer
Wednesday, September 10 by

You can go home again.

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Oh God Yes: Chris Pratt, Sarah Silverman and BILL MURRAY to Kick Off SNL Season 40 [UPDATED]
Wednesday, September 10 by

Nice try, Lorne, but this still doesn’t make up for the firing of Brooks Wheelan.

Will it be super-sloppy or regular, Marc? SUPER-SLOPPY OR REGULAR?
Marc Summers Is Lobbying Nickelodeon For A ‘Double Dare’ Reboot With Him As Host
Wednesday, September 10 by

There aren’t enough shows on the air that reward the ability to find a flag in a pool of baked beans.

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Are Leaked Photos Of ‘Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice’ Batmobile Legit?
Wednesday, September 10 by

They look like fakes to me.

If they were actually smart, they'd cheat using their cell phones.
NBC To Bring Us A Pub Quiz-Themed Sitcom, Because Booze And Friends Are Overrated
Tuesday, September 9 by

It’s like ‘Jeopardy for drunks. And it’s a fictional sitcom. So it’s really not like ‘Jeopardy’ at all, I guess.

This is the TIVO that John Connor uses in the future.
This $5,000 Tivo Can Hold 3 Years Of DVR Content, Which Probably Won’t Help Your Social Life
Tuesday, September 9 by

3 years of DVR actually only equates to 18 days of ‘Law & Order’ reruns.

Maybe move to a new street?
If You Thought Sony Was Joking About The Whole ’23 Jump Street’ Thing, You Were Wrong
Tuesday, September 9 by

The only limit to the sequels is how high the movie execs can count.

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‘DuckTales’ Starring Real Ducks
Tuesday, September 9 by

I don’t wanna know how they got the hats to stay on their heads.

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‘The Theory Of Everything’ Biopic Brings Stephen Hawking To Tears
Tuesday, September 9 by

His life literally displayed before his eyes.

David Fincher is much edgier than he looks.
HBO Thinks We Might Be Interested In A 1950′s Crime Show From David Fincher And James Ellroy. HBO Is Right.
Tuesday, September 9 by

I’m pretty sure these guys have the “gritty crime”-thing down.