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Fox Snags ‘The Expendables’ For A TV Event Series Produced By Sylvester Stallone
About 19 hours ago by

Man, they’re really making a meal out of this flimsy premise.

That many mustaches on a team should have been a red flag.
1970’s Basketball Point Shaving Scandal To Be Turned Into A Film
About 20 hours ago by

From the mobsters who brought you the Lufthansa heist…

Argh. That f*cking box!
Neil Patrick Harris Won’t Be Hosting The Oscars Next Year
About 20 hours ago by

The “One and Done” Oscars is what they should call them.

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Sony Pictures Enlists Diablo Cody To Rewrite ‘Barbie’
About 20 hours ago by

Yes, THAT Barbie.

This logo makes me want to rollerskate.
HBO Is Giving Its Standalone Streaming Service A Pretty Lazy Name
Wednesday, March 4 by

It could have been “Khaleesi’s Dragon.”

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What If Wes Anderson Directed ‘The Uncanny X-Men’?
Wednesday, March 4 by

So many jumpsuits.

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Amy Pascal’s New Office Still Smells Like Seth Rogen’s Weed
Wednesday, March 4 by

Seth Rogen may want to look into getting a vaporizer.

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Mike Epps Will Be Uncle Buck In The Upcoming Series, Naturally
Wednesday, March 4 by

To be fair, it’s hard to find anyone as white as John Candy was.

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Lorne Michaels Is Prepping A Chinese Version Of ‘SNL’
Wednesday, March 4 by

“Live from Shanghai….”

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Yo, Batman’s Into Some Freaky Sh*t In ‘Fifty Shades Of Wayne’
Tuesday, March 3 by

Where does he get those wonderful toys?

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Pretend Like Frank Underwood Is Speaking Right To You With This Fourth Wall-Breaking Supercut
Tuesday, March 3 by

You’ll feel like you’re his confidant!

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Quentin Tarantino Is Performing Rituals To Get Snow On Location Of ‘The Hateful Eight’
Tuesday, March 3 by

I’m guessing this wasn’t the production budget.

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Jennifer Lawrence And Steven Spielberg Will Team Up For Photographer Memoir ‘It’s What I Do’
Tuesday, March 3 by

She’ll play a real-life Pulitzer Prize-winning photographer.

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Fred Savage Will Play Rob Lowe’s Older Brother In Fox Series ‘The Grinder’
Tuesday, March 3 by

He doesn’t look like anyone’s older brother.

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Drew Goddard May Helm ‘Spider-Man’ Reboot, Is Pretty Much Becoming Sam Raimi
Tuesday, March 3 by

I’ll resort to voodoo to make this happen.

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‘Training Day’ Stars Denzel Washington And Ethan Hawke Re-Team With Antoine Fuqua For ‘The Magnificent Seven’
Tuesday, March 3 by

I don’t know if I would feel any safer if these guys were protecting my town.

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FEMA Spoiled A ‘House Of Cards’ Plot Point On Twitter
Tuesday, March 3 by

I don’t believe I’m exaggerating when I deem this their biggest screwup ever.

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Netflix Paid $12 Million To Get An Idris Elba Film (And Hopefully Some Awards Season Love)
Monday, March 2 by

It can sit in your queue now, instead of as a DVD on top of your TV for four months.

At this rate, his eyes will have closed shut by age 50.
Leo DiCaprio Will Play A Man With 24 Personalities In ‘The Crowded Room’
Monday, March 2 by

I would have called it ’24’, but that’s just because I like to confuse people.

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LEGO ‘Star Wars’ Series To Come To Disney XD And Sell A Bunch Of Merchandise
Monday, March 2 by

They’re having a hard time re-creating the hairstyles with LEGOs.

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‘Adventure Time’ Will Be Breaking From Its 12-Minute Format For A Feature Film
Monday, March 2 by

C’mon and grab your friends.

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Try To Keep Your Pants Zipped While Watching This ‘Fifty Shades Of Gandalf The Grey’ Trailer
Friday, February 27 by

Ewwwwwwwwww…

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Here’s What ‘Avatar Land’ Will Look Like In Disney World
Friday, February 27 by

So…Like a watercolor at a Residence Inn?

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R.I.P. Leonard Nimoy
Friday, February 27 by

KHAAAAAAN!!!!

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Bruce Willis-Starring Indie Film Runs Out Of Funding, Suspends Production :(
Friday, February 27 by

Yeah, seeing ‘Bruce Willis’ and ‘indie’ in the same sentence threw us for a loop, too, but the man was in ‘Pulp Fiction’.

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80’s Sci-Fi Fever Continues With A ‘Blade Runner’ Sequel Confirmed Starring Harrison Ford
Thursday, February 26 by

It will be directed by Denis Villenueve.

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We’ll Get An Extra 30 Minutes Of Gore, Despair, And Existential Dread In ‘The Walking Dead’ Finale
Thursday, February 26 by

They can use that time to kill off Glenn and Carl, then we can watch Rick’s beard grow a little longer.

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Neill Blomkamp’s ‘Alien’ Film Will Pick Up Where James Cameron’s ‘Aliens’ Left Off
Thursday, February 26 by

He’s going to ignore ‘Alien 3′ and ‘Alien: Resurrection’, just like we did.

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Comedian Tig Notaro Shares Why She’s The Best Candidate To Host Next Year’s Oscars
Thursday, February 26 by

These days, just saying your willing to do it pretty much makes you the best candidate.

"This is how big the children's black eyes will be when they tell public school kids about their vegan cafeteria."
James Cameron Working To Create The First All-Vegan Elementary School
Thursday, February 26 by

Say what you will, but this is still less obnoxious than his three ‘Avatar’ sequels.