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Here's Jordan after the accident.
Sadly, Tracy Morgan Doesn’t Know If He’ll Ever Perform Again
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GET BETTER, TRACY! We miss you.

Make it like the recent 'Godzilla' movie and never actually show King Kong!
Netflix, Unable To Stop Making Original Content, Is Rolling Out A King Kong Cartoon For Kids
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I wonder how many children he’ll eat in this children’s show.

He even gesticulates like a great director!
David Fincher Will Be Directing The Entire First Season Of HBO’s ‘Utopia’
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I don’t know what that show is about, but I’m excited!

Sometimes women fall over. It's not a gender thing. It's a gravity thing.
ABC Lining Up A Drama (Yes, A Drama) Called ‘Broad Squad’ About Female Police Officers
About 7 hours ago by

I wonder how it will go for them. I hope they’re judged on their merits with no adversity!

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And Now, Jeff Goldblum For Light Bulbs
Tuesday, September 30 by

Tim and Eric have reunited with Jeff Goldblum to sell GE’s revolutionary new light bulbs that you can control via your smartphone without having to use your legs at all.

Now imagine Kevin Hart screaming at you while watching this. BOOM. 'Tetris' movie.
‘Tetris’ Movie Is Really Coming Together. Really. A ‘Tetris’ Movie.
Tuesday, September 30 by

If I wanted to watch people dodging falling blocks, I’d keep throwing bricks out my fourth story apartment window.

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A Look At Things To Come On ‘Gotham’
Tuesday, September 30 by

I can dig it.

So much less erotic than my interpretation...
Alec Baldwin And Kevin Spacey To Lend Their Voices To Dreamworks Animation’s ‘Boss Baby’
Tuesday, September 30 by

A baby boss? That’s impractical!

Satan says "please?"
The Christian Filmmakers Of The Nic Cage Film ‘Left Behind’ Got A Pull Quote From Satan
Tuesday, September 30 by

I’d read a movie review blog curated by Satan. I bet he loved ‘Transformers’.

He's pretty bummed about it.
Larry David ‘Hopes’ For More ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’, As Though It’s Not Entirely His Call
Tuesday, September 30 by

To be fair, he’s unsure if he could make good new ones.

A bunch of customers emerged from the hearse and saved the store!
Blockbuster Video Stores Live On In Alaska, El Paso, And Other Weird Places
Tuesday, September 30 by

I’m going to call all of them and ask if they have ‘Terminator 2′ in stock.

Amazon Prime is no match for Netflix' monkey style.
‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2′ To Premiere Exclusively On Netflix
Tuesday, September 30 by

They’re like a bunch of Asian Frank Underwoods that will kick you in the head.

TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT OR GET THE F*CK OFF THE STAGE!
Donald Glover To Sex Us All Up In ‘Magic Mike XXL’
Monday, September 29 by

Or maybe he’ll play a preschool teacher. Who knows.

The financiers of the 3rd 'Clerks', possibly.
Kevin Smith Reports That ‘Tusk’ Has Somehow Enabled Him To Make ‘Clerks III’
Monday, September 29 by

So many things I don’t like in that headline.

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The Newest ‘Simpsons’ Couch Gag Is The Weirdest
Monday, September 29 by

It’s really hard to follow and features no jokes. That said, it’s still better than ‘The Cleveland Show’.

He looks so clean cut, you just know he's a psycho.
Demetri Martin To Join Showtime’s ‘House Of Lies’
Monday, September 29 by

I hope they let him do charts and songs like in his stand up.

The sweater says "family friendly." The resume does not.
David Fincher Considered ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’, And His Idea Was Too Awesome For Disney
Monday, September 29 by

Also, it may have been too dark. Maybe.

Your town may fall NEXT!
Gerard Butler Gets A New Director For ‘London Has Fallen’
Monday, September 29 by

It’s that ‘Olympus Has Fallen’ sequel that we’re not really begging for.

Everyone pictured is safe. For now.
We Will Tell You Who Was Killed On ‘The Simpsons’ Last Night
Monday, September 29 by

Spoiler: It wasn’t anyone important.

She's doing God's work.
‘Modern Family’ Editor Live-Tweets Drunken Club Rat Sitting In Front Of Her On A Flight
Monday, September 29 by

This might be the worst passenger story that doesn’t end in violence.

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This ‘Skeleton Twins’ Interview With Kristen Wiig And Bill Hader Goes Horribly Wrong
Monday, September 29 by

Just Google the movie if you want to learn anything about it.

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You Are Not Ready For Carl’s Flow In The ‘Walking Dead’ Bad Lip Reading
Friday, September 26 by

Give that kid a beat and his acting really improves.

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Alex Winter Begrudgingly Gives Up ‘Bill & Ted 3′ Details
Friday, September 26 by

Wyld Stallyns rule!

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Ridley Scott Says The Alien Won’t Appear In Second ‘Alien’ Prequel ‘Prometheus 2′
Thursday, September 25 by

“The beast is done.”

I wanted to do a photoshopped pic of her as a flat circle, but I...don't know Photoshop. Imagine it, please.
Rachel McAdams Is Now The Favorite For The ‘True Detective’ Lead
Thursday, September 25 by

I guess this means that Gosling is in the running for the last role?

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Chris Hemsworth Is An Action-Hero Computer Nerd In Michael Mann’s ‘Blackhat’ Trailer
Thursday, September 25 by

The only one who can save the day is the computer nerd who is good at running around.

Someone is tweeting about Twitter. It's like 'Inception', but way dumber.
If You Tweet About Movies, Twitter Wants To Find You And Target You With Movie Ads
Thursday, September 25 by

Fun!

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Ellen Page And Kate Mara To Star In ‘Tiny Detectives’
Thursday, September 25 by

Time is a difficult to reach circle.

Smile, Trent. You're rich!
You Can Add Ominous Music To Your Day By Streaming The ‘Gone Girl’ Soundtrack Right Now
Thursday, September 25 by

Music for day care centers

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Rob Schneider Dropped As State Farm Spokesperson For His Vaccination Views
Thursday, September 25 by

Of all the reasons to fire Rob Schneider, they picked this one?