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Elisabeth Moss Maybe Female-Leading ‘True Detective’ Season Two
About 6 hours ago by

An inspired choice.

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Now Richard Linklater Doesn’t Want To Make ‘Incredible Mr. Limpet’
About 7 hours ago by

A serious blow to cinema.

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Chris Pratt Channels Eminem On Command
About 8 hours ago by

Chris Pratt and Eminem need to star in a movie together immediately.

"Grow some breasts or get the f*ck out of the way, Garfield."
Sony Will Give Us A Female Superhero Film In 2017, And That’s As Specific As They Will Get
About 23 hours ago by

She’ll hail from the realm of Spider-Man.

That's his "serious" face. It needs some work.
Vince Vaughn To Take A Break From Phoning It In For ‘True Detective’?
About 23 hours ago by

The question mark means it’s unsure. Duh.

It's an important film.
Megan Fox Tells ‘Ninja Turtle’ Haters To F*ck Off
Monday, August 4 by

Well, I can’t imagine this upsetting anybody.

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Marvel Takes A Look Back At How Awesome Their Films Have Been
Monday, August 4 by

Excelsior!

He's smiling because he's rich.
Yup, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Made A Metric Sh*t-ton Of Money This Weekend
Monday, August 4 by

It seems that familiar isn’t always better.

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The ‘Breaking Bad’ Garage Face Off Re-Edit Is Notably Less Tense
Monday, August 4 by

Never mess with a man who collects minerals.

Based on the outfit, his love of women is something of a surprise.
Paul Feig, Savior Of Funny Women, Might Direct ‘Ghostbusters 3′ With Female Cast
Sunday, August 3 by

But do women have the physical strength to bust ghosts? I’M JUST ASKING THE QUESTION.

I could see them doing another one of these if it does well. Oh. They've already committed to that.
It’s Pretty Clear That ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Is Going To Kill At The Box Office This Weekend
Friday, August 1 by

‘Guardians of the Box Office’ is more like it, right? Sorry. That was stupid.

The NYPD has a full line of chainsaws to deal with sharky weather systems.
‘Sharknado 2′ Clears The Low Bar Of ‘Highest-Rated Original SyFy Film’
Friday, August 1 by

It’s a wonderful day for the world!

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Vin Diesel Records “I Am Groot!” In Several Languages
Friday, August 1 by

Yo soy Groot!

Yeah. Let's make a film with scenes like this MORE ridiculous.
The Director Of ‘Con Air’ Wants To Discuss A ‘Con Air’ Sequel In Space
Friday, August 1 by

And we will let him…

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‘Shark By Tara’, A Fragrance From Tara Reid
Friday, August 1 by

Tara Reid has developed a chemical she would like you to rub on your skin.

Something tells me he can pull this off.
Jamie Foxx Will Play Mike Tyson In An Upcoming Biopic
Thursday, July 31 by

Better get that dialect coach on the phone.

Things look like they're goin' well for ole' BoJack.
Netflix Gives Us A Filthy Trailer For Cartoon Series ‘Bojack Horseman’
Thursday, July 31 by

“Bojack? That’s a beautiful name.”

PUT HIM IN A POWDERED WIG THIS INSTANT!
‘Office Space’s Ron Livingston To Play Paul Revere In AMC Comedy ‘We Hate Paul Revere’
Wednesday, July 30 by

Maybe we just need to get to know Paul Revere better.

Khaki appears to be the hot trend in Milan prisons.
Prison Dumps Orange Jumpsuits, Because ‘Orange Is The New Black’ Made Them Cool
Tuesday, July 29 by

Man, prison is so awesome.

George R.R. Martin Won’t Write A ‘Game Of Thrones’ Episode This Season, Because He’s Got Books To Finish
Tuesday, July 29 by

Maybe he could do a book where all the characters go on a life-changing road-trip. He could probably crank that out quickly.

Give Coldplay's Chris Martin his hat back, Simon. That's his image you're f*cking with.
Simon Pegg Will Probably Appear In The New ‘Star Wars’ (But Maybe Not His Face?)
Tuesday, July 29 by

He did everything but hire a skywriting plane to tell us. (Not really)

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Legendary Wants Director Joe Cornish For Its ‘King Kong’ Prequel ‘Skull Island’
Tuesday, July 29 by

It’s between him and Spike Lee. Just kidding. No one’s asked Spike.

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Marvel Announces ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Will Also Be An Animated TV Series
Tuesday, July 29 by

Why doesn’t Marvel just tell us the stuff they’re NOT doing?

It might not seem like it, but...they're here to help.
‘Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ To Release A Self-Help Book For VERY Wayward Souls
Tuesday, July 29 by

Turning to the gang for help is definitely not your first resort.

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‘Mike Tyson Mysteries’ Is Actually Real And Here’s The Trailer As Evidence
Monday, July 28 by

Ain’t no time for bird sex.

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‘The Walking Dead’ Season 5 Trailer Is All Action
Monday, July 28 by

Gross!

I would be in a hurry to get my kids out of there, too.
Woman Hit By Car At Comic-Con ZombieWalk, Gets A Little Closer To Being Actual Zombie
Monday, July 28 by

This goes from upsetting to very upsetting when learning kids were scared by the fake zombies.

Back at ya, buddy.
Yup, Quentin Tarantino Revealed At Comic-Con He Is Making ‘The Hateful Eight’
Monday, July 28 by

Then it’s settled.

Hey, buddy. It's a been a minute. How ya been?
Comic-Con Teases Cryptic ‘King Kong’ Sequel, Leaves Everyone Confused
Monday, July 28 by

Is it a prequel? A sequel? A gritty reboot with King Kong as a troubled loner?

To be fair, a buff Chris Pratt could get Uwe Boll hired to direct the next 'Avengers' probably.
James Gunn, Writer And Director Of ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Signs On For The Sequel
Sunday, July 27 by

We’ll call it ‘Guardians of the Galaxy 2′ until we get more intel. (“Intel” is short for “intelligence.)