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Oscar Isaac Will Play Frowny Mutant, Apocalypse, In ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’
About 22 hours ago by

What an Eeyore.

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The One With A Gun-Toting Raccoon: ‘Friends’/'Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Mashup
About 22 hours ago by

With John C. Reilly as Gunther.

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Gaze At The Marvel That Is Paul Rudd’s High School Hair. GAZE AT IT!
Tuesday, November 25 by

I bet a lot of people got Google alerts for “Marvel Paul Rudd.” Sorry about that.

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Stephen King’s ‘The Stand’ Adaptation Just Got Alright, Alright, Alright…
Monday, November 24 by

That Matthew McConaughey, so hot right now…

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Jimmy Fallon’s ‘Lip-Sync Battle’ To Be A Stand-Alone Show on Spike TV
Sunday, November 23 by

It will be produced by Fallon, John Krasinski, and Stephen Merchant.

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NBC and Tina Fey’s ‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ Tossed Over To Netflix Before It Even Premiered
Sunday, November 23 by

Looks like NBC’s loss is Netflix’ gain.

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Angelina Jolie Retires From Acting, Claims She Was “Never Comfortable As an Actor”
Friday, November 21 by

At least I’ll always have that VHS copy of ‘Taking Lives’ to console me. Yeah, “console” me.

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Stephen King’s ‘The Stand’ Will Once Again Be Adapted, This Time Into Four Films
Friday, November 21 by

Five would have been too many.

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Penélope Cruz Joins ‘Zoolander 2′
Friday, November 21 by

Assuming this movie happens.

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Now Sony Has Backed Out Of Aaron Sorkin’s Steve Jobs Biopic
Friday, November 21 by

Will Sorkin go back to television?

Hey Mr. Sexy Eyes, why don't you let down that guard so I can get to know ya?
Chris Pratt In Talks To Play One Of Three Roles In ‘Cowboy Ninja Viking’
Thursday, November 20 by

Maybe he’ll play a baker or something.

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Conan Will Come To Primetime On TBS December 18th
Thursday, November 20 by

Can you show a masturbating bear during primetime? I’m going to assume you can.

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Hugh Laurie Guest-Starring On ‘Veep’, Possibly As The…
Thursday, November 20 by

We’ll keep the sorta-spoiler tucked away in the body of the article.

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Keanu Reeves To Battle A Familiar Set Of Circumstances In ‘The Panopticon’
Thursday, November 20 by

With a title like ‘Panopticon’, you can just go ahead and start printing money right now.

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‘The Graduate’ Director Mike Nichols Passes Away at 83
Thursday, November 20 by

“He was a true visionary, winning the highest honors in the arts for his work as a director, writer, producer and comic and was one of a tiny few to win the EGOT — an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a Tony in his lifetime.”

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Studios Are Looking To Adapt ‘Serial’ Podcast For Both TV And Film
Thursday, November 20 by

That ‘Serial’ is so hot right now…

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Melissa McCarthy Going To Take A Stab At Playing Tinkerbell. Yes, THAT Tinkerbell
Thursday, November 20 by

Maybe John C. Reilly could play Peter Pan.

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The Second Choice For Starlord In ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Was…’Always Sunny’s Glenn Howerton
Thursday, November 20 by

A very strange, inspired choice.

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CNN Anchor Discusses Penis-Biting With Cosby Rape Accuser, Somehow Gets In Trouble
Wednesday, November 19 by

The bounds of both journalism and good taste have been jackhammered to dust.

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Netflix Is Delaying The Release Of The Bill Cosby Special Due To Recent “Unpleasantness”
Wednesday, November 19 by

“Unpleasantness” = a torrent of sexual allegations.

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Peter Berg To Direct Film About Uncatchable Cartel Leader (Who Got Caught)
Wednesday, November 19 by

Finally, a film about the drug trade!

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Tom Hardy Is Starring In FX Series ‘Taboo’ That He And His Dad Wrote
Tuesday, November 18 by

His dad’s name is “Chips” which is an awesome name.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Has Been Asked To Join A ‘Running Man’ Reboot
Tuesday, November 18 by

Richard Dawson should definitely be asked back if he’s alive.

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This Modern Trailer For ‘Empire Strikes Back’ Shows You The Whole Damn Movie
Tuesday, November 18 by

I didn’t count one BRAHM! Make it again.

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HBO Released This Frustrating Vine To Let Us Know They Picked Up Westwood
Tuesday, November 18 by

“‘Westworld’ was picked up” would have been sufficient.

The version in German is always better. Like with "99 Luftballoons."
Fox Hires Rob Riggle To Scream At Us In An Adaptation Of An Austrian TV Series
Tuesday, November 18 by

If this thing’s in German, his yelling will take on a whole new level.

These new Lincoln ads are getting really high-concept.
Theaters Are Selling All-You-Can Watch ‘Interstellar’ Tickets to Customers
Monday, November 17 by

Pays for itself after the second painful viewing.

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No CGI Philip Seymour Hoffman In ‘Hunger Games: The Mockingjay – Part I: The First One’
Monday, November 17 by

Nightmares avoided.

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You Can Soon Own The Coffee Mug Bong From ‘The Cabin In The Woods’
Monday, November 17 by

A great day for science. A great day for man.

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Netflix ‘Marco Polo’ Trailer Has Literally Nothing To Do With The Swimming Pool Game
Monday, November 17 by

However, if we’re drawing parallels, I guess his father, who gave him away as a slave, would be his “fish out of water.”