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UPDATED: Sexy Kristen Stewart As Joan Jett

POSTED BY Dr Bruce | SATURDAY DECEMBER 20 AT 6:26 PST 
[Editor's Note:  I am at my parents house for the holidays in South Texas. The only thing in the theatre that I had not see was Twilight, so I went. I was the only person in the theatre that had not just had her first period. Watching the movie made me change my stance on Kristen Stewart. Best, MAX POWERS.]

Kristen Stewart is my kind of pretty. She's got the natural beauty thing on lockdown. I've basically been in love with her since Into the Wild, which I thought was great film. She was 9 types of sexy jailbait. It's a shame that Twilight was a movie I was not willing to touch with my worst enemy's eyeballs, even though Stewart was in it. I'm definitely willing to watch her play Joan Jett. That story and more in our news roundup.  the worst fucking actress in the entire world.

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  1. The Future Is Now Says:
    Twilight could have been a good movie but I think they cast it by throwing nerf balls a shopping mall somewhere in orange county.
  2. Says:
    I thought Kristen Stewart was very convincing as Jodie Foster's son in 'Panic Room'.
  3. Says:
    I thought that Kristen Stewart was very convincing as Jodie Foster's son in 'Panic Room'.
  4. Says:
    BAaaarhahahahah. She's a HE.
  5. barefootjim Says:
    Given that choice, I think I'd go home and watch a DVD of something worthwhile.
  6. Says:
    Given the choice I think I would rather stab myself in the face with a pencil.
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