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UPDATED: Sexy Kristen Stewart As Joan Jett

POSTED BY Dr Bruce | SATURDAY DECEMBER 20 AT 6:26 PST 
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[Editor's Note:  I am at my parents house for the holidays in South Texas. The only thing in the theatre that I had not see was Twilight, so I went. I was the only person in the theatre that had not just had her first period. Watching the movie made me change my stance on Kristen Stewart. Best, MAX POWERS.]

Kristen Stewart is my kind of pretty. She's got the natural beauty thing on lockdown. I've basically been in love with her since Into the Wild, which I thought was great film. She was 9 types of sexy jailbait. It's a shame that Twilight was a movie I was not willing to touch with my worst enemy's eyeballs, even though Stewart was in it. I'm definitely willing to watch her play Joan Jett. That story and more in our news roundup.  the worst fucking actress in the entire world.

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Twilight could have been a good movie but I think they cast it by throwing nerf balls a shopping mall somewhere in orange county.
POSTED BY The Future Is Now | SATURDAY DECEMBER 20 AT 2:07 PST 

I thought Kristen Stewart was very convincing as Jodie Foster's son in 'Panic Room'.
POSTED BY Anonymous | SATURDAY DECEMBER 20 AT 7:03 PST 

I thought that Kristen Stewart was very convincing as Jodie Foster's son in 'Panic Room'.
POSTED BY Anonymous | SATURDAY DECEMBER 20 AT 7:09 PST 

BAaaarhahahahah. She's a HE.
POSTED BY Anonymous | SUNDAY DECEMBER 21 AT 10:19 PST 

Given that choice, I think I'd go home and watch a DVD of something worthwhile.
POSTED BY barefootjim | MONDAY DECEMBER 22 AT 9:36 PST 

Given the choice I think I would rather stab myself in the face with a pencil.
POSTED BY Anonymous | MONDAY DECEMBER 22 AT 11:04 PST