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Move Over Killdozer

POSTED BY Wookie Johnson | THURSDAY MARCH 5 AT 1:56 PST 

The trend in horror movies today is to pick up the pace, for example, fast zombies and fast Jason. I even heard there’s a movie called Fun Run Frankenstein in the works. However, these films have left behind a certain void. There are practically no horror flicks left for those of us who prefer a more sluggish killer, a more stand in one place and barely do anything killer. Until now.


Behold! The trailer for Crawler; it is a movie about a shape-shifting alien that tries to devour humanity by taking on the form of a mostly stationary bulldozer. After all, there is one in every household. So if you are a fan of listless killing machines, buy a scratch-off because today is your lucky day.
 


  1. Library Says:
    "Like most evil, it's probably just been here since the beginning of time." "That's a good point, Bob, MOST evil has just been here since the beginning of time, thanks for bringing that up. This is why I always like to have an Eviloligist on staff. Guys, listen to Bob."
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