“If you can fool a child into thinking you’re dead and you hate her, you’re doing something right.”
But she did so well last time.
Turns out it’s not very good.
The last version missed a few bitches.
The Rock should team with Pixar on this one.
Chocolate, waffles, VAN DAMME.
This one is long overdue.
“Fuk dat shit. Imma chill.”
In the lens of Hollywood, the world of tomorrow can be portrayed in variations that are as terrifying as they are accidentally comedic. Be it a Costner that flops or…
The best advice typically goes unheeded, which goes double for Hollywood. A young man is cautioned that he’ll shoot his eye out if his Red Ryder dreams are fulfilled. A…
Some movies are so predictable it’s nauseating. You find yourself sitting inside a movie theater, on your sofa, or curled up in bed knowing exactly how the narrative is going…
It’s hypnotic and soothing.
Just like ‘Jackass’.
Bloody Face: The Movie?
Caution: Paterno jokes in here.
You girls wanna get weird?
Let me guess – the band will be depicted as taking themselves super-seriously.
We found out that ‘Big Bang Theory’ is more offensive than slavery to some in South Central.
Do you have a moment to discuss Hobbitism with Gary Busey?
Here’s where a lesser person would make a joke about Lohan’s canyon.
The only way this could have gone more poorly would be if he dressed up as the Joker.
He’ll kill you, then he’ll read his kids a bedtime story.
If God exists, then why do Tyler Perry movies happen to good people?
No Cusack’s allowed.
In honor of ‘Movie 43′.
If Jack Reacher was real, he’d be soooooo angry.
Envelope yourself in Sandler’s process.
In honor of ‘Universal Soldier: Day Of Reckoning’.