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Typical liberal bullshit.
Stephen Colbert To Appear In One Of The ‘Hobbit’, Delighting Two Types Of Nerds
Monday, October 22 by

I hope he fights a bear.

Lorenzo’s Oil and 8 Other Movies With Sick Children
Saturday, October 20 by Dan MacIntosh

The movie "Lorenzo's Oil" stars Susan Sarandon and Nick Nolte in a story where parents try to do what any good parents would do, which is try and save their…

7 Standed Motorist Movies Like Wrong Turn
Saturday, October 20 by Frost

Until humanity relearns how to walk for more than a block, the incapacitation of motor vehicles will stay as a breeding ground for bad choices followed by terrible deaths. Make…

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Honest Trailers: ‘Paranormal Activity’
Friday, October 19 by

This one’s kinda mean.

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Hollywood “Nice Guy” Tom Hanks Drops The F Bomb On ‘Good Morning America’
Friday, October 19 by

Why would you say that, Tom? Coming out with stink like that poop, you poop-mouth! Get all that poop coming out of your mouth!

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Warner Bros. Decides They May As Well Make A ‘Justice League’ Movie
Friday, October 19 by

Pretty good idea to rush this into production.

She was pretty damn hot.
Soft-Core ‘Emmanuelle’ Ascends To Heaven, Or So We’d Like To Believe
Thursday, October 18 by

An icon from when soft-core used to be classy.

This screengrab will do nicely.
Here’s An ‘Arrested Development’ Documentary Trailer That You Should Watch
Thursday, October 18 by

Thus fulfilling our weekly quota of ‘AD’ articles a day earlier. Nice!

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Michael Bay Is Sick Of Actors Having Opinions
Thursday, October 18 by

Even when he’s trying to be a good guy, he delves into dickdom.

All joking aside, he looks like he's the type of guy who would have sleep apnea in a big way.
Tyler Perry Will Be Returning In An Alex Cross Sequel With A Comically Lazy Title
Thursday, October 18 by

Is it called ‘Double Cross’? Yes. Yes, it f*cking is.

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Joaquin Phoenix Returns To Pissing People Off
Thursday, October 18 by

Take your Oscar noms and stuff it.

Let It Ride On These Atlantic City Movies
Thursday, October 18 by Christopher Nowlin

Atlantic City is a place built by crime and vice. The city enjoyed its heyday during prohibition where it became a hub for bootlegging. The money pouring into the city…

The 7 Richest Characters From Movies
Thursday, October 18 by Tony Dayton

  Just about every movie has some rich bastard as a character. Usually they are miserable, self-centered asses; however, in some cases they can actually be very likable characters. Below…

He's awfully cocksure for someone occupying a supply closet.
Heathcliff Is Getting A CGI Film. No, Not Garfield. Heathcliff.
Wednesday, October 17 by

Because this is the type of news you need to know two years out from the film’s release.

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Claire Danes Crying: The Supercut
Wednesday, October 17 by

Great. Now we’ll never get her to sleep.

Marvel Studios "Iron Man 3" Panel - Comic-Con International 2012
You Don’t Get To 500 Million Friends Without Super-Powered Armor
Wednesday, October 17 by

‘Iron Man 3′ trailer on the way but you’ve gotta prove you want it.

This is how I looked when I caught wind of this story. Only I had more cocaine on my face.
The ‘Scarface’ Remake Is Now In The Hands Of The ‘Donnie Brasco’ Writer
Wednesday, October 17 by

In this version, instead of yelling his famous catchphrase, he posts it on Twitter with the hashtag #littlefriend.

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Tom Cruise Must Really Want To Go To Comic-Con
Wednesday, October 17 by

How else would you describe his current sci-fi boner?

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Harvey Keitel Performs “Call Me Maybe”
Tuesday, October 16 by

Carly Rae Jepsen traded up from that Owl City guy.

With news of this reboot, Earnest would be in tall cotton! If he wasn't long dead.
They’re Rebooting The ‘Ernest’ Movies…I Know, Right? Crazy!
Tuesday, October 16 by

David Lynch directs or GTFO.

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Ernest Had Sex And Now His ‘Son’ Has A Movie
Tuesday, October 16 by

Over the line, reboot people. Over the line!

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First Trailer For The ‘Carrie’ Remake. Don’t Laugh.
Tuesday, October 16 by

What Hell hath cyber-bullying wrought?

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Professional Addict Aaron Paul Now Has ‘Need For Speed’
Monday, October 15 by

This guy and his needs.

Yeah. This seems like a pretty good fit.
Prince And Lady Gaga To Soundtrack The ‘Gatsby’ Film, The Way Fitzgerald Would Have Wanted It
Monday, October 15 by

Because Luhrmann loves period pieces with contemporary music. Juxtaposition!

6 Dorm Movies That Lied To Every Incoming Freshman
Sunday, October 14 by Gregory Wakeman

  University life is a mixture of learning, boozing, and very little else, after which you’ll have earned yourself a piece of paper that will mean absolutely nothing to the…

5 D Day Movies Every Action Fan Will Love
Saturday, October 13 by Frost

If war movies were filled with nothing but existential show staring that Dostoyevsky would have been proud of, or rather indifferent, the genre would’ve died out in a year. Keep…

5 Child Geniuses In Movies
Saturday, October 13 by Frost

Thanks to the advent of search engines, the average kid can debunk myths, scary stories, and possible closet monster that will get them if they misbehave, thus making your best…

The 6 Most Dead Beat Dads In Movie History
Saturday, October 13 by Frost

The P.T.A. has never heard of these men and they won’t be chaperoning any of your dances in the near future, but somewhere out in movieland lousy dads are flourishing….

5 Movie Police Interrogations That Broke The Criminal
Friday, October 12 by Gregory Wakeman

Is there a scarier place than a police interrogation room? You’re either there because you’ve a) committed a crime that you are about to be put under increased pressure to…

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Because You Hate Yourself, Watch Gwyneth Paltrow & Cameron Diaz Rap Terribly
Friday, October 12 by

Shame on everyone involved.

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