Caution: Paterno jokes in here.
You girls wanna get weird?
Let me guess – the band will be depicted as taking themselves super-seriously.
We found out that ‘Big Bang Theory’ is more offensive than slavery to some in South Central.
Do you have a moment to discuss Hobbitism with Gary Busey?
Here’s where a lesser person would make a joke about Lohan’s canyon.
The only way this could have gone more poorly would be if he dressed up as the Joker.
He’ll kill you, then he’ll read his kids a bedtime story.
If God exists, then why do Tyler Perry movies happen to good people?
No Cusack’s allowed.
In honor of ‘Movie 43′.
If Jack Reacher was real, he’d be soooooo angry.
Envelope yourself in Sandler’s process.
In honor of ‘Universal Soldier: Day Of Reckoning’.
This better feature Gavin DeGraw’s “Chariot.”
Another film where we don’t see Johnny Depp’s scalp.
I’d like to live in a world where these facts are 100% true.
Hollywood just got awesome.
Leave out the ducts. Trust me.
Fans of the C-word unite!
Don’t dredd this, you’ll like it.
Peter Berg’s 2012 watery epic was always destined to receive poor reviews once the pop star Rihanna and model Brooklyn Decker were added to the cast. Yet there is actually…
We all crave eternal youth just so that we can continue with our crazy shenanigans without wrinkles. Of course, this pursuit is futile and we can only really turn to…
Sonuvabitch!! They’re pretty much the same thing.
Drew Goddard’s script is just too awesome to shoot.
Instead of 3D glasses, dunce caps will be given out to audience members.
Beasts of the Southern Wild’s Quvenzhané Wallis is this year’s Uggie
Full disclosure: I did not watch this.
I choose death.