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Marvel Reveals Ultron In Advance Of Comic-Con
Wednesday, July 16 by

That’s a pretty menacing robot.

Huh. She has huge breasts. I guess that could have gone either way.
Marvel Has Turned Thor Into A Woman
Wednesday, July 16 by

No word on the fate of the movie version of Thor, who seems to still be male.

He looks like a western film.
Tarantino’s ‘Hateful Eight’ Might Be Filming Early Next Year, According To Kurt Russell
Tuesday, July 15 by

Looks like ole’ QT has made his peace with the leaked script.

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Conan O’Brien Is Headed For the Big Screen (Sort Of) In Syfy’s ‘Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda’
Tuesday, July 15 by

Whether it’s Piranhacondas, Gatoroids, or Mansquitos, the Syfy channel has become the foremost creator of poorly-rendered monstrosities. Conan will fit right in.

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‘Apehood’ Mashup Proves That ‘Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes’ Is Pretty Much ‘Boyhood’ With Monkeys
Tuesday, July 15 by

Incorrect. ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’ is ‘Monkey Braveheart’.

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Honest Trailers – Green Lantern
Tuesday, July 15 by

You’ve been demanding this one since the very first Honest Trailer — so we figured it was time to shine a (green) light on one of the most disappointing superhero movies ever.

Please stand by, Mr. Garfield. Your call is important to us, and someone will be with you shortly.
Blockbuster Writing Duo Breaks Up, Meaning We Might Not Get ‘Spider-Man’ Movies For A While
Tuesday, July 15 by

Fortunately, we have a billion other comic book films to choose from.

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Viewer Discretion Advised: Eight Of the Most F*cked-Up Movies Ever Made
Monday, July 14 by

By Dustin Seibert During a recent transatlantic flight, I had the occasion to watch Martyrs, a 2008 French horror film that just made its way to iTunes this year. Part…

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Jon Hamm To Terrorize Cartoon Fish
Monday, July 14 by

It’s his career to do with what he wants.

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Katherine Heigl Is Super Chill According To Kathering Heigl
Monday, July 14 by

We can’t blame her for disliking her work.

I'm pretty sure the third will just be Dan Aykroyd in a beige jumpsuit, running errands.
The ‘Ghostbusters’ Re-Release Trailer: Because Bustin’ Makes You Feel Good
Friday, July 11 by

…and the Ray Parker Jr. royalty checks will once again flow freely.

To be fair, he does look like he's been worn down by a life of crime.
‘Goodfellas’ And ‘Casino’ Writer To Give Us A New Mob Film Starring Sylvester Stallone
Friday, July 11 by

I guess his more talented brother, Frank, was unavailable.

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10 Iconic Movie Lines, If They Were Written Today
Friday, July 11 by

We live in an era of rapidly deteriorating linguistic abilities (translation: words b hard), where the appreciation for an eloquently-delivered turn of phrase is at an all time low.

My pleasure to present Lady Ferguson.
‘Mission: Impossible 5′ Casts Some Actors, Old And New
Thursday, July 10 by

Waiting for the audio tapes of Baldwin berating crew members.

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The Screen Junkies Top Six: Damn Dirty Ape Movies
Thursday, July 10 by

By Jared Jones The conjunction-heavy Dawn of the Planet of the Apes hits theaters this weekend and is all but guaranteed to dominate the box office. Why? Three words: Oldman, bazooka, monkeys….

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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles For Pizza Hut
Wednesday, July 9 by

Does anyone besides the Turtles eat Pizza Hut anymore?

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George R. R. Martin Has Strong Words For His Doubters
Wednesday, July 9 by

Well said.

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‘Sharknado 2′ Trailer Jumps The Shark In A Good Way
Wednesday, July 9 by

Even the sharknados are tougher in New York.

Here's a screencap of them exodus-ing.
Ridley Scott, On A Bible Kick, Gives Us ‘Exodus: Gods And Kings’ Starring Christian Bale
Wednesday, July 9 by

Next he’ll do ‘Leviticus’ and show us all the ways a woman may be unclean.

Save this film, Jane.
That Adam Sandler-Kevin James Video Game Film Will Also Star Jane Krakowski
Wednesday, July 9 by

I would like to see them in a ‘GTA’ or ‘Mortal Kombat’ adaptation.

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The Military Is Developing An ‘Iron Man’ Suit, And Hollywood Is Helping
Wednesday, July 9 by

So I guess this means the Navy’s gonna get an Aqua-Man thing going on?

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Ingmar Bergman’s Ponderous Take On THE FLASH
Tuesday, July 8 by

Even the fastest man alive cannot outrun the icy hand of death.

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Supercut: Are You Kidding Me?!
Tuesday, July 8 by

Are you kidding me with this supercut?! These movie characters seem to think so — especially the ones played by Adam Sandler.

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You Can Finally Watch Bill Murray’s Strangest Performance In ‘Nothing Lasts Forever’
Tuesday, July 8 by

Not as strange as his public persona though.

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Extended GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY Trailer Shows Off More Action
Tuesday, July 8 by

Early reports are this film is better than you could ever imagine.

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Soundtrack Studies: ‘American Psycho’
Tuesday, July 8 by

Do you like Huey Lewis?

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It’s The JURASSIC PARK Theme Sung By Goats
Monday, July 7 by

A John Williams classic re-imagined for a new generation.

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‘Star Wars’ Takes Two Weeks Off For Harrison Ford To Heal, Casts Two More
Monday, July 7 by

Will they even be able to fit this giant cast in space?

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Superman Will Continue To Look Like Superman In ‘Batman v Superman’
Monday, July 7 by

Even Superman forgets his umbrella.

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André 3000 IS Jimi Hendrix In The ‘Jimi: All Is By My Side’ Trailer
Monday, July 7 by

You’re getting a Hendrix biopic with no Hendrix music. Yes, really.

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