Music for day care centers
I hope he plays a teenage stoner.
Not Taylor Lautner, though that would be hilarious.
I bet his wife hates it.
If only these teenagers had a healthier way to spend their time.
Because the next film takes place 20 years before the first ‘X-Men’.
It would be more appealing if it was ‘Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Topless Women’, but I suppose they had to draw the line somewhere.
OMG! Don’t make me pick one. I love them all!
Or maybe it’s just a picture.
It’s a nightmare down there.
The Dink always gets his man.
For a guy who retired years ago, Soderbergh sure does work a lot.
More grown men should be making dioramas. There. I said it.
Because no one goes to the movies to see young people.
Q: At what point is a reunion just “people getting together?” A: When the two most prominent stars aren’t there.
See, that’s what all the characters in this video say. Duh.
I guess all press is good press.
I wonder if it will just be him sitting in a windowless Russian room for 175 minutes.
He’ll be playing a flat circle. FLAT CIRCLES EVERYWHERE!
This might surprise you, but it’s…haunting and sparse. (GASP!)
These days, if a film doesn’t get the sequel green light by Monday after opening weekend, it’s all but a flop.
It’s their way of apologizing.
Do we need a new Popeye? (No, but that’s not going to change things.)
You’re gonna need a really big courtroom, sir.
The revenge Page’s character takes out on Wilson is calculated, diabolical. It’s hard to argue that Wilson’s character doesn’t deserve it, so I won’t. That said, there is a sense of the predatory to Hayley. She’s been working at this.
What better way to spend Valentine’s Day than by watching Van Wilder shoot people in the face?
No, it’s not a birthday party.