Battles to be subjugated and enslaved are far and few between outside your average suburban S&M dungeon, which makes the case for how powerful the urge to have freedom is…
Much better than the sequels!
Matt Dillon is the new Melissa McCarthy.
Paris is the city of love and romance and is the kind of place you have to go with your significant other to fully enjoy. Or, you just have to…
It’s like ‘Die Hard’ for dumbasses. Let’s call it ‘Read Hard’.
Not every movie deserves to live on in other mediums, but that’s for the ticket sales and the eyes of the beholders to judge. Clap, fall asleep, or play Statler…
For some reason on October 28, 1919, Congress passed the Volstead Act, which prohibited the manufacture, sale, or transportation of intoxicating liquors within the United States. Of course, the…
How cool would it be if Tom Felton played the Yokuza boss?
“I am the one who is blocks!”
Something’s weird about this.
The once dead project has returned from the grave like some sort of… thing…
Man, real life has got to step it up some.
Hipster Reed Richards approves of this news.
Then why did he say it was about aliens a few months ago?
Unless he isn’t.
This one is all praise. No criticism. Just kidding.
Saoirse Ronan is going to look silly in pantsuits.
Jay-Z has gone from selling crack and ‘Reasonable Doubt’ to putting together hip-hop musicals with Will Smith. Not jiggy, dude. UN-jiggy.
Big robots are the natural predators of big aliens.
Not only is it sturdy and durable, but you can eat off of it when you run out of plates.
They’re probably just making a sequel so McConaughey can keep expensing his trainer.
Chuck Lorre is also winning.
Was only a matter of time.
At this point they should cast Betty White and call it a day.
We’ve sent our very own Nick Mundy to embarrass himself in front of his childhood hero. Mark Wahlberg was not impressed.
Walmart invades Smallville.
It’s cool the way the mouths almost sync up.
The Shins changed my life, but not for the better.