Tiny monsters, unless they find their way up your pants leg just aren’t all that scary. Now add hundreds to thousands of pounds and some anger issues and you’ve got…
The undead genre would’ve lasted four months if they were able to spread their disease by hugging. Luckily for the wallets of many, zombies tend to be worse biters than…
From the imagined to the real, cruel leaders are the true monsters that don’t need to fear the sunlight or hide under beds. Watch the five greatest movies about dictators…
It’s not so great…
The next surprise would be to learn that he directed the whole thing, while J.J. Abrams did drugs in his hotel room.
Further proof that space sucks.
Happy Mother’s Day!
Just in time for Season 5
Let’s hope he’s stabbed with a trident.
Maybe they could just cut out the middleman and start printing money instead!
I didn’t see a single eye patch.
He’s got a style all his own.
Ohmahgahd! (Say it like Vinnie Barbarino)
The Avengers assemble for a better paycheck.
Confusing to casual, non-nerdy fans, that is. Don’t want to step on anyone’s toes.
‘Mission Impossible: Ghostier Protocol’!
Blast off into a new era of actually-watchable ‘Star Trek’ films.
They’re going to be just bad this time, not “ha-ha bad.”
Luke Evans is the new face of vengeance.
Really, go see it. NOW.
Battles to be subjugated and enslaved are far and few between outside your average suburban S&M dungeon, which makes the case for how powerful the urge to have freedom is…
Much better than the sequels!
Matt Dillon is the new Melissa McCarthy.
Paris is the city of love and romance and is the kind of place you have to go with your significant other to fully enjoy. Or, you just have to…
It’s like ‘Die Hard’ for dumbasses. Let’s call it ‘Read Hard’.
Not every movie deserves to live on in other mediums, but that’s for the ticket sales and the eyes of the beholders to judge. Clap, fall asleep, or play Statler…