When your bros get girlfriends, that’s against the bro code (or something. I don’t really know what I’m saying.)
Oof. Tough choice.
The definitive answer is “perhaps.”
For those unfamiliar, The Phantom Tollbooth with the story of an evil tollbooth that, after becoming sentient and learning it was built upon the unmarked graves of 14 victims of…
It’s a good thing Tom Hanks is pretty much perfect, because we don’t want him to change.
To be clear, we have nothing but respect for our readers, but we all know there are a few idiots among them.
Womanize, drink, learn a lesson…got it.
Don’t be such a pussy.
I will buy Durangos until they stop making these ads. Pledge with me!
Feel, feel, feel, feel my heat.
This looks bad even by Seltzer and Friedberg standards.
I disagree with most of it.
I would think that He-Man would be the type of film that doesn’t really require a script.
‘Nepotism: The Movie’
You’ve been ‘Punk’d’.
Best screenshot ever.
This is a whole new direction for things going bump in the night.
We’re tired of good movies getting snubbed while ‘Smurfs’ movies keep getting pumped out.
Samuel L. Jackson has deemed it so.
Always let analysts judge art.
The Apatow 9000 moviemaking program has spit out this random combination of actors for a film.
We’ll file this one under: “uh buh??”
Everyone wear a hat and aviators in honor of this great writer.
“As seen on ‘Jackass’.”
Unless you count the opening scene from ‘Strange Brew’.
Step one is admitting you have a problem.
There’s no statute of limitations on honesty.