The world’s a messed up place. Heal us, Eddie.
My only friend, the end.
But will he do his own stunts?
They might have not screwed this up.
Somebody had to say it.
Just in time for the return of the NFL.
I’d just really like to see him wail on a clown.
Really? Really? REALLY? THERE WASN’T EVEN A ‘BATMAN’ THIS SUMMER!
Apparently Max Steel is some sort of toy superhero. Also apparently, Mattel produces films.
We took our Honest Trailers Epic Movie Trailer Voice and used his powers for evil. Hilarious evil.
Also because he looks ripped.
It’s gonna be a zoo when he shows up at Comic-Con
Honesty is always the best policy. Especially when it’s funny.
This must be worse than living next to Justin Bieber.
Detroit will be doubling for Gotham in the next Superman/Batman film. Makes sense.
A great leap forward for mom porn.
Terrible, no good, very bad news.
It’s $34.99, neither I nor Screen Junkies will receive any compensation for featuring or promoting this majesty, but…BUY THIS LEGO KIT BEFORE I BUY THEM ALL MYSELF. Points to the…
Unless your dad is director Jim MIckle, in which case this is very much your father’s cannibal horror film.
If you answered “yes,” I’m just going to come right out and ask you for some free money.
Does this make up for ‘Failure to Launch’? Possibly.
You seem to care an awful lot about a casting decision for a movie that won’t be out for two years. Do you care as much about the fact that you’re 45 pounds overweight?
Nobody likes these apples.
The costs of zoo upkeep are astronomical.
The Internet does not approve.
First thing Batman needs to do in this new Superman movie: Kill Superman.