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Warner Bros. Tells Ron Howard’s ‘Dark Tower’ To Eat A D*ck
Tuesday, August 21 by

No sale, Opie.

This type of flaming bullshit doesn't fly in Kiev.
Ukraine Sick Of Spongebob Squarepants Being So Gay, Seeks To Ban Him
Tuesday, August 21 by

These pineapples under the sea are quickly turning into Fire Island

John Goodman in what I can only presume is some sort of movie role.
John Goodman Might Join ‘The Hangover III’ *Crickets, Wolf Howl, Tumbleweed Rolling By*
Monday, August 20 by

Oh, man. This is gonna be so…mediocre.

Talk to the hand.
7 Demonic Possessions That Will Ruin Your Day
Monday, August 20 by

Demons are the herpes of the spirit world.

"Robert Langdon Tom Hanks" is one of my top 12 favorite Tom Hanks looks.
Tom Hanks Thinks The Kennedy Assassination Is The New World War II
Monday, August 20 by

“…back and to the left. Back…and to the left.”

Official auditon photo.
Shia LaBeouf To Have Real Sex With An Actual Girl In Von Trier’s ‘Nymphomaniac’
Friday, August 17 by

Classic Von Trier.

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…And Now ‘Hunger Games’ Gets Its Honest Trailer
Friday, August 17 by

This ‘Hunger Games’ trailer will leave you “thirsty” for more. Puns!!!

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‘The Last Stand’ Trailer Brings Arnold Schwarzenegger Back Where He Belongs — Shooting People
Friday, August 17 by

He did say that he’d be back.

The 6 Most Thrilling Escape Scenes In Movie History
Thursday, August 16 by Lee Keeler

Domestic imprisonment and the anxiety of confinement are what make these 6 most thrilling escape scenes such a joy to watch. Sometimes it just takes a bunch of kiddie toys,…

The 6 Creepeiest Abandoned Towns From Movies
Wednesday, August 15 by Lee Keeler

With the economy in the dumper, tourism just isn't what it used to be; so it's important that you know where to spend your staycation dollars before you end up…

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Shia LaBeouf Giving Up Blockbusters, After Making Like 20 Of Them
Wednesday, August 15 by

“I’m done,” says the guy who has the luxury of saying that because the thing he’s done with has made him very rich.

Sweathog reunion in heaven.
Horshack From ‘Welcome Back, Kotter’ Died
Wednesday, August 15 by

Up your nose with a rubber hose…in heaven.

The 5 Best Movies You Missed in 2011
Wednesday, August 15 by Sasha Moody

Voldemort. You'll laugh, cry, and maybe even curse at all the heartwarming/heartbreaking events J.K. Rowling presents in the final chapter of the magnificent series.   "Rise of the Planet of…

The 6 Most Depressing Future Earth Movies
Wednesday, August 15 by Frost

Utopian movies are like pixie sticks in that eventually you’ll crack from the happy feelings and start smearing lipstick all over your face while singing Norwegian death metal. To prevent…

A photo of rap mogul Jay-Z before undergoing his pre-concert blackening.
Ron Howard, The Blackest Director We Know, Naturally Directing Jay-Z Documentary
Wednesday, August 15 by

Ya got a little dirt on your shoulder there, Opie.

The 5 Essential Gozilla Movies
Wednesday, August 15 by Gregory Wakeman
6 Movies Like Avatar That Are Actually Good
Wednesday, August 15 by Joseph Gibson

scifi classic "Alien," but Cameron made the ingenious decision to trade that movie's horror vibe for all-out action, and the result is one of the most entertaining movies of all…

7 Movies Like The Hangover That You Won’t Remember The Next Day
Wednesday, August 15 by Gregory Wakeman

Todd Phillips' drunken comedy was a revelation for both audience members and its production company, mainly because the former flocked in their droves to their nearest multiplexes and put a…

7 Futuristic Movie Drugs That Are Beyond Horrifying
Tuesday, August 14 by Gregory Wakeman

Of course we all know that drugs are bad. Just one sniff, one pill or one injection will definitely kill you. That's what everyone was taught in school anyway. But…

5 Best Comedy Scenes From Hindi Movies
Tuesday, August 14 by Gregory Wakeman

  Hollywood seems to believe that it has a monopoly over the comedy genre. However laughter is a universal language and Bollywood movies are filled with slapstick humor that people…

Whoa. Did someone just make Captain Planet look kind of bad ass?
‘Captain Planet’ Trailer Looks Serious Enough To Be Real
Tuesday, August 14 by

He’s blue as shit.

Thor And Beyond: Movies About Norse Gods
Tuesday, August 14 by Frost

Sibling rivalry, excessive use of brawn and brains, and the occasional wolf monster makes for one interesting religion. You could wear a helm with wings or sport a giant foam…

5 Hot Movie Tomboys That Could Also Beat You At Fantasy Football
Tuesday, August 14 by Joseph Gibson

Ah, the tomboy. What man hasn't fallen victim to their curious allure? Not only do they share all your interests (football, brews, headbutting), but they have all the added-value content…

I would cite this photo in my "We're used to touching heads, and I just got carried away" defense.
Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson Head-Butts His Wife, Loses His VH1 Reality Show
Tuesday, August 14 by

He should change his name to “Chad Head-o Butt-o.”

Weird that he has a really hot girlfriend. That really could have gone either way.
Aaron Paul To Sign On For ‘Long Way Down’, Reminding Us ‘Breaking Bad’ Won’t Last Forever
Tuesday, August 14 by

Is it too early to clamor for a Cranston-Paul reunion? And bring the guy who plays Badger, too.

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Keanu Reeves Proves ‘Bill & Ted 3′ Will Have A Plot
Monday, August 13 by

This sequel > Ghostbusters sequel.

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Nicolas Cage And Other Old Men Pursued For ‘Expendables 3′
Monday, August 13 by

Wilford Brimley gets snubbed.

BRICK AND RON.
Ferrell And Carell To Star In ‘Swear To God’, Written By Justin Theroux
Monday, August 13 by

Together, they form a triumvirate of laughter.

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Meet The Bad Girls Of ‘Lawless’
Monday, August 13 by

‘Lawless’ is in theaters August 29th.

6 Technology Documentaries Every IT Guy Will Love
Saturday, August 11 by Houlihan Macaco

Ebay, Google and Amazon in this 2008 documentary film hosted by John Heilemann. You won't hear them laughing at all the pathetic little peasants who gave them wedgies in high…

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