Movies - Page 73

Bask in the actor-yness.
The Masterworks Of David Hasselhoff
Friday, June 1 by

There’s nothing he hasn’t done because there’s literally nothing he won’t do.

Haunting.
Someone Finally Made A ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Tribute Featuring Lots Of Sausages
Thursday, May 31 by

Going from Tom Hardy to a sausage is pretty much a lateral move anyway.

Yes, yes, Adam. We see you. Please just...put your hand down.
Will Ferrell’s ‘Three Mississippi’ Loses A Wahlberg, Gains A Sandler
Thursday, May 31 by

OH GOOD, ADAM SANDLER!

'Grudge Match' is basically this, but 15 years later and sans shirts.
DeNiro And Stallone To Mumble At Each Other In ‘Grudge Match’
Thursday, May 31 by

The target market for this film is…coma patients and people that have died in front of the television.

5 Movies About Maids That Know Too Much
Wednesday, May 30 by Gregory Wakeman

Let's be honest: We've all had a crush on a maid at some point in our lives. Maybe it hasn't been obvious at first but there is something innately sexy…

In the video you can see Hoda readying the cyanide tablet out of the hollow tooth the producers implanted.
Kathie Lee Asks Martin Short How His Dead Wife Is Doing
Wednesday, May 30 by

“Good, not great,” is how I would have responded.

No one said mentors had to shower regularly or not be junkies.
Get Your Life In Order With These 6 Movie Mentors
Wednesday, May 30 by

If they were around, maybe I wouldn’t be such a terrible person.

Simpler times, I guess. Also: Shit, Sawyer's handsome!
Dominic Monaghan Doesn’t Hang Out With Matthew Fox Because Of His Alleged Woman-Beating
Wednesday, May 30 by

In case that headline isn’t clear, Matthew Fox (allegedly) beats the women, while Dominic finds the act unsavory.

If there was a category for "Worst Theme Song," I think they wouldn't even need to mail it. They'd just be given the award.
‘Family Guy’ Emmy Mailer Requests The Help Of ‘Brentwood Jews’
Wednesday, May 30 by

Click the link to see the image. It’s worth it. We wouldn’t lie to you. Not about this, anyway.

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Brace Yourselves For ‘Tetris: The Movie’
Tuesday, May 29 by

Well, everyone knows Battleship died at the box office. What this trailer presupposes is… maybe it didn’t.

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Quentin Tarantino Cowboys Up In ‘Django Unchained’ Stills
Tuesday, May 29 by

Tarantino only did this movie for the chance to dress like Robert Rodriguez.

ALF was the Sacha Baron Cohen of the late 1980's.
‘ALF’ Movie Being Pitched, A Nation Inches Towards The Edge Of Its Seat
Tuesday, May 29 by

Lock up your cats!!! (Read the article to see why that’s funny.)

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Curt Connors Masturbates At Work In New ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Trailer
Tuesday, May 29 by

All those hours alone in the lab…

6 Art Documentaries You Don’t Have To Be Pretentious To Watch
Friday, May 25 by J. Johnson

For those of you who are sick of being told that anything slapped onto a canvas is art, check out these 6 art documentaries you don't have to be pretentious…

Hugh Jackman: If you wanna bang heads with him, he can show you what it's like.
Glenn Danzig Was Asked To Play Wolverine. Also: Awesome.
Friday, May 25 by

If you click this link, there’s an embedded video for Danzig’s “Mother.” I swear to God.

No, not this billionaire.
This Billionaire Wants To Produce A Sequel To ‘In The Army Now’ For Some Reason
Friday, May 25 by

Andy Dick not only possesses box-office draw, but also the hearts and minds of America.

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Heads Roll In ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ Red Band Trailer
Thursday, May 24 by

You guys are going to go see this, right?

"Welcome ta Earf!"
Will Smith and 6 Other Slap-Happy Celebs
Thursday, May 24 by

WELCOME TA EARF!

"Ooga booga!"
Wes Anderson’s 10 Awesomest Characters
Wednesday, May 23 by

With apologies to Jeff Goldblum.

Perhaps this image will tide you over? It's not much, but it's something.
OH NO! ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ Is Postponed For A ’3D Overhaul’
Wednesday, May 23 by

Most everyone in America will have outgrown G.I. Joe by then.

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The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Theme Gets The Lyrics It’s Been Sorely Missing
Tuesday, May 22 by

Game of Thrones, bitch.

Wait, so I can only pick one of these guys?
Handicapping Which DC Comics Character Will Come Out As Gay
Tuesday, May 22 by

Sure, they’re all pretty gay, but who’s THE GAYEST?

All trees are hereby on notice.
See ‘Moonrise Kingdom’ Through The Rummed-Up Eyes Of Bill Murray
Tuesday, May 22 by

We learn so much.

You GO, girl.
Who Besides Kristen Wiig Will Leave ‘SNL’?
Tuesday, May 22 by

Lorne Michaels might know but ain’t sayin’.

He'll probably just go back to school teaching and settle down. Or die of lung cancer. Whatever.
‘Breaking Bad’ Will Resume On July 15th
Monday, May 21 by

Looks like “bad”….just got broken. *high fives everyone within a ten block radius*

Yes, yes. But will there be labored sexual puns?
‘Skyfall’ Teaser Trailer Promises A Darker Bond
Monday, May 21 by

He doesn’t seem to enjoy his job as much as he used to.

God Bless Weird Al
Speakeasy: Weird Al Yankovic
Monday, May 21 by

Weird Al Yankovic is f***ing awesome…

Point that finger at me one more time and you'll pull back a bloody stump.
Hey Sean Penn, Stop Being Like That!
Monday, May 21 by

And let poor Jude Law fight his own battles.

5 Terrifying TV Aliens
Sunday, May 20 by John Coon

Many people believe that extraterrestrial life is out there. If it is anything like we see on TV, contacting those extraterrestrials might not be a wise idea. Dozens of TV…

The Dark Knight Rises: 5 Actors Who Played Batman
Sunday, May 20 by John Coon

Ever since his introduction on the pages of DC Comics, Batman has risen to become the world’s vigilante superhero. The Caped Crusader has no special powers to set him apart…

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