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I'm losing "hope" after this news.
Semi-Retired Amanda Bynes Is Not At All Retired From Driving Drunk, Enlists Obama’s Help
Thursday, June 7 by

Do your job and FIRE THIS MAN, OBAMA!

His head is as shiny as Robocop's.
Sam Jackson Is Going To Be In The New ‘Robocop’, Motherf*cker!
Thursday, June 7 by

His girlfriend is a vegetarian, which pretty much makes him a vegetarian too.

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Even Video Games Get The Blues In Excellent ‘Wreck-It Ralph’ Trailer
Wednesday, June 6 by

Q-Bert’s best performance by far.

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In Honor Of ‘Star Wars 1313′: 7 Best ‘Star Wars’ Video Games
Wednesday, June 6 by

Will 1313 top all other Star Wars games?

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‘Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ Finnick Casting Rumors Are Hogwash
Wednesday, June 6 by

The role is still up for grabs. Handsome devils only.

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Warner Bros Hires ‘Gangster Squad’ Writer To Assemble ‘Justice League’ Script
Wednesday, June 6 by

Looks like ‘Justice League’ is something we need to worry about again.

If they're not gonna make the movie, can I have the vest?
If You Want A ‘MacGruber 2′, You’re Shit Out Of Luck, According To Will Forte
Tuesday, June 5 by

I would put a funny MacGruber quote here if I thought that anyone would get the reference.

Nothing's cheaper than free!
Attend A Free Advance Screening Of ‘That’s My Boy’
Tuesday, June 5 by

Nothing’s cheaper than free…

I see it.
Two Things You Haven’t Thought About In Years Combined As Jerry O’Connell Signs On To Play Herman Munster
Tuesday, June 5 by

He’s so charming and likable….IT’S SCARY!!!!

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Talk To The Hand: The Best Of Tyrion Lannister
Monday, June 4 by

Imps say the darndest things.

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Heisenberg Takes A Load Off In New ‘Breaking Bad’ Poster
Monday, June 4 by

His throne sucks compared to the Iron Throne.

Dammit, Guy Ritchie, stop smiling like that so I can bring myself to be mad at you!
Guy Ritchie Taking HIs Cockney Charms To ‘Treasure Island’
Friday, June 1 by

I blame Madonna, and yes, I’m comfortable doing that.

This guy introduces the mashups playlist. He has big eyes.
It’s A Whole Movie Mashup Playlist For You To Zone Out To
Friday, June 1 by

Mashups! They’re two things…COMBINED!

I've decided to make this news.
‘Leprechaun’ Reboot Gets A ‘Quote’ ‘Writer’ ‘End-Quote’
Friday, June 1 by

All those quotes mean I don’t take this thing very seriously.

Bask in the actor-yness.
The Masterworks Of David Hasselhoff
Friday, June 1 by

There’s nothing he hasn’t done because there’s literally nothing he won’t do.

Haunting.
Someone Finally Made A ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Tribute Featuring Lots Of Sausages
Thursday, May 31 by

Going from Tom Hardy to a sausage is pretty much a lateral move anyway.

Yes, yes, Adam. We see you. Please just...put your hand down.
Will Ferrell’s ‘Three Mississippi’ Loses A Wahlberg, Gains A Sandler
Thursday, May 31 by

OH GOOD, ADAM SANDLER!

'Grudge Match' is basically this, but 15 years later and sans shirts.
DeNiro And Stallone To Mumble At Each Other In ‘Grudge Match’
Thursday, May 31 by

The target market for this film is…coma patients and people that have died in front of the television.

5 Movies About Maids That Know Too Much
Wednesday, May 30 by Gregory Wakeman

Let's be honest: We've all had a crush on a maid at some point in our lives. Maybe it hasn't been obvious at first but there is something innately sexy…

In the video you can see Hoda readying the cyanide tablet out of the hollow tooth the producers implanted.
Kathie Lee Asks Martin Short How His Dead Wife Is Doing
Wednesday, May 30 by

“Good, not great,” is how I would have responded.

No one said mentors had to shower regularly or not be junkies.
Get Your Life In Order With These 6 Movie Mentors
Wednesday, May 30 by

If they were around, maybe I wouldn’t be such a terrible person.

Simpler times, I guess. Also: Shit, Sawyer's handsome!
Dominic Monaghan Doesn’t Hang Out With Matthew Fox Because Of His Alleged Woman-Beating
Wednesday, May 30 by

In case that headline isn’t clear, Matthew Fox (allegedly) beats the women, while Dominic finds the act unsavory.

If there was a category for "Worst Theme Song," I think they wouldn't even need to mail it. They'd just be given the award.
‘Family Guy’ Emmy Mailer Requests The Help Of ‘Brentwood Jews’
Wednesday, May 30 by

Click the link to see the image. It’s worth it. We wouldn’t lie to you. Not about this, anyway.

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Brace Yourselves For ‘Tetris: The Movie’
Tuesday, May 29 by

Well, everyone knows Battleship died at the box office. What this trailer presupposes is… maybe it didn’t.

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Quentin Tarantino Cowboys Up In ‘Django Unchained’ Stills
Tuesday, May 29 by

Tarantino only did this movie for the chance to dress like Robert Rodriguez.

ALF was the Sacha Baron Cohen of the late 1980's.
‘ALF’ Movie Being Pitched, A Nation Inches Towards The Edge Of Its Seat
Tuesday, May 29 by

Lock up your cats!!! (Read the article to see why that’s funny.)

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Curt Connors Masturbates At Work In New ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Trailer
Tuesday, May 29 by

All those hours alone in the lab…

6 Art Documentaries You Don’t Have To Be Pretentious To Watch
Friday, May 25 by J. Johnson

For those of you who are sick of being told that anything slapped onto a canvas is art, check out these 6 art documentaries you don't have to be pretentious…

Hugh Jackman: If you wanna bang heads with him, he can show you what it's like.
Glenn Danzig Was Asked To Play Wolverine. Also: Awesome.
Friday, May 25 by

If you click this link, there’s an embedded video for Danzig’s “Mother.” I swear to God.

No, not this billionaire.
This Billionaire Wants To Produce A Sequel To ‘In The Army Now’ For Some Reason
Friday, May 25 by

Andy Dick not only possesses box-office draw, but also the hearts and minds of America.

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