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‘Man Of Steel’ Teases Us With Very Little Man-Of-Steeling
Monday, July 23 by

And it condones hitchhiking.

Funny, this doesn't look like a guy who used to smoke a shitload of crack.
Aaron Sorkin Fires All The ‘Newsroom’ Writers, As Though They Were Responsible
Friday, July 20 by

He’s projecting, guys.

Jesus.
Gunman At ‘Dark Knight Rises Screening Opens Fire, Leaving 12 Dead, 50 Wounded
Friday, July 20 by

Not the ‘Dark Knight’ premiere story anyone wants to be reporting or reading.

7 Conquistador Movies That Every Aztec Would Fear
Thursday, July 19 by Irving Oala

The Aztecs would most likely fear most movies in general, as the notion of seeing moving images on a screen would probably make them think the gods turned on the…

5 4th Of July Movies For Every Patriot
Thursday, July 19 by Loretta Arnold

If Paul Revere had been a critic, he would have given these five Fourth of July movies a patriotic thumbs up. Patriots celebrate the birth of a storyline behind the…

Wondering the same thing myself.
Celebrities, They’re Just Like Us! Fred Willard Arrested For Public Masturbation
Thursday, July 19 by

I’d expect this from Jim’s Dad, but not you Fred Willard.

Dude, just get a Hummer limo.
Bruce Wayne and 5 Other Joyless Rich Jerks In Movies
Wednesday, July 18 by

Smile, guys. You’re loaded.

"Hey Jeremy! Make an incredulous Jason Bateman face....Perfect. We're done here."
Jeremy Renner To Dole Out ‘Bullshit’ With David O. Russell
Wednesday, July 18 by

Pardon the rough language, gang.

It's like when I posted a glowing review of 'Jeff Who Lives At Home' in the prison newspaper and had to be placed in ad-seg.
Rotten Tomatoes Suspends ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Reviews After Critics Are Threatened With Death
Wednesday, July 18 by

You better protect these people, Rotten Tomatoes. Because I will hunt them down and kill them.

Have you seen me?
‘John Carter’ Director Andrew Stanton To Earn Back Losses With ‘Finding Nemo 2′
Tuesday, July 17 by

That fish has a terrible sense of direction.

Just don't mess with him.
8 Characters Who Were Dumb Enough To Mess With Samuel L. Jackson
Tuesday, July 17 by

In honor of Meeting Evil

Only 3 minutes long, 'Diamond Jim' is still better than 'The Tourist'
Johnny Depp To Play Dress Up With Wes Anderson
Tuesday, July 17 by

In a movie about a thing that happens.

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Honest Trailers: ‘The Dark Knight’
Tuesday, July 17 by

Because you demanded it.

7 Trucker Movies That Will Make you Never Want To Drive Again
Monday, July 16 by Jack Spacefire

When driving on the road you brush by many strange tall truck kings and road warriors. You just try to get by, not look at the driver, and move on….

At least people are still handsome in a dystopian future.
Don’t Let This Trailer For ‘Branded’ Keep You From Supporting Our Advertisers
Monday, July 16 by

It’s not a Russell Brand variety show. Thank God.

He looks like an evil rooster
The 7 Worst Space Criminals
Monday, July 16 by

They’re no match for Guy Pearce

It's the four days every year where the worlds of comic books and hot girls collide.
Here’s What Went Down At Comic-Con 2012: A Wrap-Up
Monday, July 16 by

You can sort through hundreds of articles, or you can read this piece in about four minutes to figure out what happened this year.

7 Southern Fried Country Music Movies
Monday, July 16 by Jack Spacefire

Elvis Presley's first feature film finds him playing a pacifist country singing southern during the Civil War. A breezy western that features him with his guitar and swooning young southern…

6 Astronomy Movies That Won’t Bore You To Death
Monday, July 16 by Irving Oala

The initial reaction people have when someone talks about astronomy or astronomy movies is to find an exit strategy. The one exception to this is on a first date: it…

The 6 Most Underappreciated Movie Drummers Of All Time
Monday, July 16 by Gregory Wakeman

Drummers seem to be the most underappreciated members of any rock 'n' roll band. The lead singer takes the audience's attention; the guitarist has all the cool musical moments; and…

6 Criminal Profiler Movies Like Silence Of The Lambs
Sunday, July 15 by Irving Oala

Criminal profiler movies became more popular after the the release of Academy Award-winning film "The Silence of the Lambs," starring Jodie Foster as an FBI agent trying to hunt down…

Fantasy Reality: 6 Must Watch Episodes of The League
Sunday, July 15 by Frost

With a cast that scratch, bite and groin punch for the victory, the lives of this fantasy football group make for the best of comedy and sports, especially in these…

5 Man Hunt Movies That Are Chasing The Wrong Man
Sunday, July 15 by Steve Silverman

    Man hunt movies usually have the audience on the edge of their seat. When films show the authorities going after a dangerous criminal, the audience usually wants to…

7 Examples Of Movie Weather That Are Impossible
Sunday, July 15 by Loretta Arnold

The moment the history of meteorology merged with science fiction some serious anxiety issues surfaced that could have been avoided if Hollywood didn't produce these examples of impossible movie weather…

5 Movie Space Stations That Eventually Became Space Debris
Sunday, July 15 by Gregory Wakeman

Any movie is made immeasurably better by a huge explosion. And there is also a scientific formula that proves that when this destruction occurs in outer space, it becomes even…

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Comic-Con 2012: M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘After Earth’ Promo Video
Sunday, July 15 by

There’s not any actual footage from the movie or any looks at the cast, but it’s pretty cool.

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Comic-Con 2012: Marvel Announces ‘Ant-Man’ Happening
Sunday, July 15 by

For real, this time.

5 Examples Of Ridiculous Product Placement In Movies
Sunday, July 15 by Gregory Wakeman

  Product placement has become an integral element of modern movie-making. If someone is eating a burger it will probably be adorned with a Burger King logo. If there's a…

8 of The Most Adulterous Cheating Movie Spouses Ever
Sunday, July 15 by Tony Dayton

  Some of the most popular movie plots include cheating spouses. Stars such as Harrison Ford, Sandra Bullock, Diane Lane, and Nichole Kidman star in these types of movies. Additionally,…

8 Mind Bending Movies You’ll Talk About Afterwards
Sunday, July 15 by Lee Keeler

  With so much mindless, forgettable entertainment gunking up our mainstream media, we are proud to present to you 8 mind-bending movies you’ll talk about afterwards. Blister your thinking caps…

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