‘Million Dollar Baby Arm’
The more people want to talk about ‘Duck Dynasty’, the more it makes me want to shut down and be harder to reach, like Matt Damon in ‘Good Will Hunting’.
It’s “Jonathan” Utah now.
His beard has it’s own beard. Or fists. Or something. I forget.
He’s in the front office of the Cleveland Browns. God help him.
In the future, personality tests determine your fate. Just like in Scientology.
(Hint: special effects)
Don’t worry. He’s REALLY flamboyant.
It’s what Paul would have wanted. According to Vin Diesel.
Santa’s hearing funny things out here. Funny things.
Looks like ‘Predator’ with illegal aliens instead of space aliens.
I’ll take all the tickets, please.
It looks like she’s coming out for a boxing match.
Is it 1995? Will there be an Aerosmith ballad on the soundtrack?
Go f*ck yourself, America.
‘Avengers 3′ is going to be the most sarcastic film ever.
They’re like white Bushwick Bills.
The title ‘Turds’ must have already been taken.
Perfect for the fire enthusiast on your list.
It’s not intentional, their tickets are just really expensive.
They’re not just throwing their own poop anymore.
In legal parlance, it’s what’s known as a “big time” lawsuit.
Fans. Lose. Their. Sh-t.
From the Department of Bubble-Bursting
But will it be raunchy with an underlying sweetness? Yes.
He really knows how to teach critics.
Off to Never Never Land.
The War on Christmas just got its ass kicked.