Oh, those wondrous beasts!
He is Queens Boulevard.
We assembled a panel to tell J.J. Abrams how to do his job.
I always knew that place was up to something.
There’s nothing studio execs take more seriously than a fan-made petition.
Disney quality control rears its ugly head.
If you’ve been a fan of the books and the band since the 90’s, get ready to be extra smug.
We’re going to get serious pancake butt in 2015.
He won’t be lethal, but he’ll be annoying as hell.
He’s like a British James Bond.
Stuntman Mike, you got new eyes!!!
Is this what rock bottom looks like?
The world’s a messed up place. Heal us, Eddie.
My only friend, the end.
But will he do his own stunts?
They might have not screwed this up.
Somebody had to say it.
Just in time for the return of the NFL.
I’d just really like to see him wail on a clown.
Really? Really? REALLY? THERE WASN’T EVEN A ‘BATMAN’ THIS SUMMER!
Apparently Max Steel is some sort of toy superhero. Also apparently, Mattel produces films.
We took our Honest Trailers Epic Movie Trailer Voice and used his powers for evil. Hilarious evil.
Also because he looks ripped.
It’s gonna be a zoo when he shows up at Comic-Con
Honesty is always the best policy. Especially when it’s funny.
This must be worse than living next to Justin Bieber.
Detroit will be doubling for Gotham in the next Superman/Batman film. Makes sense.
A great leap forward for mom porn.