My money’s on Lobo.
It’s now quantifiable how much he phones it in.
Channing Tatum stars as a hero elf. Seriously.
Still not as bad as the Cabin Sisters.
Looks great! At certain times!!
It’s what he’s good at.
Bring back Short Round! If the actor that plays him is still alive.
They could have at least brought Daniel Stern back.
This changes EVERYTHING! Wait. No it doesn’t.
One’s large and one’s small! This is comedy at its finest!
It’s the most shockingly violent time of the year.
It’s quite a formidable package, Jack.
Brick strikes me as a curling enthusiast.
He’s sorry. Please take him back, nerds.
They hardly even look alike.
Warning: magic abilities not included.
The film will not be scrapped entirely.
Seriously. A billion.
It doesn’t have a lot of Burgundy, but the Burgundy it does have is gold.
It’s Jason’s bar mitzvah.
Keep the change, you filthy animal.
Just like every other Muppets movie!
Don’t forget to see ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ in theaters!!!
Now we’ll find out if Andre the Giant was REALLY “a pleasure to work with!”
If only there were enough money to solve this problem.
Not sure if awesome or stupid. Leaning toward awesome.