Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern should be more dead than their careers.
You can still submerse yourself in a 3D experience by looking away from your TV, phone or computer.
SHOCKER: They’re expensive.
That’s no way to treat a saint.
It’s the classy way to do it.
You can be a little excited about this. I SAID A LITTLE!
Harrison Ford looks like he had some work done.
I wish they would just take the plot of ‘Reality Bites’, and remake it with superheroes.
Man, the networks are going to butcher this when they air it.
Two non-remakes, non-adaptations, or non-sequels grace the list.
That show I didn’t get around to watching yet heads to the big screen.
Watch your favorite celebrities trying to make that dollar.
Seriously, use your words.
Let’s toast with some sparkling grape juice.
You can just assume your favorite shows are getting the axe.
I just call it “the sequel” because I don’t want to type “Smaug.”
I have under 48 hours to make my wife watch ‘Back To School’.
‘Million Dollar Baby Arm’
The more people want to talk about ‘Duck Dynasty’, the more it makes me want to shut down and be harder to reach, like Matt Damon in ‘Good Will Hunting’.
It’s “Jonathan” Utah now.
His beard has it’s own beard. Or fists. Or something. I forget.
He’s in the front office of the Cleveland Browns. God help him.
In the future, personality tests determine your fate. Just like in Scientology.
(Hint: special effects)
Don’t worry. He’s REALLY flamboyant.
It’s what Paul would have wanted. According to Vin Diesel.
Santa’s hearing funny things out here. Funny things.