Movies - Page 64

The dog is a dog because of its dog-ness, or so Gottfried Leibniz would have us believe.

Just when they think they’re out…

2012: The year clay animation became offensive.

Ironically enough, the Sam Rockwell film ‘Choke’ doesn’t make the list.

It’s an honor just to copy and paste the nominations…

‘Variety’ did its job, but at what price. AT WHAT PRICE, VARIETY????

Director: Joe Carnahan Cast: Liam Neeson, Dermot Mulroney, Frank Grillo Synopsis: In Alaska, an oil drilling team struggle to survive after a plane crash strands them in the wild. Hunting the humans are a pack…

And probably not a first one, either.

Impressive microphone holders.

He just keeps showing up places. Can we put a bell around his neck or something?

Ever heard of a “firewall,” guys?

No drugs or alcohol were found in his system. Scientists are baffled.

Yup, there are only six.

Hello, old friend.

Director: Asger Leth Cast: Sam Worthington, Elizabeth Banks, Jamie Bell Synopsis: As a police psychologist works to talk down an ex-con who is threatening to jump from a Manhattan hotel rooftop, the biggest…

Loud noises, demons, shadows, you know the deal.

‘The For Real Last Exorcism’.

This may not have been a Michael Richards-level incident, but it wasn’t good.

A mutation is defined as a genetic change or abnormality that makes a person really gross.

If anyone wants to come to my “‘Big Bang Theory’ is better than ‘Idol’” party this weekend, it will be held Sunday at a Golden Corral somewhere in Arkansas.

In other words, here are a bunch of movies featuring swingers and orgies.

Not without its flaws, but worth a watch.