“Dude. Michael Douglas, light a match.”
Listen to him pitch his skill set in the narration of the trailer.
Rather than adding more untitled films, perhaps they could reveal a plot or premise to one of them?
The time is now. After the waiting, all that time spent not reading the book, politely reporting on casting shakeups, we’ve got definitive proof that Fifty Shades of Grey is…
By Jason Iannone Some actors don’t actually act. Maybe they did at one point, but they sure as hell haven’t in awhile. They become so big, and develop such famously…
Yes, but how much will they spend to acquire Carson Daly?
They take it all off for UHF.
Dude, just grow a beard.
He’s taking a break from studio films.
He plays an intelligent British man. Stop us if you’ve heard this one before.
It got 8 episodes back in ’83, so you KNOW it’s good.
She’s already masturbated on a car and had jizz in her hair — what is Diaz really hiding from?
The faceoff sets the tone for the violence that is about to occur. It builds tension, anticipation, and whips our unquenchable bloodlust into a frenzy. Here are five great ones.
Think of it like ‘The Ice Storm’ but with robotic hands.
Help a brother out?
Relive the romance, the complicated rules, and the nagging feeling that this film seems REALLY familiar.
Don’t worry. We explain who Shazam is.
It’s a workplace dramedy, and the workplace is “heroin addiction.”
That’s the sound of a thousand asthma inhalers triggered in unison.
That is a super-talented forehead.
If he hooks up with the new female Thor, it will drive a lot of bigots up the wall.
Someone earned their 15%.
Warning! Spoilers Ahead! Five movies after the last of The Lord of the Rings trilogy, in which he played eternally-fare, arrow-wielding Legolas, Orlando Bloom teamed up with Cameron Crowe to…
“I take umbrage at that” “Give me back my umbrage!”
I said “get ready!” Are you ready? Nah, you’re not ready.
I’d wear more hats if this were me.
That’s a pretty menacing robot.
No word on the fate of the movie version of Thor, who seems to still be male.