Movies - Page 57

Clearly too old for this shit.
Everyone Comes To Their Damn Senses: ‘Indiana Jones 5′ Cancelled
Friday, July 27 by

No takebacks!

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‘Cloud Atlas’ Trailer Stars Hanks, Berry, & Also Hanks
Friday, July 27 by

‘Multiplicity’ technology has come a long way.

Looks like a sexy Pringles can.
Called That Sh*t: Jon Hamm Has Grown A Mustache
Wednesday, July 25 by

He looks like a sexy Pringles can.

That punim.
‘Gangster Squad’ Theater Scene Reshoot Will Delay Release
Wednesday, July 25 by

There is no information about the new location in which the filmmakers will now have the gangsters violently murdered.

Awesome.
Christian Bale Visits Theater Shooting Victims
Wednesday, July 25 by

Classy move.

At Least She’s Pretty: The 4 Worst Actresses In Hollywood
Tuesday, July 24 by Joe Terzio

  Hollywood has its share of actresses that are woefully bad, but who are the four worst actresses in Hollywood working in movies today? This list won’t include any of…

He looks like a 'Hunger Games' character here.
Remember Those 40,000 Wikileaks/Julian Assange Movies? Jeremy Renner Might Be In One
Tuesday, July 24 by

Ah, Assange. Hello, old friend.

5 Global Warming Movies That Show The Worst Case Scenario
Tuesday, July 24 by Gregory Wakeman

Over the last decade it seems like all that we have heard from environmental experts is that the world is going to drown from our own incompetence. Years of spraying…

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7 High School Horror Films
Tuesday, July 24 by

That’s some good teen slaying.

No beards were harmed during filming.
7 Badass Action Movies Based On Historical Events
Tuesday, July 24 by

Sometimes history is awesome. Rarely, but sometimes.

5 Avalanche Movies That Will Bury You Alive
Tuesday, July 24 by Tony Dayton

  One of the most devastating and deadly disasters that resort areas and habitats of snowy, mountainous areas have to be fearful of are avalanches. Several tons of snow barreling…

The 6 Most Amazing Amazon Women In Film
Tuesday, July 24 by Tony Dayton

Amazon women in films are amazing in more than one way. First of all, for the most part, they are tall. Depending on the actresses, they can be over six…

5 Voodoo Movies That You Shouldn?t Watch Before Travelling to Haiti
Monday, July 23 by Frost

  blaxploitation like puppies in the same litter. Sugar (Marki Bey), the heroine, she teaches the evil white men that you don't go around killing her boyfriend unless you want…

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Lumbergh Vs. Neo Is Way More Satisfying Than ‘Matrix Revolutions’
Monday, July 23 by

There is no stapler.

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Norm MacDonald Starring In Something Called ‘Vampire Dog’
Monday, July 23 by

This is real.

The title says it all.
5 Extremely Hatable TV And Movie Shrinks
Monday, July 23 by

“Now, how does that make you feel?”

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‘Man Of Steel’ Teases Us With Very Little Man-Of-Steeling
Monday, July 23 by

And it condones hitchhiking.

Funny, this doesn't look like a guy who used to smoke a shitload of crack.
Aaron Sorkin Fires All The ‘Newsroom’ Writers, As Though They Were Responsible
Friday, July 20 by

He’s projecting, guys.

Jesus.
Gunman At ‘Dark Knight Rises Screening Opens Fire, Leaving 12 Dead, 50 Wounded
Friday, July 20 by

Not the ‘Dark Knight’ premiere story anyone wants to be reporting or reading.

7 Conquistador Movies That Every Aztec Would Fear
Thursday, July 19 by Irving Oala

The Aztecs would most likely fear most movies in general, as the notion of seeing moving images on a screen would probably make them think the gods turned on the…

5 4th Of July Movies For Every Patriot
Thursday, July 19 by Loretta Arnold

If Paul Revere had been a critic, he would have given these five Fourth of July movies a patriotic thumbs up. Patriots celebrate the birth of a storyline behind the…

Wondering the same thing myself.
Celebrities, They’re Just Like Us! Fred Willard Arrested For Public Masturbation
Thursday, July 19 by

I’d expect this from Jim’s Dad, but not you Fred Willard.

Dude, just get a Hummer limo.
Bruce Wayne and 5 Other Joyless Rich Jerks In Movies
Wednesday, July 18 by

Smile, guys. You’re loaded.

"Hey Jeremy! Make an incredulous Jason Bateman face....Perfect. We're done here."
Jeremy Renner To Dole Out ‘Bullshit’ With David O. Russell
Wednesday, July 18 by

Pardon the rough language, gang.

It's like when I posted a glowing review of 'Jeff Who Lives At Home' in the prison newspaper and had to be placed in ad-seg.
Rotten Tomatoes Suspends ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Reviews After Critics Are Threatened With Death
Wednesday, July 18 by

You better protect these people, Rotten Tomatoes. Because I will hunt them down and kill them.

Have you seen me?
‘John Carter’ Director Andrew Stanton To Earn Back Losses With ‘Finding Nemo 2′
Tuesday, July 17 by

That fish has a terrible sense of direction.

Just don't mess with him.
8 Characters Who Were Dumb Enough To Mess With Samuel L. Jackson
Tuesday, July 17 by

In honor of Meeting Evil

Only 3 minutes long, 'Diamond Jim' is still better than 'The Tourist'
Johnny Depp To Play Dress Up With Wes Anderson
Tuesday, July 17 by

In a movie about a thing that happens.

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Honest Trailers: ‘The Dark Knight’
Tuesday, July 17 by

Because you demanded it.

7 Trucker Movies That Will Make you Never Want To Drive Again
Monday, July 16 by Jack Spacefire

When driving on the road you brush by many strange tall truck kings and road warriors. You just try to get by, not look at the driver, and move on….

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