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New Yes Man Trailer
Thursday, November 6 by

Call me names if you want. But this trailer made me giggle.  Out loud.

Who Will Become First Puppy?
Thursday, November 6 by

It’s been a tough road to the White House. And now an even tougher race has begun. John Oliver looks at some of the leading contenders.

Winslet Stars As Sexy Nazi
Thursday, November 6 by

Kate Winslet is way hotter to guys who are in their 40’s.  She tends to play characters that aren’t supposed to be exactly sexy, but do have sexy qualities. This time she’s pushing the envelope by wandering into Nazi territory. It’s an interesting strategy.

Steven Seagal Runs Like A Wuss
Wednesday, November 5 by

The first time I drank Steven's Seagal's energy drink I was afraid of 2 things. Spontaneously growing a ponytail and never being able to get the taste of salty balls out of my mouth.

Sean William Scott Talks Squirting
Wednesday, November 5 by

This is a pretty dope interview from the Role Models Junket done by the sexy-funny Carrie Keagan of No Good TV. I’m putting the video after the jump because it is way not safe for work. It is also totally hilarious. She has a new fan.

Review: Zach and Miri Make a Porno
Wednesday, November 5 by

   Silent Bob's at it again with a delightfully foul-mouthed romantic comedy about a pair of best friends faced with the age old question: should we bone for money? The movie continues with the same dirty and curse laden frolics as Superbad, Knocked-Up, and all the other gems in the Apatow canon. But don't let the presence of Seth Rogen's milky white gut confuse you. This is very much a Kevin Smith film, though not nearly his best.

Cadilac Records Trailer
Wednesday, November 5 by

I like Adrien Brody. I like Jeffery Wright. I liked Ray. So I’m willing to see this one with my girlfriend.

Wolf Blitzer, You’re My Only Hope
Wednesday, November 5 by

There are a bunch of different opinions on how this magical scientific future hologram technology was used last night on CNN’s coverage of the returns. I think it’s pretty dope. Some day Wolf Blitzer's head is just going to be beamed into your house, beard and all.

Morning News Never Tasted So Good
Wednesday, November 5 by

I was sitting in a bar last night with my girlfriend drinking Talisker and watching the  TV.  A Jewish guy named Wolf and a gay guy named Anderson were talking about how a black guy named Barack had just been elected to be leader of the free world.  Hollywod can't even write something that good.   

Tomorrow Is The Next Day Of Forever Link Dump
Tuesday, November 4 by

This is my favorite scene from Dave Chappelle's Block Party. I'm just going to let Wyclef sing you into the returns.

Guitar Hero Commercial With Heidi Klum
Tuesday, November 4 by

Don't get me wrong. The one with Kobe and Phelps was great and all. But this one…um…I'll be back in exactly 3.5 minutes. (3.5 minutes later) Ok, where were we? Ah yes, this Guitar Hero commercial. Hmm. I'm just not as interested anymore. Maybe again in 30 minutes? 

Fanboy’s Trailer
Tuesday, November 4 by

"Are you kidding? I'm William Shatner. I can score ANYTHING." This Trailer Is Awesome.

If Movies Had Cell Phones
Tuesday, November 4 by

Every time a new technology comes along I am immediately confused as to how I ever functioned before it existed. Google Maps on my Blackberry is a great example.  I can’t leave the house without that anymore. And what did we do before Map Quest?

Natalie Portman On The Topic Of Meowocracy
Tuesday, November 4 by

Natalie Portman and Rashida Jones make another important point about the rights for which our Forefathers shed their blood.  Today, when you head to the polls,  I want EVERYONE to consider one thing: KITTENS! YAY! 

Global Fresh Start Morning News
Tuesday, November 4 by

The top headline on Yahoo news this morning was “World gears up to celebrate a fresh start for America.” What this country needs is a solid seven minute montage where we all dig thorough our stuff and take anything republican and throw it in the trash. We all roll up our sleeves and just CLEAN. Now get our there and VOTE.

Lando Calrissian ’08 Link Dump
Monday, November 3 by

Leave it to the Empire to lower themselves to such dirty tactics.  How can we forget about their Wookie love child ads against Wedge Antilles' senatorial campaign? Don't forget to get out there tomorrow and vote tomorrow for what's important.

Ong Bak 2 International Red Band Trailer
Monday, November 3 by

Tony Jaa just wakes up in the morning, thanks the Buddah, and spends the rest of the day kicking ass like no one ever before. More video proof after the jump.

Monday Mashup: Scranton Royale
Monday, November 3 by

I was the 6,666 viewer of this video on Youtube. Is that good luck or is my internet haunted? Whatever, check this masuhp. I felt it appropriate with the upcoming release of Quantum of Solace. I might even watch Casino Royale again just to get in the mood. That’s what she said. HA! GET IT?!?! Oh man. 6,666.

Review: JCVD
Monday, November 3 by

Jean-Claude Van Damme is an international action superstar.  With a long line of classics (Bloodsport, Universal Soldier, Timecop, Death Warrant), he has solidified himself as martial arts master and the quintessential action hero.  Yet for all his tireless efforts towards the action genre,  he can't escape from being the butt of b-movie jokes.  Until now.The Plot in 13 WordsA struggling real life Jean-Claude robs a bank, wants a second chanceRecreating the "Muscles"

The Haunting Of Molly Hartley
Monday, November 3 by

Molly Hartley looks to put her troubled past behind her with a fresh start at a new school, where she sparks with one of the most popular students. But can her secrets stay buried, especially as she learns more about the horrific truth that awaits her once she turns 18? -imdb

Review: The Haunting Of Molly Hartley
Monday, November 3 by

There are some movies that will cause your face to bleed from the constant scratching of it that goes on, simply because you do not understand what is happening, or why it is happening. Though all the key elements of a movie are there, like plot, characters, and a central conflict, the universe seems to say the movie should not exist.

JCVD
Monday, November 3 by

Between his tax problems and his legal battle with his wife for the custody of his daughter, these are hard times for the action movie star who finds that even Steven Seagal has pinched a role from him! In JCVD, Jean-Claude Van Damme returns to the country of his birth to seek the peace and tranquility he can no longer enjoy in the United States. -imdbRating: RRelease Date: 11/7/08  (Limited Release)Studio: Gaumont

Palin Pranksters On Early Show
Monday, November 3 by

I listened to this whole bit over the weekend and found it a touch uncomfortable in parts. You realize that Sarah Palin really is exactly what you think. She’s a mom from Alaska that talks to who she assumes to be the leader of a G-8 country like she’s addressing the head of the Wasilla PTA.

Morning News Roundup
Monday, November 3 by

It was basically a non-Halloween this year. I slept most of Sunday but managed to watch Shoot Em Up. I think that if Daniel Craig’s beautiful face somehow gets mangled and they need a new Bond character, it should be Clive Owen. That just the kind of brilliant insight you're going to get around here.

Time To Find A Slutty Nurse Link Dump
Friday, October 31 by

Thanks to Holy Taco for this clip. It’s a gem, a real gem.

Angels and Demons
Friday, October 31 by

The DaVinci Code was a boring book, and thus a boring movie. Angels and Demons was a fun, action packed book. So if they follow the same formula as before (by staying extremely true to the book), then this movie is going to rock.Hot Chicks to Watch Out For: Ayelet Zurer

Angels And Demons Trailer
Friday, October 31 by

I know what you’re thinking, because I’m thinking the same exact thing. Tom Hank’s ass looks HOT in that suit!  That’s not what you were thinking? You were thinking that this looks a lot like the DaVinci Code? Wait, thats a good point. Does this one have Audrey Tautou?  No? Damn.

Courting Condi
Friday, October 31 by

Buzz McCallister, the older brother from Home Alone, is all grown up and starring in this musical docu-tragi-comedy about his infatuation with Condoleeza Rice, and his subsequent quest to hook up with her. WTF?!?!  Strangely enough, this movie looks pretty hilarious (note Dad's reaction to his son's proclamation of love for Ms. Rice in the 'Sizzle' trailer).

Doc Watch: Courting Condi Sizzler
Friday, October 31 by

Damn, who wouldn’t want to hit that? Basically runs foreign policy. Concert pianist.  Professor at Stanford. Gap in her teeth so large you could floss it with an extension cord (one of the heavy duty orange ones). What I’m trying to say is that this “doc,” starring the big brother form Home Alone looks kind of amazing. 

Bin Laden Was A Community Oraganizer
Friday, October 31 by

If I do end up going out to any Halloween parties this weekend I’m totally going as a “Community Organizer.” That’s going to be the hottest costume on the block. Oversized T-Shirt, clipboard with some extra pens, a pair of Crocks with smart wool socks.  I can totally scrape that together at 6pm tonight.

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